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    1. HHShetland 11 yrs ago

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Tongzka watched intently as the giant went about his business, his attempt at ingenuity actually having worked! Well, of course it did, Tongzka smirked to himself as he re-assured... himself. That's where one of the special universities will get you.

Of course, such smug individualist pride was bound to warrant some form of karmic retribution. Once Tongzka had become entranced with the very convincing light show the neanderthal put on from the mug (though to be honest, he'd seen better from the Jairovi), his focus and, to a lesser extent, his circulatory system were both in for a nasty surprise when the liquid seemed to EXPLODE out the top, deafeningly so.

"AIEEE!!" He shrieked, toppling onto the floor. The sight that greeted him when he came to his senses was, while still not as good as the Jairovi's handiwork, still good enough to warrant a "...Tun in'kraas Bardovaz Porz'l-pehteh..." in sheer awe.

Once it was all over with, Tongzka clambered back onto his stool and was surprised to see that, after all of that, he was still going to get coffee and not some kind of hallucinogenic. "Uh... miz scut'l-grad, uh... Nutovaz-avee." He thanked the giant, already scrambling to down the whole mug in one go.

@SimplyJohn

It was then he noticed the giant's outstretched hand, combined with a remark he couldn't understand but made it quite clear he was expecting something. Perhaps... the 'M' word?

"N... Nevi-z'wez-ma?" The longshoreman hesitated; the term he used wasn't even the 'm' word itself, just a euphemism. Some 'necessary evils', his kind would usually say when they expected payment. 'Oh, how much is that?' 'Just five necessary evils, thanks!' 'Here you go, my good man! Make sure you didn't ask for more than your planetary share or the Party will be pissed!'

"Ah!" He finally vocalised, remembering that he did have some necessary evils on him, by sheer luck. He stuffed one hand in his pocket and rummaged around, before bringing out a pair of necessary evils in the form of small credit chits, the most accessible and portable form of necessary evils.

Once that was dealt with, he didn't hesitate. Grabbing the mug of coffee with both hands, he tipped it up into his mouth, gulping it down ravenously, blissfully ignoring the heat. Before he'd even finished, he began to experience that trademark rush of energy, that reactivation of abandoned bodily functions... but then it just kept getting stronger... and stronger, until it reached a very sharp point and something inside Tongzka just... clicked.

"Miz... miz.... MIZ. B'YYN. AYN. DEEZ-MAAT."

...He said somewhat blasphemously, if you happen to be religious, as all of a sudden his voice took on an echo-y quality, and his eyes starting glowing like the headlights on a car, rapidly changing colours. Inside, he was overwhelmed with sheer focus... his focus was so great, it seemed to penetrate reality itself. He was focused on the collective unconscious beyond reality that connects all minds and experiences, or something similarly hard-to-understand.

In this trance like state, he began to move his arms around in a robotic fashion, leaving behind multicoloured trails as he did so. He tapped along the bar, creating glowing 'buttons' in the process, and created ethereal music from beyond space and time, as if he was playing the keyboard of the Big One. The One in charge of the big game he now realised he was in. He saw everything. There was no conspiracy, no reality show, no giant, no Party, no tavern, no nothing. Nothing except a series of words describing everything he was doing. He and everyone else were just hollow imitations of people dumped into a space they don't belong, like the rubbish tip of the cosmos where everything without a home gets thrown away, to act out a random sequence of events for all eternity, all for the enjoyment of...

But then, just as he was getting into it, his coffee-induced high wore off almost as abruptly as it had begun, and Tongzka came back to his senses, returning to normal both in body and mind... and toppling back again.

"Eggghhhh..." He grunted to himself, desperately trying to remember what Interdimensional Travel Quarterly said about drinking coffee from another dimension... you may very well be unable to comprehend how strong it may be. After all, it was a weird brown colour, not the blue-black he was used to.
Since reaching the oh-so obvious conclusion that he was trapped in some kind of Truman Show, if he knew who Truman was, Tongzka had chosen to cower in a dingy bathroom.

For you see, the Party had reach everywhere, and that includes the media. Tongzka knew all too well how far their iron tentacles that is their influence reached; after all, he'd studied them. He had always suspected in those hours spent at the wonderful, shiny People's Canteens and playing state-approved video games depicting top-hatted executives getting thrown into meat-grinders that maybe the Party might have had something special lined up for him, the one who chose to quit for reasons even he isn't sure of. It was such a long time ago, after all. In any case, it would be no surprise if the Party had planned to trap him in some kind of televised hell. The worst kind of hell, considering that actual hells didn't exist, being an element of bourgeouis church institutions and whatnot.

It was after a good five minutes of being curled up in the corner of the stinking bathroom, clutching his thermal lance tight, that he decided that maybe he was acting rather pitifully and undignified. Cowering in a medieval bathroom is not the way of the Bardovan worker! The real Bardovan worker faces his fate with bold ingenuity! If the Party were behind this, they'd want him to cower here!

Thus, he stood up to his glorious height of three feet (not counting neck), slung his thermal lance on his back, cracked his tiny knuckles, rolled his brain around in his head... figuratively, of course... and burst out the bathroom, back into the mysterious studio set.

Once again, he pattered over to the front bar, confidently sliding on to the barstool this time. He realised by now that there was a simulated language barrier with some elaborate ConLang, probably to make his ordeal even more insane. But he would overcome it! How?

@SimplyJohn

First, he knocked on the bar loudly, calling out "D're-keh-b'visk! D're-keh-b'visk!" and signalling for the apparent giant bartender. What he needed was some coffee, and surely he'd know the universal symbol for coffee...

Tongzka removed his Thermal Lance from his back again, using the unlit nozzle to scratch out an image on the bar. An image of a mug, turned sideways, with what resembled a rainbow coming out of it. Hyperspace-in-a-mug, you see.

"...Hyp'n-ka'prun at maag, yat?"
"Well, I would say at present we were more like acquaintances." Sumat couldn't help but speak bluntly. After all, Trey may have proven to be an upstanding fellow thus far, but people are unpredictable. It only takes the slightest to make them go murdering people, or stealing things, or become cold callers or something.

"...Of course, you can never tell what fate has in store for you." He clarified. Time spent in the West had admittedly eroded it somewhat, but Sumat still considered himself a man of faith, one who put his trust in the Gods to have the right fate lined up. Which they always did; even if it doesn't seem like it at first. He was only human... a four-armed, scaly human, but human nonetheless.

It seemed that, at this moment, his fate was to meet an awful lot of people who admired him for reasons other than the norm, which he found a breath of fresh air.

"Sumat." He replied curtly after Daisy had asked for his name, his native accent once again flaring up momentarily. "And you said yours was Daisy Bartolo, no? That sounds Italian." He asked idly.

Before he could receive an answer, however, Trey announced his intention to sort out his various personal possessions. He scratched his head momentarily, thinking that most of the students would have done that already when they first arrived like him, but then brushed off the thought just as quickly.

"The sentiment is mutual. Perhaps I will." He answered his follow-up remarks as he gave him another light handshake with one of his lower hands; he hoped he'd see the fellow again, otherwise this whole altercation may prove to be a waste of time, which would be a shame, he thought.

"Do try not to suffer any accidents with your items." He joked, but perhaps chuckled a little too quietly for it to be obvious. Well, he never imagined he looked like the scheming type anyway, so it hopefully shouldn't matter.
F.Y.I if anyone was curious, I am holding off on posting until Natty has posted, so I can respond to both posts directed at Sumat.
Hey @Rin, have you had any luck in the character department yet?
I'm sorry to hear that your experiences with some TF2 players have left a negative impression, and I say that because I've dabbled in that particular area (Incidentally, I like the game, but I couldn't get it to run properly on my old 'computer'; that's not the point, anyway) and from what I've seen, they've been no worse than any other Fandom I've seen.

Long story short, from my experience, all Fandoms have terrible people in them, but they also have a lot of nice people. But almost without exception, the nice or at least ordinary ones get overshadowed by the crazies, the elitists, and the general wankers, and I find that regrettable. Therefore, for the sake of egalitarianism (and convenience), I just group 'Rabid Fans' under one banner, regardless of their origin.

Though I don't know why I'm saying all of this, considering that I seem to subconsciously avoid getting too 'involved' with Fandoms. :P
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She does not use the kiss of death in the new one, she has a lot of juggle and counter attacks, as well as just maneuverability to wreck shit.

But then you go online and see everyone using goro and jumping the entire fight to them just windmill spinning and I go "Why do I even try to be legit?"


That sounds pretty good.

But now I feel awkward because Goro is one of my favourite characters (again, based more on taste than gameplay experience). I'm one of those people who was pissed that he wasn't playable in MK9; I mean, I know he and the other bosses would have been way overpowered in online play, but they could have at least made them playable in arcade, maybe remove their super armour to make it more challenging or something.

When I found out he was DLC in MKX, at first I rejoiced, but then I foresaw the exact situation you speak of because I just know that a lot of those people only preordered the game/shelled out more money as a way of showing off the fact that they did so, in a display of classic Online Gaming One-Upmanship. The same logic that drives some people in Team Fortress 2 to pay over a thousand genuine, real-life, honest-to-your-God-of-choice dollars for a virtual flaming Kabuto (yes, really). Which is a shame.
@HHShetland Sonya is one of the best characters for fundamentals who are for aggressive and defensive players.


I'll take your word for it since I'm largely ignorant about these sorts of things. :V

I'll admit that I've never been a huge fan of Sonya, though for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with gameplay. Her kiss-poison-dust attack has always bothered me, especially. I mean, she's supposed to be a no-nonsense SpecOps officer, so why the kissing dust? I understand that when she debuted it was back before female characters in fighting games were commonplace so it sort of made sense that, as the token woman, she was given a stereotypically 'feminine' attack (plus, it was a different time), but nowadays it just seems weird to me. It'd work a lot better on, say, Mileena.

That being said, I think her appearance in MKX is a massive improvement from the looks of things, since she actually uses military hardware this time (I don't even know if she still has the kiss-dust attack in that game). That, and her costume is significantly better.
This is the part where I admit that I'm actually quite bad at MK. And Fighting games in general. I just can't pull off those flashy juggly combos to save my life. This limits me to trying to psyche out the AI by spamming Cyrax's teleport (this is in MK9), and I still always lose a few Ladder matches. On Easy. Guess it helps that I've never played online or else I'd get consistently humiliated. :P
@Natty@HHShetland

Daisy's attempt at an introduction: denied. Pff.


Ditto what Natty said. I wasn't particularly focusing last night.
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