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    1. Hylozoist 10 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago
Current I remember when I used to be into nostalgia.
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9 yrs ago
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there's a few white fluffy clouds in the sky. I am closing the curtains and going back to bed.
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9 yrs ago
"What kind of solicitor doesn't have sweets on their desk?!"
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9 yrs ago
"His multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift / and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit!"
9 yrs ago
"You make a pretty good sheep."

Bio

I live somewhere in the wilds of East London with a couple of friends, a pet rat and a collection of RPG books that is slowly consuming our house. I've suggested possibly getting rid of some of them, but it's pretty much got to the point where the books are the only thing keeping the building upright and if I move any of them the whole thing could come crashing down.

In terms of games - well, I'll consider anything, except that. As can probably be gathered from my posts, I find myself generally playing characters that let me bit a little bit light-hearted. I am reasonably certain that I can play serious characters, but I know that getting to post things which makes me chuckle as I write them keeps me far more engaged. I like fandom-y things (because I can't, apparently, still get enough Undertale, Adventure Time and various Nintendo stuff, good job brain), and non-fandom-y things, and will one day get around to rebooting a RP I'd made on here seven years ago.

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With the spectacle of the fight over, the restaurant slouched back into normality. Loud, bustling, crowded normality. The animals that were being converted into food products for sale in this very establishment probably lived in less crowded conditions. Somewhere in the furthest reaches of the galaxy, some mega-predator is starting a letter writing campaign about the terrible conditions their food is grown in. With the jam in the food delivery taken care of, and the army of waiter-bots directing hungry customers to whatever free tables could be found, at least there was now a steady flow of people coming and going. The Jolly Junta nibbled, the Flauhjinks chewed on in stony silence and the whole scene was bathed with the cheery red and blue flashing lights of a security ship gliding by the window.

The Nurr Slugg Security Ship was, much like the Nurr-Sluggi people themselves, uncomfortable to look at for too long. It was as if the designers of the ship had gone out of their way to make a ship look hideously organic; it pulsed and rippled occasionally, like something swimming through the water. You probably wouldn't catch some kind of disease just from touching it, but even the most hardened of space vehicle technicians preferred to wear gloves as a precaution. It was especially necessary for whichever pour soul was chosen to check the oil levels.

Fortunately, there was a queue of ships waiting for their turn to dock alongside the orbital restaurant. There were rules and regulations governing just how one was to go about queuing in Nurr-Slugg society, and the two security officers on board the ship didn't fancy getting chewed out by their commanding officer for cutting in line. In most species, the phrase chewing out is a metaphor. The Nurr-Sluggi are an alarmingly literal people at times.

A searchlight emerged from the side of the security ship, and swung a searching beam slowly across the ships parked outside. The restaurant attracted all comers, and all manner of ships. Many were Nurr-Sluggi vessels, which were given a wide berth by the other customers. A battered and beaten X-87 "Jalopy" sat surrounded by a cloud of rust flakes. A heavily customised HP-CI Moxie, fast and sleek, with a paint job to match. A bunch of IM Space Bikes, designed for cruising from planet to planet, with the words "The Flowjinks Flaughjinks" painted down the side of each of them. There was even a "Vega Class Carrier" which, while less of a fighter carrier and more of a people carrier, could comfortably sit a dozen pan-humanoids and apparently ran on just about anything. The searchlight swept over them all in turn. Then there was the Quest For Flavour.

She was big enough to be considered a bit clunky, but small enough that you wouldn't have to pay the docking fees. Due to the unusual shape of the thing, the searchlight lingered on it for a moment longer than the others. It looked like an ice cream cone with a scoop of (presumably) strawberry ice cream on top, with the cone forming the rear of the ship and housing the angry beast that was the engine. Nearly everything else, such as the living quarters, the cockpit, the recreation room, the ball-pit and the storage rooms, were crammed into the front section across two floors. The searchlight, having taken all of this in, continued to swing about, aiding in the inspection of other ships and temporarily blinding anyone unfortunate enough to stare right into it.

Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, a short, plump pan-humanoid pushed his way out from the kitchen and waddled over towards booth seven. He carried two bags that bulged with food, along with the complimentary napkins (a plastic and paper mix that could only be torn when you least expect it), plastic eating utensils (knives, forks, spoons, wurglies, chopsticks and a pair of latex gloves with seven fingers on each) and a handful of hand-wipes (lemon scented, sealed for freshness). It took some effort for Clarke to get through to the crew of the Quest for Flavour, the restaurant was busy, the flashing lights outside had agitated many of the customers and Clarke was more used to a sedentary lifestyle behind the counter of Henderson's Ribs.

"Thank. You. For. Visiting," Clarke punctuated his sentences with gasps for breath as he placed the two bags on the table, "Henderson's. Ribs. Your. Custom. Is. Appreciated."

He looked like he'd just been through a warzone. The Henderson's Ribs Management Guide & Colouring In Book, incidentally, recommends having your restaurant declared legally as a warzone. This allows for the limited use of chemical weapons in the eyes of most governments, which is something of a must when cleaning the customer toilets.
@Hylozoist
Seems like I triggered some little girl.
Should I just call in a truck of candy? ;P


Oh, by golly, it's on.
Charlotte regarded her fellow team-mates, still chewing glumly on the piece of candy in her mouth. Ravin had extracted a piece of candy from his pocket, and was offering more candy to others as they gathered together to try and make sense of what was happening. As pleasant as Mister Driver was, what with the handshake and the polite introduction, it simply didn't strike Charlotte as fair that this man would outdo her in the candy giving department. Directing a frown up towards Ravin, which could easily be missed on account of Charlotte's small size, Charlotte then held one arm straight out.

A piece? One piece? Is that all?

Candy began tumbling out from Charlotte's sleeve; it piled up around her, and then slices of cake, and then lollipops, and then more cake, and then pastries, and more, and more, and more and more kept flowing out until, finally, it came sputtering to a stop. The pile of sickly sweet foodstuffs was bigger than Charlotte, nearly three feet in height. This wasn't food to offer, or even apparently to eat herself, as Charlotte clambered up the food pile (triggering a miniature avalanche of candied fruit peels in her wake). Once she'd reached the top, she held both of her arms out towards Felix. A single piece of candy unfolded itself from whatever strange place this candy came from and appeared, held in the hands of Charlotte. With a rather disconcerting small smile, she offered it up towards Felix.

"It's orange candy. Try it."

The little Witch shot another look over to Ravin, hoping that the pile of sugary food she carefully stood atop would make her point very clear. There was no way she would be outdone on the sugar front.
Felix wondered to himself if these people were all magical candy goblins.


Oh god he's on to us.
Sorry about the weekend delay, folks. I will re-read up on the IC posts and have a response up in about twelve hours time, barring any unforeseeable kitchen related problems. I hope everyone had a good weekend; I spent most of mine trying to hide my power level amongst alarmingly normal people.
It's okay, once Togepi hits level three, we'll have access to Metronome! It'll be great! We can use all the ti-

Metronome is a thing, but I'd rather that be a last resort.


Dang it. Well, you know, Seth's a great guy, and the best trainers use everything they ca-

PS- flattery will get you nowhere xP


DOUBLE DANG IT.
The suggestion of simply asking where his trousers were caused Charlotte to pause for thought. The truth was that she knew asking would draw his ire, and if Frieza was telling the truth also, that'd probably not end well for the little Witch. The last thing that Charlotte could recall, before the bizarre string of events that culminated in winding up here, was a fight that was not going well. Getting into another fight so soon wasn't a particularly appealing option, but neither was admitting that Frieza scared her a little.

"We can find him trousers, little boys lose their trousers sometimes."

With that matter settled for the time being, Charlotte turned her attention fully to Ravin Driver. He was old. He looked normal. It was going to take some time to adjust to this. As Ravin extended a hand down to her, she carefully reached out to gently shake it through the over-sized sleeves of her outfit, before just as quickly letting go of the hand again. Something wasn't right here.

"Charlotte. I hope the fool is nice! I feel sorry for Team One," she continued, giving a little nod up towards Felix, even as her rather cracked mind raced to identify what was wrong about this situation, "but maybe they will be lucky, and the Frieza will stay in his office, so Team One can play."

Without warning, a piece of striped, hard candy appeared, gripped in Charlotte's hands. There was very little indication of how it came to suddenly be there, save for a sound of a plastic wrapper being quietly unwrapped to accompany it's appearance. With a rather glum expression, Charlotte popped the piece of sugary sweetness into her mouth, and continued to think on the thing that was wrong.
Crumbs, can't believe I missed this. I'll think on a character concept over the weekend, and then try and post an actual sheet after the weekend's done. While I'm amazingly bad at Magic, I've always liked the lore (well, most of it), and so a chance to explore the bit of Magic I like the most without being bogged down by my inability to build sensible decks is a real opportunity.
Rex is hanging about in the meeting room.

Also, dang, I looked.
Hmm. Okay, that's going to make things with Hylo a little trickier, but not impossible to work with. Thank you for the response.


Is there anything I can do to help on this front? Beyond ressuring you that we'll be awesome, it just might take Togepi a little while to get there.

After all, didn't I read some great trainer say something about the importance of the journey over the destination? I'm pretty sure I remember reading that!
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