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  • Old Guild Username: Invader Len
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6 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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8 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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8 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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8 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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8 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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Bio

I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

Most Recent Posts

AliceZaru said
Ooo..how hard (Sex joke XD)


NO YOU ARE ACCEPTED YOU STOP THAT OR I WILL SCOLD YOU I WILL SCOLD YOU SO HARD
@AliceZaru I really 'like' your 'character'. I do hereby 'accept' her into this 'rp' and will add her 'cs' to the original 'post' It is 'wonderful' to have you 'here'. ^-^
@LokiLeo789 Alright, I've added your CS to the opening post.

@McHaggis I'll wait for you to finish you CS before I put it in as well, if you like.
@LokiLeo789 Nice sheet, though, I have to ask. What do you mean when you say your character can summon flames from fingertips? That fits neither the categories of Finnish or Icelandic mages. If you are meaning the cleansing, then I am sorry, but the work of a cleanser relies very much less on magic, and more on flamethrowers and dynamite. And the military encourages anyone to join, after all, blowing things up requires little muscle, scouts are supposed to be of small build, and if one fails in both large build or speed and stealth, then there is always paperwork and repairs that needs to be done. If you could please elaborate on some of the things that were unclear, or change them?

And this may be unrelated, but Iceland really had little need for Cleansers. That work is mostly done in Sweden, Norway, and Finland, as both the Danes and Icelanders reside on islands. However, it is not too impossible for there to be ads for the military Cleansers to be in Iceland, though training and applications of those skills are always done on the continent.

... And I hate to rip on you for this one, but Iceland is fairly wealthy. It accounts for more than half of all the wealth in the world, and is very well urbanized. Denmark and Norway are where most farming goes on, while most logging and mining is done in Sweden and Finland. And in addition, in the public schooling system, Icelandic, Norwegian, and Swedish are all taught. Languages like Danish or Finnish would require a private tutor or more advance secondary schooling, or a background in the more bookish fields in the military. That's all! Really! Not wicked big things, but still, considering that your character is immune, whereas only 7% of the population of Iceland is, there is no doubt he would be accepted into the military. After all, they need all the hands they can get.

@McHaggis Yours is also good, though just to scold you so LokiLeo doesn't feel all alone, NO SAILING IN THE RIVER DELTA ALLOWED. THAT IS ILLOGICAL! BAD HAGGIS, VERY BAD! ONLY RAFTS AND BARGES ALLOWED, YOU GET YOUR SILLY SAILING BOATS OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW. Just kidding.

Both of you are accepted, regardless! I'll put your character sheets in once I have the time.

@Chezka Reserved!
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Welcome, new recruits, one and all! And congratulations! You have all been selected and approved by the Nordic Council of History and Rediscovery to take part in a magnificent expedition! As you all no doubt know, our nations and our settlements managed to survive the Illness when it first broke out, almost a hundred years ago. Our culture, our history, was all saved and thrived due to the diligence of our forefathers and mothers. But what about the others, whom were not so lucky? Those nations who now make up the Silent World, forbidden to all, and fraught with danger? We intend to find out.

Your mission is to enter the silent world, traveling southeast from the Finnish capital of Saimaa, to find the forgotten Silent City of St. Petersburg. The journey will be dangerous, and you must be careful, for no rescue team can be spared should you fail. But worry not, for you are the best of the best, the pinnacle of profession, outstanding among your colleagues, truly the most skilled! (... That we could afford on our budget.)

Now, many of you are in different parts of the world. Some without electricity, others without walls. And we here representing the expedition understand that. Which is why we have three of support crew sent to you, to gather you up and prepare you for this journey! There may be some problems with our language barriers, but rest assured, we know that there are those among you whom can translate for others.
The positions in the expedition party are:

  • Mechanic - taken by LokiLeo789

  • Scholar - taken by AliceZaru

  • Scout - taken by Sonder

  • Finnish Mage - taken by McHaggis

  • Icelandic Mage - take by Wolpertinger

  • Cleanser #1 - taken by LokiLeo789

  • Cleanser #2 - taken by kingdomkeylight

  • Hunter - taken by Chezka

  • Doctor - taken by Wolpertinger

  • Non party members:

  • Unknown #1 - taken by RangingWolf

  • Unknown #2 - taken by Damiann47

  • Character Sheet
    Name: (must be of Scandinavian origin)
    Age: (17-40)
    Nationality: (Norwegian, Finn, Icelander, Swede, or Dane)
    Gender: (Self-explanatory)
    Area of birth: (Scandinaaaavia)
    Immunity: (Yes or No)
    Profession: (One of the above placements, as well as any other past jobs)
    Languages: (Norwegian, Finnish, Icelandic, Swedish, Danish. You can have multiple languages spoken, it is actually encouraged)
    Personality:
    Brief Bio:
    Image or Description:
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    Support Crew






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    Cat Squad







    XD That's alright. I now have to get to work on the OOC for SSSS. See you in a few hours!
    The weather was absolutely dreadful, the pouring rain giving way to violent sleet and hail and then back to rain. It was almost as if the world had been turned upside down, and the oceans fell into the heavens before returning to earth in a blinding fury. This sort of weather reminded Harley of when she was growing up in New England. It also reminded her of how much she had hated it, and left. How she did long to return to the warm shores of France, how beautiful it was in the summer and spring. Even London, though it in itself was an over-polluted cesspool drowning in it's own grey skies and damp demeanor, was beginning to look more and more preferable to this. How had people managed to inhabit this island for so long? Not only was it unpleasant, it was damn near impossible to get around! Her carriage driver had taken her through winding detours, past bogs and swamps, hills that were too tall to bee hills, and mountains far too small to be considered mountains. On top of everything, the roads were so horribly paved that she was bumped and most surely bruised just from being inside the vehicle. At the very least, they were inside the town of Brearside before the weather took a turn for the worse, if that was even possible.

    Grabbing her umbrella and suitcase, Harley adjusted her skirt and bustle so that the hem was four inches above her ankles. Thank goodness she had the sense to pack her boots, though she doubted whether or not they would survive the trip to the Findlay Manor. She stepped outside and was immediately buffeted by a blasting zephyr of stinging rain, which burned like ice. She pulled her hat down and opened her umbrella, nodding to her cab driver as she hurried down the street, if it could even resemble one any more, it was more and more resembling a flood, mud and horse dung stagnating the swirling waters, obscuring one's perceptions to the depths of the puddles.
    She only walked on the high ground, why were there no sidewalks in this dinky little village? Lugging her heavy bag, battling to keep her umbrella over her head, and not fall into the festering pools of god-knows-what, these were challenges that it seemed even Hercules would cringe at. Still, through the forceful gale and the typhoon levels of rain, she managed to arrive at the Manor's property, safe and sound as a drowning kitten, which she felt she was more and more resembling.

    She hurried to the front door, balancing the umbrella on her shoulder as she readjusted her hat and skirts, before lifting the heavy knocker, bringing it down loudly. She hopped from foot to foot, rubbing her gloved hands together. Lord above, how was it possible for it to be so cold and yet still rain? Did the tumultuous cloud above whip and beat the rain drops so fiercely that they could not freeze? Or was this the normal wether here? It was hard to believe this humble village was a mere twenty miles north of Carlisle, and yet the climate so much more vicious and unforgiving.

    However, whatever fates had taken such joy in hindering her journey apparently had taken mercy, as the door soon opened, bringing a thinly veiled look of relief to her face. She put on the best smile she could give in these uncomfortable conditions, for the sake of being polite.
    "Mister Findlay? Oh, you don't know how wonderful it is to finally meet you. May I come in? I apologize for being late, my carriage was slowed by the weather. Oh, forgive me, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Harley Williams, your correspondent from the Carlisle police department?"
    Wow, lots of stuff happened when I was asleep!

    @Blackbeard That's alright, sad to see you go, but thank you for telling me.

    @Chezka XD I just really love webcomics, man. And yes, great to see you here.

    @Wolpertiger Ok! And with that, Mage slots are taken up!

    @LokiLeo789 Reserved! Also, I love Magi, so you get two awesome points for both your signature and avatar.

    Okay! I will set up the OOC today! I will see you all shortly!
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