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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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What? That’s fourteen birthdays we need to celebrate!


You kidding me? Tying celebrating to an occasion is lame. Who needs a reason other than just to do it? Celebrate when you want, that’s what I think!
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How old are you now?


I’m 23.
*Takes a sip of the blue drink and nods my head in approval*
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Not even your own??


Just my own is what I meant. Last one I celebrated was at 9 years old I think.
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Oh wow, birthdays must be tough. Or amazing!


I never really celebrated em, but that’s neither here nor there.
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I’ve been there a few times, yes, but you are staying here.


That’s fine. This is where my friends are anyway. I don’t ever want to leave~
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*takes the empty glass and takes it to the back*
Just letting you know, there is already a room reserved for you to stay in. I do not want you leaving in the state you are in.


I would just go back to the old mountaintop anyway. But that makes things way easier.
*Closes one eye and stares down into the blue drink*
Those beds back at the mountain base place thingy are very comfy. You go there often?
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*smiles and waves my hand dismissively*
No nooo. My fighting days are over. I’d rather settle down and do this.


That’s what an assassin would say! Don’t worry, I’ll keep your secret safe.
*Finishes the orange drink and sets the glass down*
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How big are we talking here?


I have several…
*Squints and starts counting to myself*
Dozens… Of siblings. With really old parents.

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That’s flattering, Miss Kay.


Have you ever done that?
*Gasps and whispers*
Are you an assassin?
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I’ve been a bartender for many many years and even on my off time I curate different drinks. I have a large shelf full of recipes that I know by heart. You can call me an alchemist of drinks.


Well, alchemist of drinks, I think you could sell me poison and make it taste like heaven.
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No problem!


Where do you get all these different thingies? Your menu is endless.

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Gooooot it. So what other neat secrets do you have?


Hmm… I have a really big family.
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