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Current 1st person POV is difficult to write well, but it certainly can be done. DIckens proved it twice.
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The Salvager simply stood there, the rapier sticking through it's chest. This was impossible. It was not possible. Fear mounted in the Bard's eyes as the creature seized him by the arm. He struggled vainly, keeping an iron grip on his sword. He was cast across the room, tumbling across the floor.

He slammed finally into the stones of the hearth. His legs took the brunt of the damage. He cried out in pain, hoping they were not broken. He was not a young man anymore, and had little hope of shrugging this one off. He tried to rise, but could not. So he crawled. Edging toward toward the daggerman, he watched in terrified awe as the wolfish creature crushed his head, and the salvager fell to the floor.

“Wolf-girl! Quickly!” Ealdwine called, his voice hoarse from so much yelling. “The elixir! On the body- give it to the barman! It will save him!”

He kept crawling, knowing he was in a very difficult position now. The barroom was a flurry of activity and, if he was lucky, he might avoid attention. But that was not really his style. Ealdwine Silverstrings was seldom content with remaining unseen.

He saw Edward on the floor not far away. He looked unhurt, so far as the Bard could see. Raising himself into a sitting position with a straining effort, he pulled Arthelia from his back. He tossed his sword across the floor, landing it a few feet from his former student.

“Edward!” he shouted, with all the gravitas he could muster in his present state.

“I once taught you- now teach me! Many of your forebears were storied warriors. You studied fencing as well as music, did you not? Show me how a Hart-Ellington faces death! I hope it does not involve crying on a filthy tavern floor. Take my sword- it is no use to me now.”

Ealdwine took his lute in both hands, and smiled grimly.

“A little music, to usher our enemies unto their eternal rest...”

And the bard's fingers began to strum a lively tune. The broken string was long forgotten, and of little consequence now. It was a piece he had learned many years ago, from a trio of dwarven musicians. The Dagger Dance, they had called it. It was an apt addition to the increasingly bloody and desperate ambiance.
@Illogical Jim Jargo isn't going to be happy about "wasting" potion. Ealdwine won't have an easy time achieving his dreams.


C'est la vie, I guess.
Jargo just wants the elixir.


There are three vials, I imagine- one for each of the Scavengers.

One is going to the barman, if Ealdwine has anything to say about it. His original goal of 'get food and ale without paying' has now merged with a new goal- 'save barman, be hero, bed wenches.'
Right, I might wait for others to post before Fate actually attacks anyone, or maybe not,
@Illogical Jim do you mind excessively if Fate joins you in attacking Mx. Mask Face?


Mind? I'd be delighted!
Ealdwine watched as Edward rose to his feet and began to wander the bar. Aha! He had been unconscious when the siren sang her dreadful note, and had not been affected. Any joy he might have felt quickly dissipated when the boy tossed the bandaged woman's cloak over him. Was the young lord mad? Had he hit his head rather harder than he had imagined? Before he had time to contemplate this turn of events, he heard the crashing of the front door- and the barman yelling his head off.

Pulling the cloak up over his eyes to protest this unfair treatment, his words froze in his mouth to see Busker struck in the throat by some unseen assailant. He tightened his grip on his sword as a masked figure with a dagger moved right past him, clearly making for Edward.

Ye gods.

Could it really be? A Salvager? The Bard had heard tales of his kind, most often told in hushed whispers. When he had misbehaved as a boy his mother had often frightened him with stories about them, saying they seized unruly children in the dead of night, spiriting them away to their evil fortress high in the mountains.

They were all doomed if nothing was done. He knew they killed witnesses, in addition to their quarry. It could not end this way. Not here, not like this. He still had the element of surprise- or so he hoped. If he could just get his hands on that precious elixir, he could save the barman- and doubtless earn himself a meal! He cast off the cloak from his head with a flourish, shouting a challenge.

“Varlet! Tell your gods that Ealdwine sent you to Hell!”

The Bard had never fought a myth before, but intended to do his father proud. He charged headlong for the man with the dagger, his rapier thrust in a vicious stroke for the heart.
Hokay guys, here's something else to direct your energy at. ;)


Working on a post right now.

I really dig these Salvagers. Very creepy- Well done, GM.
I have a feeling that, perhaps, some plot should be inserted here.

What do you guys think? Shall we have an adventure?


Are the town guards going to show up to investigate that gunshot?

A trip to jail seems like a fun adventure.
Ugh, the indignity of having a cloak cast over your head.

For shame, student, for shame.

@Strafe
The veil of supernatural darkness lifted from the bard's eyes, and for a brief moment he could see his target before him. Her magic was strong, that could not be denied. But by all that was good and holy he would drive his blade through her heart ere the sun rose again!

As Ealdwine came into striking distance, however, a dwarf inserted himself into his path. He said something to the drow, and deflected a stab intended for her, before turning to him.

“And you, Bard! Still yourself for a moment before you do me an injury! I have no quarrel with you. Perhaps we can reach an accommodation to appease you as well?"


It was certainly a tempting offer, Ealdwine knew, and would likely serve to alleviate his existential needs. But he was not thinking very rationally. The insults he had suffered must be repaid. Preferably in blood. He made to strike another blow, this one past the dwarf.

It was deflected again, this time by a strange, heavily-bandaged woman. She spoke hurriedly.

"Wait wait wait, this is a huge misunderstanding, honest! There is no need to kill people now is there?????"

Now this really was ridiculous. The quarrel was between himself and the drow. Who were these people, that would deny a man his honorable due? He made ready to stab again, calling out to the three before him.

“I am Ealdwine, son of Eadmund, of the Silverstrings! And-”

And. And. And, he could no longer move his mouth. Or, for that matter, any other part of his body. A horrible shrieking sounded. Some more damned magic, but not from his opponent, this time. It must have been some kind of spell. Curses! Were bards not supposed to be resistant to sonic effects? If he still had his tomes, he would have made a point to double check.

As it stood, he tried with all his might to attack the drow. But for naught. Just as well, she had disappeared! Ealdwine felt dimly aware, in the back of his mind, that he had chosen the wrong tavern that evening. Too many strange occurrences. He would have to take the dwarf up on his offer, just as soon as he could move again.

This moment of non-consensual peace did afford him the opportunity to scope out the crowd, however. In addition to those he had seen before, he saw an elf and a priest of some kind. The young lordling was on the ground, for whatever reason. Ealdwine squinted at the crumpled figure, and recognition dawned in his eyes. The man's identity had been bothering him since he had first entered the Bawdy Dog, and now he knew! It was Edward, his former student. Scion of the House of Hart-Ellington, the family his father had served faithfully for decades.

Maybe he had not chosen the wrong tavern after all.
@ViolentViolet

Just so we're on the same page, how quickly would that spell of darkness be expanding? And how much longer do you suppose it would last?

As to the knife, I imagine Ealdwine would know a fair bit about treating minor wounds and injuries. Something as serious as a knife lodged square in the chest, though, would be well beyond his ken.
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