IntPenDespSword

Avatar in Chief

War. Not on anyone specifically, just war. With everyone wearing armor inspired by the guy above, and only using medieval weaponry.

You are going back to school/college and discover the above avatar Is your teacher. What do you do?

...

Give the half-cat teacher the amount of attention I'd give any other teacher, whatever their interests.

Find really bad writing and share it.

@IntPenDespSword From reading just the chapter you linked to, it seems plausible that it could be a parody.

@ZB1996

It is, sadly enough, just a satire, yes. It doesn't seem clear at first, but the last chapter really gives it off. At least it's a good one.

Wait.

Neverending Tale (Game)

Shout "The power of Christ commands you!" exactly three times.

@GarlandDaHero

FTFY

On the nature of the shitposter

me to thanks

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Now everyone who even ever so subtly wanted something, has it. The world's in chaos.

I wish for humans to be at peace with each other's ideologies, without a significant amount of deaths caused by this wish.

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The first sentence in the story might just be the weirdest semi-colon placement I've ever seen.

@Vilageidiotx

The entire story has the weirdest semi-colon placements you've ever seen.

And too many adverbs.

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yeah

Fun times.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but while frozen, you can neither breathe nor move. Why do people keep forgetting air still is a thing?

I wish for exactly two (2) more wishes.

can we stop all the shitposting?

> stopping shitposting

You'll be more likely to succeed at getting us to Trappist-1.