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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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Stab him.


Caaaaaarrrrrrrl
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That's super unhealthy.


You're telling me.
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You will find that you will have a more suitable roommate within the weekend.


Rofl.

He does other strange and nonsensical things too. The most strange is that he'll set his alarm for 7:45 every morning, on both his phone and clock, and he will hit snooze for hours on end and won't get up until like 12:30. I'll come back from my morning classes at about 10:40 and his alarms will still be going off every five or six minutes.
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where is he? i shall bring justice upon his sinful hands that made him steal the very essence of my line of work. Food shall never be stolen.

For real though, why did he do that? and what is the evidence?


I eat Chips Ahoy with milk. I had recently gotten a whole pack of Chips Ahoy cookies, and ate some last night. With milk, of course, like I always do. I haven't touched them since. Now, I've got to explain something to you. Since I always eat them with milk, as that is the superior way to eat them, I would never leave a single cookie in my pack of chips ahoy. Ever. That makes it a waste on a whole glass of milk.

That being said, I came home from my lab today and pulled the pack out and, lo and behold, there was a single, solitary cookie left. Just one, no more. As soon as I picked the pack up (and right before I opened it to look) he left the room.

Edit: As for why, I have absolutely no idea.
Think I may have found concrete evidence that my roommate has stolen food from me.
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How coincidental. I just got on to check my account information and to see if they let you scroll deleted pics again. But why'd you quit?


It's one of those games that I have to play on and off again. Playing things like that nonstop burns me out of it completely.
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Mr. Browsing iFunny, presumably checking the latest features. Why?


I actually just got on. I usually get on now to see what people say about DBS.
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?

I have a feeling, but I'll wait until you say it first.


Making Pokemon references on DBZ stuff. I stopped playing that game, by the way.
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Maybe it was. I thought it was eyes, but I'm not certain.


I see you
Jacob yes I finally caught you
Tell me about how Sven came to MR and the circumstances of how his crew died pls
I need it super important


The long short is that he started out as a space treasure hunter and freelance vigilante of sorts, and was travelling through space when he stumbled across the signal being used to communicate among the group at the time. After talking with them about who they were and where they were from, he was impressed with this extreme desire to build tech for multidimensional travel. The gap between his completion of that goal and the time he started is filled with merely being a voice among the group, similar to how Dark started off. Once he first left his dimension, he managed to find himself in hot water with interstellar pirates, most of which he fought off easily. Eventually though, after several on-and-off battles woth several groups of pirates, a single ship appeared very suddenly, and from the ship, ES, with unclear motives, boarded and subdued Sven and his crew almost as quickly as he had showed up. ES proceeded to torture all of Sven's crew members to death in front of him, save Leon, before packing up and leaving, willfully sparing Sven and Leon.

That's all the details without going into excrutiating levels of specificity, methinks.
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