ImportantNobody

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and Kasumi or something (I looked that one up before)

@rocketrobie2

Kisama is a disrespectful word to call someone "you". Anime characters use it in almost every battle with dialogue between the two sides.

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She was spouting nonsense that's irrelevant to the plot.

P.S. I'm guessing the two words you knew were tofu and anime.

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"Urusai yo ne, kisama! Shine!" She screamed at him, switching to Japanese for some reason and also possibly poor Japanese at that despite being fluent (and because I'm not fluent by any means being the main reason). It was likely the weapons interfering with her brainwaves to make her bloodthirsty and not think as clearly about things that don't involve killing. "Watashi wa sugoku subarashii! Anata wa baka! Tofu! Anime! Shinigami!!!" As she finished her rant she deflected his "I have the power!" swing and pressed up against his weapon, locking them together as she locked eyes with him.

Then, in the middle of their epic struggle, she summoned a pistol in her left hand and shot it gangster style at his forehead.

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This fight is wicked so far. The main part I find funny about it is all the Asian words @ImportantNobody is using since I have no idea what they mean.

@rocketrobie2

Funny how I'm only using the most common words. Think it's time to up the difficulty level?

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"A fatal mistake, kisama! Prepare to die or commit seppuku and then die!" She threatened him as she discarded her rocket launcher as well and charged forward, brandishing her katana with both hands. However, she slipped on a blob of peanut butter on the ground and tumbled forward, rolling multiple times un-athletically before crashing into a rhino's rear end. Startled, the rhino charged forward and started a chain reaction of animals bumping into each other and falling to their deaths. "Oopsy daisy," she said with a giggle. She then get back onto her feet and brushed herself off with her free hand.

"Now, prepare to die...again!" She repeated, once again sprinting his way, this time more careful for stray peanut butter. Unfortunately he now had time to get back onto his own feet so her special advantage attack wouldn't work, but she was still confident she could defeat him now that she was attacking him with a katana, the best weapon in existence past, present, or future. As she got closer she's swing her blade quickly from left to right, intending to cut off his head.

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"Kuso! Where's my lion companion?!" Kawaii complained out loud, somehow heard over all of the gunfire and animal roaring. "Kimba the White Lion, not this Simba who ripped off our show. Seriously, look it up!" She shouted at him while continuing to fire, undaunted by his recent display, although the lightshow did reduce her accuracy as it got into her eyes, causing her to slaughter half a dozen more animals and even kill off an endangered species or two as her shots went haywire.

She was too distracted to dodge the opening shots and had pickles and peanut butter splattered across her schoolgirl outfit that she was still wearing to the battle for some reason. "No! My kawaii outfit! You'll pay for this outrage!" She threatened angrily as she began to dodge his attacks by running off to his left. He wasn't dying quick enough from her scattered shots so she threw away her machinegun and materialized a rocket launcher, firing one off in his direction as she continued to run. Even if she missed a little he would still get caught in the crossfire.

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"Everyone here is so baka, desu," Kawaii Kruger said to herself as she heard the announcement of their battle. "Ah, konnichiwa, David-san. You better pray to kami because I'm going to get honki on your osiri!"

After she said this she let out a battle cry of "AAAAAAHHHH!" which translates to the same in English or Japanese. As this impressive battle cry took place a machiegun came out of her left hand and a katana in her right. She ignored the animals for now but would shoot them if they came to close. Or shoot them if they didn't happen to dodge her attacks against David, which was her opening fire with reckless abandon all around the field, head shot-ing multiple animals who were too stupid to evade. One shot even hit Rafiki in the heart and he tumbled off of Pride Rock. Kawaii kept her distance for now, shooting madly in his general direction the entire time. Due to her weapon generation powers she wouldn't run out of bullets any time soon.

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I'm back! You got a post in with 5 minutes to spare. Now I will come with a response...once I read it.

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Maybe for record keeping you can have a total record and character records. It might help to know how individual characters are doing.

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I'll start on my post once I get back from dinner. Rocket, you can post before me if you'd like but I'll post first if you haven't by then.