Recent Statuses

10 hrs ago
Current "I'm going to punch your face...IN THE FACE."
19 hrs ago
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
1 day ago
Rewind 2018 is officially the most disliked video on YouTube. My sides have entered orbit.
3 days ago
So Microsoft thought it would be funny if my computer automatically updated and restarted itself while I was out of the room, eating. Really funny joke, guys. My sides hurt, but not from laughter.
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5 days ago
Two weeks until Christmas. My body is ready.


Things to know about Garland:
-Real name is Iris
-Happily Taken
-Hates school
-Music nut(Rock, Metal, and "Weird Al" Yankovic are my favorites)

Here's my personal Spotify playlist, if you're interested.

RP Info:
-Can play both male and female characters; has a preference for the latter
-Loves monster girls
-Likes the Romance, Slice of Life, Modern, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and especially Mecha genres

Shoot me a PM if you're interested in doing a 1x1 RP together. I like writing shit.

Most Recent Posts


@PaulHaynek was wondering if the co-GM position was still needed.
CS is finished for now; will make adjustments if needed.

EDIT: I had an idea for making use of Valstrax's Dragon element exhaust and turning it into an energy field, so I made that a mech ability.

EDIT 2: Added some heights to my mech and character in the appearance tags.
I'll expand on my CS later, too lazy for much of anything else at the moment:


Mhm, that was the plan! CQC in bipedal mecha mode, mid-range aerial dogfighting in jet mode.

Well, here is what I got so far.

I think Eileen already has a foil (or vice versa). Perfect.
I'll leave it at this until the OoC goes up, methinks:

Edit: Pardon me saying "Amelia" in the personality segment and not Eileen; Amelia was the first name I had in mind for her, Eileen was the one I settled with. A cookie for you if you get the reasoning behind either name.
Question: Could we use something like the Moebius Zero from Gundam Seed for a mech, or would it be preferred/required for it to be something less vehicle-esque?

Still craving a Monster Hunter RP, preferably with someone that has experience with pre-World titles(Generations/Generations Ultimate, 4/4 Ultimate, 3/Portable 3rd/3 Ultimate, etc.). Shoot me a PM if you're interested, please!
You already know this has my interest 10000%.
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