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Ah crap, I wanted to save some of those gifs
Did anyone do any today?
I forgot about it because I'm an adult and have shit to do but what about everyone else? Or tell us about some prank you pulled some other time.
One I do remember clearly was getting my husband good when he was in the ER. He had been rushed to the hospital because he was struggling to breath, it was very scary for both of us but while we were waiting for the doctors to come back with the x-ray he asked me what he was supposed to do if he had to use the bathroom.
Without hesitating I told him not to worry about it, he had already done it on the ride over. His face was priceless and he asked me "You mean...?"
"Oh yeah, you pissed and shit yourself on the ride over so don't worry about it now."
I couldn't hold back laughing and he saw I was joking and laughed about it too, which looking back wasn't so great for someone with a collapsed lung but it helped lighten the mood. It is a rare occasion I can pull one over on him, he gets me all the time, so I'll savor it.
I forgot about it because I'm an adult and have shit to do but what about everyone else? Or tell us about some prank you pulled some other time.
One I do remember clearly was getting my husband good when he was in the ER. He had been rushed to the hospital because he was struggling to breath, it was very scary for both of us but while we were waiting for the doctors to come back with the x-ray he asked me what he was supposed to do if he had to use the bathroom.
Without hesitating I told him not to worry about it, he had already done it on the ride over. His face was priceless and he asked me "You mean...?"
"Oh yeah, you pissed and shit yourself on the ride over so don't worry about it now."
I couldn't hold back laughing and he saw I was joking and laughed about it too, which looking back wasn't so great for someone with a collapsed lung but it helped lighten the mood. It is a rare occasion I can pull one over on him, he gets me all the time, so I'll savor it.
I really need to make a point to dontate to PBS. I've don't even have cable anymore and watch my favorite shows on PBS's website.
Why did you go all weeaboo?
Is it ironic? I bet it's ironic and there is no need for this thread.
Is it ironic? I bet it's ironic and there is no need for this thread.
You have to use a sifter.
There is a very long and complicated story involving pets, people and grudges in that neighborhood. I'll tell you about it over Steam one day because I don't have time or patience to type it all out.
Short answer: Yes. We can call animal control. I already have pictures of the dogs eating out of trash cans.
Short answer: Yes. We can call animal control. I already have pictures of the dogs eating out of trash cans.
Very nice.
In my neighborhood we have morons down the street that have like 6 dogs and let them run around loose. The bigger ones knock down trash cans of people that put them out the night before trash day. Then we have another set of neighbors that leave their trash and recycling bin lids open and the wind blows their trash down the street right into our yard.
In my neighborhood we have morons down the street that have like 6 dogs and let them run around loose. The bigger ones knock down trash cans of people that put them out the night before trash day. Then we have another set of neighbors that leave their trash and recycling bin lids open and the wind blows their trash down the street right into our yard.
That's a bullshit show and one of the many cancers to affect History Channel along with the shit on other so called educational channels like Discovery and Animal Planet.
PBS fo' life!
PBS fo' life!
And that makes up like 2/3s of Spam.
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