<Snipped quote by Heroic>
eh, i've caused the apocolipse, turned characters into the void, and made stupidity something that breaks the laws of physics.
also some dude eats zombies, there's a money stealing ninja kiwi that works alongside a wallet stealing bluejay, and some dude has world war three on his lawn and it freezes in time when he opens his front door.
You're getting into the realm of my everyday IRL convos with friends with that kind of randomness. I'm impressed.