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9 yrs ago
Dear People: Please stop 'hating' a day where people try love with each other, however corporate the reason. Remember instead that there are people out there trying to love you, too, and let them.
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10 yrs ago
Gone from 6/19 to 6/27.
10 yrs ago
Ah, Buddhism. Dramatically worded for his and her pleasure.
10 yrs ago
Grave digger, grave digger, let me be the one that got away.
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10 yrs ago
My children, raise your proud and terrible heads. I will find you a better world, where man is a cautionary tale and angels fear to tread.
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@Hexaflexagon

Yeah, but to be fair Trent already began that road

"Every corpse is just a loaf of bread."


Trent's a baller sociopath that way.

I am working on getting back into things, by the way. I apologize for my absence, this weekend I should be able to gey myself back in the swing of things after so bloody long.

Good to see you all again.
Eugh. Getting caught up is a bit more of a struggle than I thought it would be, but this should at least move us along.
"You never returned my last Norgrud Day card."

Of the many lovely things in Omus Vol's possession, those Battarian turrets were a real masterpiece. Say what you would about the volus, he knew his weapons--the pair of them were perfectly calibrated, with some of the most advanced targeting systems available outside of an SA starship. Well weighted, designed to punch through an Atlas mech without batting an eye, the whirling quad-mounted mass drivers were ready to mow down a small army and stonewalled by the kind of biometrics system that even Zik hadn't been able to hack into. To be staring down the barrels of them (again) was not high on Zik's list of sought-after experiences.

Outsmarting them, and the wannabe crime-lord that owned them, was.

The waggling of his ridges continued, unable to keep his tone contrite as he padded his way forward. A slight hand motion to the team--hang on, hang on--had the side-effect of showcasing the pistol planted firmly at his hip and away from his hand. Like a street performing making it obvious there was nothing up his sleeve. As he stepped forward along the crimson crushed velvet, the whine of the turrets following him was poignant. Zik always enjoyed performance under pressure.

"Rude of you. But I'm really here to do you a favor, Omus, and get you out of here while the getting's still good. They're onto your little charade... Miss Short." He trailed off dramatically and, pointedly, slid his eyes not to the Crime Lord, but to his erstwhile personal assistant. She would probably be considered an attractive human, by human standards--Volus typically made sure his assistance were, either thanks to some latent xenophilia or a simple appreciation for the effect that the finer things can have on clients. Zik would have bet on the latter, though the former was much more entertaining.

"Don't try to deny it!" Zik said quickly, raising a three-fingered hand with dramatic speed to interrupt what was sure to be a dropped jaw or a stuttered response--his eyes closed, long-suffering and exasperated. "Well played, trying to pin the blame on poor Omus, but we both know that Omus Vol is a creature of integrity." His eyes opened, this time pointing directly to the cameras surveying the office. The same ones that could, conceivably (and actually) hide any number of piggy-backed remote record programs--he nodded his head to them in case the idea wasn't clear enough.

He dared further, making his way up to the platform proper amidst the shocked silence and huffing, hissing gaseous noises emitted by Omus' suit. The turrets followed him, almost warily, but he had his hands up diplomatically. "He would never do something as foolish as set up a plan to cross Aria T'Loak, and absolutely not by stockpiling arms taken out of the his best shipments to place into the hands of mercenaries. Clever of you, balancing the right mixture of ambitious, foolish, and dangerous--it might well have been a real threat."

Omus would be getting restless. It was all him, of course, and he'd want the credit. Zik would, he guessed, have to be less subtle--especially to keep the young lady from speaking up. He stepped around the massive desk to the chair on the other side and laid a hand, slowly enough not to excite the aggression-sensors on the alarmingly-close turrets, on Omus' shoulder.

"But the jig, as they say, is up. T'Loak is on to your little game," he said pointedly, waggling a finger to her in properly nannying reprimand, "and I'm not about to let you drag my best friend Omus Vol's name through the mud! I'm taking him away, before Aria's Talons get here to seize all of his hard work, because he had the misfortune of trusting such a lovely and deceptively cunning individual such as yourself." Turning to look at her above Vol's head, away from the cameras, he couldn't resist himself a cheeky wink.

Poor thing.

"And not just I!" His hand shot up fast enough to make the turrets whirl, one finger pointed dramatically to the air as he strutted forward off the volus' miniature throne once more. "No, Omus, after everything you've done for us all, not one of your good friends the Dashers could let you be thrown to the varren over a slight such as this. With our Captain back and negotiations with Aria herself already underway," he said pointedly, extending a hand gamely towards the arms dealer, "I'd say this is as good a chance as any for you to get out of this before you find yourself sunk for good. And if it happens to give Miss Short a heads up that T'Loak is wise to her schemes, well..." He shrugged, sighed.

"I suppose that's the price one has to pay."

Would he buy it? By all accounts it was straight ham, the kind of over-the-top performance that was at best comic and at worst ridiculous. It was as much a farce for the rest of the Dashers as it was a ploy to bring Omus Vol back into the mix, an obvious show, but would the crime lord actually play along?

The portrait of himself at the head of a charge--painted as if he might actually have been in the same solar system--made him feel better about his odds.


You people and your hiding spoilers.

And nah, I wasn't trying to bring her back from the dead. What Alex is trying to do is stop her from bleeding out. Most gunshot wounds aren't actually immediately lethal so much as you put the person into shock and they bleed out quickly if you hit something like an artery or major internal organ. Alex can control blood, so as long as she's not actually dead (and he's hopped up on Neon) he can keep someone alive for a good while while someone does something like 'stop the bleeding'. Thus, if someone wants to spot him a pill (which they would have to, he's out) then he could hold her stable such that Cass might be able to do something with her.

Or she dies/is already dead (with a slight revision to my post), and it's tragic! Tragedy is legit, don't let me take it away from ya!
All-bloody right! Finally got at least something up that will let us move on.

By popular demand, we'll have a bit of a moment to Save Private Jackie while everyone escapes! Fortunately Dante just tackled both of the team medics out the window and they're now aware of the situation, so I figure as long as someone gives Alex a pop of Neon he can keep her heart beating and blood going long enough for @Fox Fable to haul them out of the line of fire and at least get her stable enough to move for proper attention back at base.

Or dear Cassandra can fight off a few Breakers while Alex stumbles his way over to Ramsay/Lana and patches her up himself or whatnot.

Or y'all can propose a better idea as to how to keep her alive. Or not! I'm open to suggestions on this one.

Either way, if you all can please end your posts with something sufficiently time-skippable that involves you somehow ducking police/capture/arrest, I'll pick us back up at home base and we can get things back on regular posting track!
You a'ight, she said.

No, Alex wasn't about to say he was 'a'ight'.

He very likely had a concussion, possibly fractured (and certainly bruised) ribs, and a gunshot wound to his left bicep. None of that said 'a'ight', but more importantly the guy who killed his brother happened to be right the fuck there and still breathing. That, more than the pain that was beginning to make his arm go slack or the throbbing that threatened to crush his skull from the inside like the world's biggest grape, kept him from being anything resembling alright. What it did make him was furious, and he was lucky that it did--without that laser-focus ferocity in him, God knows he might have passed out or something equally pussy-rific in front of the big boys.

Not that Dante would have noticed at the moment. He was a little busy turning Knuckles' trick back around on him.

Wherever those hornet had come from, they were certainly doing a number. It might have comforted the thug to know that he wasn't dealing with some little bumble bee--the Japanese giant hornet has a sting that is surpassed by an alarmingly small number of insects on the Schmidt Pain Index. Though not specifically mentioned, it is responsible for between thirty and forty deaths a year due to the sheer amount of its painful toxin that tends to be injected at any given time and thus was an appropriately badass animal to have him howling like a stuck pig. The rests of the hornets might be, but honestly it was about that point that Dante's big black foot hit him in the chest and sent him cartwheeling backwards. Whatever it was that gave him his strength must have reinforced him a bit as well, but a hit like that still left him winded, gasping, and in blinding pain from the swelling sting. As Dante advanced on him, cracking his knuckles with the cordite pops of splitting stone, he was about to have a very, very bad day.

Or would have been, had time not been up.

Not the flare so much as Dante's juice. He'd always burned through it faster than most--probably something to do with converting an entire body into what was normally an inorganic substance and moving it around like something out of Dungeons and Dragons--but now it seemed he was having some significant issues. Mid-step he halted and shuddered and fell to one knee, massive shoulders rolling as the back of him began to crack and split. Dusky brown skin began to thread through the black stone like magma flumes, stretching from his spine and cracking away the rock as if it had been no thicker than a Nestles chocolate shell. K-Ton might have been telling them to go, the clock ticking down, but Dante cracking crust or no Dante had a score to settle. He struggled to his feet at about the same time Knuckles managed to get to his, still howling in pain and beating his chest like some kind of gladiator, but both were thrown backwards by Trigger's sudden entrance.

The van burst through the bay doors and skidded to a halt, Ramsay and the ladies still inside, but the bay door it carried on top of it kept going. It smashed into Dante head on, knocking him to the ground mid-transformation, and very nearly took out Knuckles with a corner that he barely managed to dodge. Barely was enough, though, and as he made his way forward it was clear enough he had murder on his mind. His eyes might have been streaming, every vein in his body clenched tight and visible against his skin, but by God was he about to--

No. Really. Every vein.

It wasn't that Alex had ignored Cass or K-Ton or KillRoy--far from it. He'd even managed to hold up a single finger, and not the rude one. Universal for 'gimme a minute', he'd spent the time collecting getting his shit together for just such an occasion. While he wouldn't have minded if Dante were the one to put Knuckles down for good--probably--he sure as hell wasn't about to let it be the other way around. And since big boy had missed his shot, Alex was more than happy to take it from him. To see Knuckles stop in his tracks, he might as well have had a heart attack. His eyes suddenly bugged out, his arms halting mid draw-back. He stumbled, barely able to keep his feet, and the dark veins and bright arteries beneath his skin began to bead and run. They bulged and crawled like worms, struggling to keep up with the demands of Alex' imagination, which was bringing it all together in one place.

Up until now it had just been tricks with blood pressure, popping heads like champagne corks. Maybe a bit of rerouting internally, a little autonomous safety function. Now, though, there was intent. Now, though he wanted more than little tricks of anatomy. He wanted blood, figuratively and literally, and he wanted it all in the middle of that stupid benches-240 chest, because if he was ready to put a hole in David's then he had best be prepared for the consequences.

There were precious few seconds of recognition and understanding that the man could have had as the blood ran from his brain, his lungs, his muscles. Held up by nothing more than the pooling blood currently crushing his heart, in that second his gasping frog-lips tried their best to work out more than a croak. They might have managed it, too, if Alex hadn't felt every last bit of blood in the man's body and, with a sudden flex of his hand, willed it out.

If before the men before were gushers then this was a popped water balloon. This was forceful, angry, a rippling hydrostatic force that burst cell walls tore muscles and carried the ripped shreds of them with it as the man blew himself apart from the inside. It may have lacked the finesse of K-Ton's executions but it sure got the job done, and with it Alex felt the awful satisfaction that only cames from re-fucking-venge.

For a moment, Dante stared. Spattered even from a foot or two away, there aren't many men that can shake off a paint job like that off the cuff. That being said, a van full of kitchen-chemistry cocktails a shitload of gasoline was good for that.

"Fucking hell, move!"

The world came back up to full speed in that moment, Dante back in smooth, dark skin and stumbling on newly bare feet for the exit--any exit, the window behind Cass and Alex being the prime candidate at the moment. It was moments like this that Dante Black was at his best, unable to do anything but leap before looking. He picked up speed and, with the kind of wide-armed, action-movie, take-down-the-runner football tackle that would have won him MVP at some college bowl somewhere, Dante tackled the pair of them wholesale through what was left of the crumpled tin wall. It couldn't have been comfortable, but it beat being inside when the explosion went off.

And God, did it ever.

Automotive shops are not the best place for fire at the best of times. The initial explosion was shattering, ripping tin-roof and blowing out windows and walls like they were made of cardboard, but as the cars and fluids and various accouterments of the trade began to catch it was clear enough that nobody wanted to be anywhere near there for very long. Certainly not Dante, who was currently swearing like a motherfucker--more than a bit of shrapnel had ended up in his broad back, the heat of it practically cauterizing the wounds on impact, but if nothing else he'd saved the two beneath him from a fiery fate. Even if he had managed to smear them with Knuckles-gore in the process.

For Alex, it was almost the final straw. Yet another shake to his head, another impact to his ribs, another scream from his arm as it jostled against the wall. There was no thought of altruism or chivalry, whether or not he was on top of Cass or breaking her fall, but he could smell something sickly sweet and his head was beginning to spin and Christ, could he just pass the fuck...

"She's dying!"

He managed it as soon as he could speak because he felt it in a way he hadn't really before. Yes, he'd felt heartbeats, yes, he'd jacked pressures, but this was different somehow. Like a bird battering its wings against a too-small cage, like someone drowning and struggling for breath, he could feel Jackie's heart struggling. Stopping. If they'd never been close, if they'd never been friends, he couldn't let that happen. But could he stop it?

His own arm was running freely now, his body battered and bloodied and exhausted. Too exhausted. Even as he worked to shore up the circulatory system, even if the flow of her blood began to divert back into itself, he knew he would lost it. Was already losing it.

"The fuck... man, we gotta go!" Dante was insisting on top of him, pushing himself up with a hiss of his teeth and looking around for the escape route. This had not been subtle, and that fifteen minutes they'd bought from the cops meant jack shit after an explosion like that.

"Neon." Alex gasped, managing to point his good arm weakly towards where Ramsay and Lana were struggling with Jackie. "I'm out, but I...with Neon...!" He couldn't breathe, couldn't think. Couldn't get the words out. Couldn't save her without that boost, without that rush...that power. Looking to Cass, not plaintively but fiercely, he jerked his head towards Jackie to say what he wasn't able to. He couldn't just let her bleed out like that. They couldn't.

Right?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present my triumphant return.

On a more serious note, I am tremendously sorry I was not able to follow through on getting a post up before I left. Events conspired against me, but I still should have wrung something out to move it along.

I'll get it all going ASAP and I hope I haven't lost you lot in the meantime.
I have returned, fair friends!

Rejoice and all that.

I'll work on having a post up in the next day or two to help move things along.
Ibiki wasn't really sure what he thought when he heard they were getting a pair of newcomers to the cell. Given the crimes of the others in the prison, he was less than pleased at the thought of sharing a cell with men such as they. Insult to injury somehow--that this was his first immediate concern, rather than (for example) his safety or an attempt at escape, probably said something about his misplaced priorities.

Though not much, considering how immediately he attempted to coerce them into breaking out of an Imperial prison. What could he say--a month without a proper wash made a man desperate.

That four jackets would have been more effective was unfortunate, but even as things were Ibiki could not bring himself to ask the ostentatiously dressed woman in their company for an article of their clothing. Imagine it, yes--he could picture a great many scenarios in which he attempted to solicit her jacket, and in not one of them did he make it past 'excuse me' without growing so red in the face that he wasn't certain he'd be able to stand given his current condition. So while another length to reinforce the 'rope' might have been useful, he was prepared to go without.

The brigand's refusal to lend the group his jacket was similarly disappointing, though as the samurai made an uncharacteristically uncouth sound between his teeth and accepted the proffered belt he realized it for a blessing in disguise. Though it made the tying together a but more tricky, by looping the leather back through the buckle around the rod he was able to achieve a much better grasp on it than he'd hoped. He worked diligently and quickly, his calloused fingers adept and nimble.

Would it have given way without the leather? Without Hisao's month of worrying away at the iron? Who could say. But as as the length of iron broke free from the mortar above and below with a sudden clatter that sent the three men sprawling over the grimy floor and back against stone walls, Ibiki would have given Hisao all the credit in the world for the idea.

He'd probably have taken it, too.

"Quickly," he panted, pushing to his feet and rushing for the sudden gap, "the guards will have heard us and I cannot leave without my effects!" Slight at the best of times and slighter now after his time in confinement, Ibiki was the first through the gap with a swift turn sideways and a ridiculous clasp of his hands in front of him. "Thank you, strangers, I am in your debt!" And with that, he dashed back into the station.

Their escape was not helped by the sudden ruckus raised by the foul brothers occupying Endoyuki's tiny additional cells. At the sudden sound they had both perked up, and seeing Ibiki rushing suddenly past into the station they had begun to holler for their freedom as well. While initially it was a celebration, it quickly turned into the pounding of hands against the bars and walls of their cells and angry swearing as Ibiki bypassed them entirely in lieu of the evidence locker.

"Evidence locker". Please. It was a broom closet, plain and simple--literally, there were actual brooms in it, alongside mops and the facilities other barely-used cleaning implements. It was also where they'd taken the personal effects of the men they'd imprisoned--Ibiki had noticed as such on the first day of their arrival just before he'd been acquainted with his month-long home. Now, however, he was free too...bang on the door.

It was locked, of course, and without the key there was little more for him to do. His jiggling at the knob became more frantic, sharp and jerky as he started to put his weight and desperation behind it. The others may be running, may be finding the approaching guards more important, but to Ibiki there was nothing but the knowledge that his daisho was behind that fucking wooden door probably propped up on a wall next to the same mop that swabbed some drunk's piss off the wall.

Getting them back from such a fate was more important than escaping himself. It was as simple as that.

...though getting them back would also, likely, lead to escape. So it wasn't quite as selfless as he might have intended.
@Culluket
I'll have an exotic tale of her escape and subsequent declaration of vengeance ready upon my return.
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