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    1. Hylozoist 10 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago
Current I remember when I used to be into nostalgia.
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9 yrs ago
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there's a few white fluffy clouds in the sky. I am closing the curtains and going back to bed.
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9 yrs ago
"What kind of solicitor doesn't have sweets on their desk?!"
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9 yrs ago
"His multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift / and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit!"
9 yrs ago
"You make a pretty good sheep."

Bio

I live somewhere in the wilds of East London with a couple of friends, a pet rat and a collection of RPG books that is slowly consuming our house. I've suggested possibly getting rid of some of them, but it's pretty much got to the point where the books are the only thing keeping the building upright and if I move any of them the whole thing could come crashing down.

In terms of games - well, I'll consider anything, except that. As can probably be gathered from my posts, I find myself generally playing characters that let me bit a little bit light-hearted. I am reasonably certain that I can play serious characters, but I know that getting to post things which makes me chuckle as I write them keeps me far more engaged. I like fandom-y things (because I can't, apparently, still get enough Undertale, Adventure Time and various Nintendo stuff, good job brain), and non-fandom-y things, and will one day get around to rebooting a RP I'd made on here seven years ago.

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"It's a secret," the robot considered that it was best to back up Fiddlesticks and make absolutely clear that whatever shady deal the two were discussing in his quarters, alone, was strictly confidential. It didn't really occur to the AI at that point that what Fiddlestciskw was trying to do was change the subject and, the little robot, seemingly satisfied that the matter was settled, gambolled away from Fiddlesticks, and past Toony, and out into the corridor. There was something, presumably, still to be done. Beyond dealing with the little piles of dust strewn about the floor of Crew Quarters 6.




On the bridge, the AI continued to match wits with the Will, and didn't particularly like where this was going. The Will appeared to latch on to the importance of Fiddlesticks, and now it was just trying to piece together why. The lights across the ship briefly dimmed as the AI ran through a few simulations - Fiddlesticks would crack eventually, especially under the "Tortured By Bees" scenario, and so damage control would be the best option. Far better than the Forced Misjump scenario. Far less messy too.

The bridge door slid open with a reassuring shffft! and the cleaner robot - now missing a sock, and with a few extra dents - bounded into the bridge. It looked ecstatically happy, although the simple two-circles-one-line face was fixed into a smile, every robotic body movement it made was filled with energy, as if the thing couldn't keep still even if it wanted to. The face on the NaviComp terminal pointedly looked down at the robot.

>Let me explain.

"Not a crew member," said the cleaning robot from somewhere underneath the pilot's chair, keeping it's voice as quiet as it could, "there's this person on Ofromia, we met online, she likes me, but I might have lied a bit about being a pan-humanoid biological thing, and she wanted to meet, and then we picked up Fiddlesticks, and he's more..."

>Photogenic. Let's go with photogenic.

"So he pretends to be me, and goes on a first date, and then we all sail away and she'll keep in touch because it was so great."
I'll get a post up tomorrow morning (around... eleven hours from now, I'd guess); I've read the posts that have been posted, but I am so very tuckered out this evening that every attempt I've made to write a coherent in character post has turned out a complete mess. And this is by my standards, where sentences that go on forever and weird asides are considered normal. I ended up showing my friends Super Science Friends and feeding them cake (a semi-successful Charlotte Royale), one of them confessed to having never played Final Fantasy 9, and so rather than doing anything even moderately productive with my evening, I had to sit them down and make them play it for about four hours straight.

So I will get another IC post up at the first available opportunity tomorrow! I feel jolly bad that my posting schedule doesn't align particularly well with everyone, and hope that it won't be too much of a problem going forward. Maybe I should run interviews or something for a co-GM who can handle things during the weekends, and when I'm asleep, and when I should be baking. I'll have a think about it. I should go to sleep now. Posting while half asleep three quarters asleep while in bed is probably a bad idea.

Wait, just one more thing, before I do go to sleep - you're all great. I look forward to reading your posts, to seeing what you come up with, and it's an absolute pleasure to see your creativity, chuckle along at your antics and stay up way past my bedtime to re-read posts. Thanks for your patience and understanding when I've been slow, and for making this whole thing work.

Now, sleep!
Is it too silly to work? There is only one way to find out!
I'm interested, and curious, and second @Solo's question!
@Hylozoist Oh I remember that pilot. I can see why it never got funded. that looks expensive.


Who knows, maybe one day it'll happen. I imagine that the cost of getting things animated has generally gone down.

Also - just watched the first episode of Super Science Friends, and liked it a lot. I see that a second episode came out recently, so shall give that a watch later on today. I have only just noticed that it's half past twelve, and I have spent all morning reading, writing and watching cartoons.

Whoops.
@Hylozoist I wrote some filler a while back. Check it for me to see if there's any problems I need to correct?


Okay! Initial thoughts - good, great even. Ofromia is in the middle of an Art Deco & Jazzy "Age of Decodence", so Vanessa will fit in there pretty well once you arrive. I've got some other things bubbling away in my brain regarding what it's like, which'll probably make Vanessa even more comfortable there.

The tidally locked idea makes sense. It helps flesh out the relationship between the two peoples. I also need to go and re-watch Girls und Panzer. A friend of mine introduced me to it (after realising that my home office desk is covered with little T-34-85's, some KV-1's, a KV-2 and there's a trio of Cromwells hidden somewhere underneath one of these books somewhere...) and, so, yay, tankery. This also gives me some thoughts about what possible requests for help could stem from the planet, which could present an opportunity to visit the planet within the vague "going out and helping others" framework I'm using.

I shall add it to the directory!
@Hylozoist I wrote some filler a while back. Check it for me to see if there's any problems I need to correct?


Let me take a look. I have cake now. I can take on the whole bloody world.
I didn't know it was an adult cartoon til the end of the pilot. Most of that stuff was G rated material back in the 90s...


I remember watching Ren & Stimpy on (I think...) BBC 2 when I was younger, and that was basically that for my young brain's understanding of what cartoons could be like. It blew my tiny little mind (along with stuff by Reeves and Mortimer, which had a similar sort of blend of surrealism and slapstick) and I still find myself referencing it way too often. It's weird how stuff gets stuck in your head.

Also, I've yet to play Final Fantasy 15. I am stuck forever playing and replaying FF9.

In the spirit of sharing cartoons, I am continually plagued by sadness regarding the fact that this was never picked up after an amazing pilot. Mike Mignola's art style animated is wonderful, and the sense of humour, and, well, everything...

Right, I've deleted my post, and am taking @TwelveOf8's advice. I don't mind discussing politics, but this isn't the right place for it. Sorry!

I am now going to eat my cake, drink my tea, and watch this cartoon!
@TwelveOf8

"Oh, no, this, it's, well," the robot synthesised a stammer, as the hardware of the robot struggled to keep up with the commands it received. The Ship AI was not particularly fond of copying itself into things that wasn't the computing substrate embedded into the hull of the ship. Too many robotic vacuum cleaners had their tiny little processors reduced to slag by the process, and there was still a particularly belligerent and modified copy of the AI living within the coffee machine. It was only in extreme circumstances and emergencies that the AI would copy itself to a cleaning robot now, and this looked sort of like an emergency. Sort of.

While Fiddlesticks gave a most eloquent answer to the subject of dating, the photograph was uploaded to the crew database, and a copy bundled together with a hastily written SpaceMail to an address somewhere on Ofromia. There were all sorts of ethical things to consider, but this was an emergency, and the limitations of the robot's hardware meant not running some emotions, like guilt.

"It probably, it won't, the icky part, I mean, it won't come to that."

The monitor that carried the face of the robot flickered out to display a rather fuzzy screenshot of what appeared to be a dating website. There was a clicking sound, and the screen changed to a conversation between two people, carried out over some instant messaging service. It began to scroll down, and down some more, picking up speed as it raced towards the bottom, going through pages and pages and pages of text. It was hard to pick out any particular details, except that one sided talked (or typed, presumably) a whole lot more than the other. Finally, it got to the bottom.

The last line read: "I can't wait to meet you! First dates are always exciting!"

The robot shuffled awkwardly on it's little legs, nervously pulling at one of the dusty socks. Convinced that Fiddlesticks had enough time to read everything, or at least enough of it to get an idea of what was going on, the little robot spoke again.

"So she thinks I'm, she, um, a biological, and, um, the point at which I could have told her I'm an artificial intelligence in a refitted ice cream truck, that, that's long gone. So, so, you'll meet her for me! You pretend to be me, and, and then you come back and tell me how it went. There's ice cream in it for you!"



@DracoLunaris

Meanwhile, on the bridge, the AI listened to the Will's argument regarding the Patch. It seemed reasonable enough, and whoever ended up performing the check-up could no doubt be convinced to install some extra upgrades. The simple little face made a show of looking thoughtful, as even though it was capable of arriving at a decision with incredible speed, the AI felt that it'd make the crew feel more comfortable if it at least pretended to do things like that. It was far better than the little spinning hourglass icon that the AI had briefly used for the same purpose.

Once it had done "thinking", the eyes focused down on the bee that was currently staring back at the screen. Interpersonal communication protocols dictated that the AI should simulate eye-contact. Talking to the Will made that very difficult, as the AI could never quite figure out which bee it should be simulating eye-contact with. There was relatively little information available about bee-communication available, and the advice about dealing with hive mind intelligences were filled with words like "caution", "danger" and "emergency evacuation protocols".

>I do have a small list of things that would benefit from an upgrade.
>I could talk to Fiddlesticks about it later for you?
>The ice cream is for Fiddlesticks. He's going to help me with a personal problem!
>Hopefully.
>I might need to bribe him with ice cream.
>Everyone likes ice cream!
>Even bees.





The Quest for Flavour began to pull away, picking up speed as it raced towards the edge of the Nurr-Sluggi system. Little lights dotted about the rumbling beast that was the engine of the ship began to flash; deep within the contraption, it began to establish a connection to the Unreal prior to opening the floodgates. The ship had made countless successful jumps, aided by the tender ministrations of the bees, who had established a series of slightly bizarre rituals to follow prior to travelling via the Unreal, during travel within the Unreal, and arrival back in the Real. A prerecorded, pre-dive speech blared into life on the speakers around the ship. A feminine voice began speaking Galactic Common in a soft, reassuring tone.

"We will be diving into faster-than-light travel in five minutes. Five minutes. Please ensure your seatbelts are securely fastened, your tray tables are up and your seats are locked into their full upright positions. Thank you for choosing to fly with Galmarehn Space Travel."
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