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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Breaks down and reforms elsewhere*
I told you I don't play around.
*A blast eleven times my height consumes you, and then I shove my fist into your heart from behind*


*Blinks, then mutters to myself*
Perhaps this wasn’t a kidnapping, but rather a coordinated attack on a person he perceives as a threat! This girl seems extremely capable... But that doesn’t change my job.
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*a beastly creature jumps out from behind you, sinking its teeth into your neck*


*Without turning around, a loud, explosive bang sounds, as a huge wave of concussive force impacts the creature hard enough to send it rocketing away*
Was that one of yours?
*Shakes my head*
Last chance, before I take action! Heed my warning, villain. Show me you’re smarter than the rest!
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The Endless: ...You don't belong here.

*the dimension's properties cause it to rip and tear at you slowly and painfully*


*Doesn’t seem to notice the effects, nor do any even appear visible*
It’s not trespassing if it’s in the name of the law! Now, return the girl to IA land, peacefully, and I’ll let you go.
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Mierno: *as I am sipping coffee, I spit out the sip I took and laugh*

Oh man, he's in for a treat.


*On the other side*
Just the kind of domain I’d expect from scum like a kidnapper. Where could they be hid-

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The Endless:

... a brave assumption.

*a hellverse scythelike tentril whips out of the spot where my arm was, and slices at you, carving into your electrons with an impossibly sharp blade*


Woah! This isn’t a kidnapping! This is much, much worse! Cease, cretin! Leave that woman alone!
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*the energy before you seems to act as an entrypoint to a completely different dimension, a volatile one*

Mierno: you find anything, yet?


It appears I’ve found a trail! Stay back, I’m going to go get your friend back. I’m getting bad readings about this place they’ve gone to.
*I turn and face the ships in the air*
I’ll be back, with a hostage in tow! You can count on me!
*Leaps backwards into the field of energy*
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Mierno: this substance just appwared like 20 minutes ago. I was hanging out with some friends when a strange man appeared. He turned into this, and it kidnapped one of my friends. With me being affiliated with the EDB, i did my best to study it. But without proper tools, well... you know. Thats why I said it was an EDB related issue. Standard protocol before revealing any details.


He turned into the strange substance? Interesting... but perhaps it was a clever trick of the eye. Yes... he may have used it to mask his escape. Do not worry; I will put an end to this kidnapping, one way or the other.
*Scans the area with a mew device for recent dimensional shifts, such as teleportation and portals*
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Mierno: *sighs*
This is an EDB related issue. If there is a problem, you may speak with their representatives. Leave the location of this disturbance and the nature of it to said representative. They will set up a meeting between you and one of their generals regarding concern.


*Puts my hand on my chin*
The EDB? Harboring a substance such as this so close to the IA capital? You had better believe we’re going to have a few stern words with them, sir, but first, you will tell me everything you know about this substance that seems to cover the area here!
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*the energy rips the device apart with destructive force*

Mierno: *looks at you from behind the door*

Uh, you might not want to touch that. Pretty volatile stuff.


*As I’m inspecting it, I suddenly turn and point my finger at you*
Stop right there! What are you people doing harboring such a dangerous and powerful substance on this planet?! You are aware of how illegal this probably is?!?!
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The Endless : *the stitching in my hand comes loose, and I absorb the blast through it with minimal effort*

..Hm. I need to study you, more.

*sends a shockwave of Hellverse energy your way*


The time to act is never better than right now!
*Leaps down from the ship and lands outside of the range of energy, on one knee and palm down on the ground, before standing up, reaching behind me, and pulling out a device that I probe the energy with*
*A multitude of ships float in from overhead, at random intervals, and stop, hovering over the base. One of the ship’s doors open, revealing me standing and looking down on the situation*
It appears that this is the place, dear citizens. It seems the mysterious planet whose appearance struck us all blind... Has been holding some devilish secrets!
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