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Why do people stop to look at car wrecks?
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Why do people stop to look at car wrecks?
Doivid endorsements can take you far, kid.
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Actually he just said he'd stick his dick in my mouth
then I just implied that I was an experienced enough prostitute to only be bank rolled by CEO's of fortune five hundred companies
And doing that I called him cockshy
Which really I didnt even have to make that joke
because my comment after his was just being immune to his dick.
And the only way thats the case is if I just called him a closet str8
Which I feel like
Is much funnier in hindsight
so Im changing my joke to that
go me
Ah...okay!
Retconning a joke?
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I don't get it.
You called him a ho. He a pricey ho.
Just wait til the new round of anon confessions.
You need a vacation?
@Keyguyperson No one asked you any questions.
I'm getting some right now.
Chris Hoffman puked onto the grass when he finally crawled out of the wreckage, whether it was from the rough ride down or the smell of burning flesh, he was not sure. First he reached and checked for his glasses, still on his face and then groped around for his prick. He sighed with relief when he felt it was intact and noted that the PRC-25 radio would be their lifeline to call for help was also unscathed. Squinting in the bright sun that beat down on them, he could see other survivors, including the Sergeant. It gave him some confidence to see someone with stripes but the lieutenant was no where to be found.
Keeping down among the long blades of the razor edged elephant grass, he gathered his rifle to him and checked for any damage. His heart jumped when the Sarge’s rumbling voice warned them of the enemy heading right for them. He followed the orders, scuttling towards the chopper, feeling the weight of his pack and radio bobbing against his back. Chris crouched down, taking a knee, glancing at Sergeant Davis before raising his rifle at the figures heading in their direction.
“Gnarly...” he breathed out at the sight of the crunched in nose and flames licking. When the grenade exploded, he began to fire, popping off rounds at the enemy. He thought he might have hit one in the thigh but as they ran for cover it was hard to tell. When the Pig roared to life, he winced, his ears ringing but was grateful for the heavy gun that sent Charlie scrambling.
Keeping down among the long blades of the razor edged elephant grass, he gathered his rifle to him and checked for any damage. His heart jumped when the Sarge’s rumbling voice warned them of the enemy heading right for them. He followed the orders, scuttling towards the chopper, feeling the weight of his pack and radio bobbing against his back. Chris crouched down, taking a knee, glancing at Sergeant Davis before raising his rifle at the figures heading in their direction.
“Gnarly...” he breathed out at the sight of the crunched in nose and flames licking. When the grenade exploded, he began to fire, popping off rounds at the enemy. He thought he might have hit one in the thigh but as they ran for cover it was hard to tell. When the Pig roared to life, he winced, his ears ringing but was grateful for the heavy gun that sent Charlie scrambling.
If you do play the Daynes, we should get together and plot some stuff.
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