Heroic

Myriad Reality

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*after the drink you begin to feel a comfortable warmth throughout your body and I smile sweetly*
Oh, honey. Don’t worry about that. I am happy to be of service to you like that. Not only it’s part of my job, but it why I made this place.

@Ignacious

Not just you specifically. That was more of a general you. But you specifically are included, and I feel bad for all the take with no give.

Myriad Reality

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Ha, you got me! I'm a wandering goofball, a traveling absurdity. I'm a spectator for this contact sport we all call life.

@Source

What makes you so absurd? Your name’s the only bizarre thing I’ve caught on to so far.

Myriad Reality

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The people who look especially down or especially up usually have the best stories to tell!

@Source

Well if that’s true, you look especially up, so what’s your story, huh?

Myriad Reality

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*smiles as I begin to clean a glass*
That’s nice to hear. I appreciate that.

@Ignacious

I’ve become real good at dumping my problems on people, you included.
*Takes a drink*
So I’ve started trying to not be a jerk so often. I need to pay it forward before you guys get too sick of me.

Myriad Reality

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Least I could do it sit and listen!

@Source

Mm. The least you could have done was not walk up to someone who looked down in the dumps and left me to sulk alone, technically. So you’ve already gone above and beyond.

Myriad Reality

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*slams the drink and parts of it flows out*
Oop, I’m sorry. My hand slipped a bit.

@Ignacious

It’s good. You’re way too nice to me, you know, so I can’t get mad at you.

Myriad Reality

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We can work our way up to annoying! Unless we're already there.

@Source

Not quite yet. You’ve tolerated the most summarized form of my life story ever, while I’m slightly tipsy, and didn’t walk away so I’d say you’re headed in the opposite direction.

Myriad Reality

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*Laughs*
I'm definitely too weird for that. But you never know, you could find something out and decide you feel the same way.

@Source

Well, unless you also bully, blackmail, kill, lie and oppress people, then the worst opinion I’ll have of you is maybe annoying. But that’s not so bad compared to bloodlusted resentment, is it?
*Requests another round*

Myriad Reality

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Y'know, I betcha that depends on which one of us you asked. I make plenty of mistakes, so I probably deserved at least one.

@Source

I would say that no one really deserves it. But I don’t really believe that, do I? You act like a relatable human, though, so you definitely don’t deserve it.

Myriad Reality

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Pfffft-
*Bursts out laughing*
If I got someone to that point, I’d say it makes me pretty stupid.

@Source

*Laughs as well, and shakes my head*
Weeeell, maybe. Guess that depends on the reasons why. Did you give it to to ‘em or did they make it up?