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*Takes one drink through the peppermint straw, and my pupils restrict*


Eh! It’s pre-tty good huh!
*crosses my arms*
Ginger Root and Cinnamon Sugar!
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Is that a metaphor? Because if it isn’t that’s either really unhealthy, or it explains the diet immediately.

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I think this stuff is helping a bit too. Maybe even speaking for me.
*Swirls my drink around and rests my check in my other hand, then takes another swig*
I don’t like being so open for no reason, but it feels right right now.


That’s the strength of home brewed alcohol. Can’t get that in a bottle anywhere else!
*grins then slides some fries and a burger*
This may help with the after effects.

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Isn't this the same thing?


*smiles*
Try it!
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*Shrugs*
Sure! What're you trying?


*plops it down and it looks practically identical to your previous order*
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Not just you specifically. That was more of a general you. But you specifically are included, and I feel bad for all the take with no give.


And like I said before, it is part of the job. It makes me happy for you to be able to release like that.
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Y'think so? Also, can I get another one with more chocolate liqueur and vanilla bean paste?


Hmmm, what did he call himself?
*stops and looks at you*
Would you like to try another flavor? I am testing this one out!
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Ha, you got me! I'm a wandering goofball, a traveling absurdity. I'm a spectator for this contact sport we all call life.


You remind me of another fellow, though I don’t recall his name…
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I’ve become real good at dumping my problems on people, you included.
*Takes a drink*
So I’ve started trying to not be a jerk so often. I need to pay it forward before you guys get too sick of me.


*after the drink you begin to feel a comfortable warmth throughout your body and I smile sweetly*
Oh, honey. Don’t worry about that. I am happy to be of service to you like that. Not only it’s part of my job, but it why I made this place.
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It’s good. You’re way too nice to me, you know, so I can’t get mad at you.


*smiles as I begin to clean a glass*
That’s nice to hear. I appreciate that.
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Well, unless you also bully, blackmail, kill, lie and oppress people, then the worst opinion I’ll have of you is maybe annoying. But that’s not so bad compared to bloodlusted resentment, is it?
*Requests another round*


*slams the drink and parts of it flows out*
Oop, I’m sorry. My hand slipped a bit.
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Sideslash! Let's not rob our friend here of the opportunity to express his generosity!
Lily: Yeah, I like money!
-Also, I hardly have a dime! All of my money goes to paying your insane prices!


I care for my other customers and won’t allow you to abuse their generosity!
*points at Lily*
Shush!
*my eye twitches and I slowly turn back to Gio*
Insane? What’s insane is the discounts I give you for your current place!
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