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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Pops up in another random location and does the same thing before sinking*


*The moment you emerge, the light ball seemingly automatically fires a beam in your direction, moving as fast as actual light yet impacting as though it were solid*
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*Pops out of the ground in a random location in the darkness; I don't appear to know where I am, because most senses, magical or otherwise, are disrupted by the darkness, but several thin, high-power, high-sharpness rings of green energy blast from my body and spread far out; when any one hits you, all the energy from the ring consolidates at that point to hit you, and then I fall back into the ground again*


*Holds out my hand to stop as much of it as I can once I feel the impact, leaving that point on the center of my palm charred black. I then hold my hand out, palm up, and form a small orb of light levitating just above it that does very little to illuminate the area*
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*I shoot back as the light comes toward me, but you're faster than me; I just start to tilt myself backward and your kick catches me in the chest; I grunt as I spin into the ground, once again sinking straight into it; blinding light bursts in all directions from where I was kicked into the ground, and then it is replaced by shifting, disorienting darkness that spreads across the area for a wide range*


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*Swipes at the air in a swift motion, but nothing seems to happen and I otherwise don't act*
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*When the sound of the crack blasts through the air, two great hands clap around the geyser, which is spraying around you, to smash it into you, but I pop out of the earth, wobbling and looking woozy* I promise I'm not actually sick! *The hands clap again*


*Beams of light shoot out from between every crack of the fingers and arc toward you, coalescing in front of you and materializing into me moving toward you blindingly quickly, and in the same motion I slam both my feet into your torso in a dropkick like manner. I flip backward once after delivering the blow and land on my feet, standing on molten rock as though it were solid*
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Let’s do it. *The elbow rests disappear and I fall back—and sink into the ground, swimming underneath until a geyser of superheated molten rubble shoots from the ground beneath you straight toward you*


*Throws a punch at the air straight down toward it, and the geyser is parted directly down the middle such that it goes around me. The force continues down until it cuts through the entire geyser and sinks into the ground itself, cracking the earth for a great distance around. It can be felt as though a mild earthquake occurred for a great distance around*
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*Grins like a loon* Not at all. It freakin' hurt, but I live for a fight like that. *Crosses my legs so I'm balancing on one foot* I'm sturdy.


*Cracks my knuckles, one fist at a time, and smirks similarly*
Just the way I like it.
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*Blows an alarm with a trumpet into the superheated ground to scatter its heat until it freezes, and I catch myself on my hand, flipping back up with a grin and a groan* Thanks for the tip! It's hard when I don't know anything about you, but hey, workin' on it. *Puts up my elbows onto two solid constructs of green energy and leans back on nothing* Wanna keep going?


I can do this all day. You got it in you? Not winded at all after that last one?
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*Throws up my hands and blasts a chaos field into the rubble at detonation, causing all the material's movement to turn in an even random distribution of directions, so I only receive a fraction of the blow and the heat, but I let the energy blow me back to escape the heat* Okay, you're fast, too. *Jumps up into the air and fires up two massive explosions behind my feet, propelling me forward to break the sound barrier and throw a punch at your face*


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*Throws up my hands and blasts a chaos field into the rubble at detonation, causing all the material's movement to turn in an even random distribution of directions, so I only receive a fraction of the blow and the heat, but I let the energy blow me back to escape the heat* Okay, you're fast, too. *Jumps up into the air and fires up two massive explosions behind my feet, propelling me forward to break the sound barrier and throw a punch at your face*


*Takes advantage of your linear trajectory to parry the punch with one hand and deliver a massive punch to your gut with the other simultaneously, then, without hesitation, spins around a single time very rapidly, kicking you squarely in your back to hurl you back down to the earth toward the superheated rock*
You've got some skill and a chaotic style, but you fight confused. You're welcome to turn this into a brawl but that'd be the quickest way to bring this fight to a close. Freebie, on me.
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Are you really going to keep making me spin? *Wind chimes hang from my hands as I start spinning in the air, and wind and kinetic energy blow from the wind chimes and both harden and slow down the rubble until it bounces off me harmlessly; I stop spinning at once and all the rubble blows back, before I gesture at you with the chimes and much of the rubble shoots toward you*


*Catches every single bit of rubble in one hand and compresses it into a ball, and hurls it at you at blinding speeds, causing loud booms to sound hurls through the air and impacting you seemingly instantly, detonating on impact and releasing an absurd amount of heat that melts the ground around you*
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