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    1. idlehands 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

Most Recent Posts

In ;) 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Aw
OMG

He's here!

In this very thread.

That's amazing. How can he run so well underwater and we try to do it it's like the slow motion scene from Chariots of Fire.
In ;) 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
He's good at that.
In ;) 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
What did I miss?
It's like everyone left the room when you showed up.
Queen Raidne said
It's a sack... full of acorns. Because that's what my mind thinks when I read "Natsumehack".


Nutsack. Perfect.
Dervish said
Exactly.That's where all the she-Ents ran off to. For the orgies.


They told the Ents one day they'd understand.
Dervish said
You clearly didn't read the appendixes closely enough. They were totally in there. Along with the Ent orgies and the mythical race known as black people, perhaps the most mysterious in all Middle Earth.


Hey...they were in Far Harad. They did exist.
The Nexerus said
That's exactly what an undercover Nazi would say to hide his identity.


Does your reign of grammar terror include pronouns? Because last time I checked I don't have a penis and it's pretty obvious by my posts that I'm female.
The Nexerus said
If you view capitalization as some kind of recognition of authority, why did you capitalize the word 'Nazi'?Is idlehands a closeted white supremacist anti-semite?


If I was, I wouldn't be closeted about it.
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