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Help Me Get Some Perspective

InspectorGadget said
My brother went to Toro at NYU. He is a lawyer. He has nearly half a million dollars in debt. 83,000 is nothing. Get the education you have earned and fuck the money. It is a fictional fixation industry creates to keep you scurred. Enjoy your life and let your kids pay for it when you're dead.

Got news for you, that half mil isn't from college debt.

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ImANargleHunter said
My sister is in Costa Rica so I'm putting pictures of Steve Buscemi all over her room. I'm sticking some in obvious places like under her blankets but then I'm putting others in places like under her couch cushion so she might not see it for months.

The Nexerus said
Why Steve Buscemi?

To frighten her sister, it's all about that jump scare.

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Beatrix said
Oh, today is April 1st? Didn't notice. My friend did post a pregnancy test. I always find the fake pregnancy prank to be one of the stupid ones.

Not only stupid but it could really in poor taste. That's really screwing with their SO's emotions.

Goat Simulator

I'm waiting for Goat Stimulator.

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Hahaha that is awesome. That's what I'm talking about.

I have some more but not a lot of time to type up long stories at the moment.

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Why?

It could have been one of those hilarious bonding moments that you would remember for years. Or he would have freaked out and racked up an unnecessary hospital bill.

Loki's Laugh

It says a lot about our attention to details.

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Then do it the day after, no one will expect it.

mbl

Give yourself a spaceship of the imagination!

NASA = National Aeronautic Sodomy Association