Ignacious

Myriad Reality

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I hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t make any sense when I don’t think about it at all.

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What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already in this deep, and I haven’t eaten since I died.
*Picks up the burger and takes a big bite*

@Heroic

Well, I hope you like it!

Myriad Reality

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Hey Sideslash, I've got a question.

@Source

Yes?

Myriad Reality

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Thank you!
*Sucks down the first one near-immediately*

@Source

*smiles*

Myriad Reality

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Exactly! And once you look at them knowing what they are, they’re gross. But if you’re sure about your food, I’ll take it. I was already resigned to cheat for the first time in years anyway.

@Heroic

*pushes it back*
Well then, if you say so~

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*My eyes shimmer with stars*
Oh wow!

@Source

*smiles*
Dig in!

Myriad Reality

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*Throws the water into my mouth in one swoop, putting out the fire in my throat*
Look, flattery won't get you nowhere after that stunt!

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Chicken and the egg! Makes emergency blood easy, since you can use simple syrup in a pinch~

@Source

I’m sorry.
*turns around and grabs a small tray the turns back and hands you two of the order you made before, with the extra additions you requested*
On the house.

Myriad Reality

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Really? It looks to much like the food you see on commercials for that to be true.

@Heroic

Of course we hand craft each one. And unlike most advertisements, we don’t lie about that part!
*sticks my tongue out a bit in a smile and winks*
Besides, most of that is water sprayed props.

Myriad Reality

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*My eyes start watering*
Ish sho hot shideshlash—I neetch washer!

@Source

Baby.
*hands you an ice cold glass of water along with a glass of milk*

Myriad Reality

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I eat “healthy” for workout optimization, that’s all.

@Heroic

Oh, phhh. You’ll be fine with these. I only use top notch ingredients. And grow some of the small stuff at home too.

Myriad Reality

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Man, I shouldn’t eat like that… But… I’m already breaking some personal rules, what’s one more?

@Heroic

*pulls it back*
Are you on some sort of diet? I can definitely make it to your preferences.

Myriad Reality

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*A flame shoots from my mouth that evaporates the condensation on the glass*
Spicy!

@Source

Haha, but with the right amount of sweet!!