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Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Summoning circle time? XD
Edo-Beatrix
"Oh great, he had to go and say something like that," one of the twins said, bringing a palm to his face. Edo-Beatrix stared at Edo-Damien harshly for a moment before a blush appeared on her face and she brought her hands to her cheeks comically. "T-t-that's right! I'm his woman! A-and don't you forget that!" She seemed to have missed the insult, but she waved one of her hands through the air and snapped out of her own trance. "Once all of you are dead and this kingdom is burned to the ground I will be Queen! The people of Edolas will build a new palace! We will work them to the bone! The natural order will be upheld!" The big man clad in armor let out a sigh. "You're being delusional again, Beatrix," he commented, earning a scowl from the smaller woman. "Though Beatrix does have a point. Even if you prove formidable, the end result won't change." Edo-Beatrix returned her gaze to Edo-Damien and Mayt. "That's right. Don't worry your little head... you... I don't know who you are, but it doesn't matter. Maddox is coming, and no amount of conceited confidence or banding together will save any of you." She turned to the man clad in armor. "Grade, you take the big sword guy. I'll take the little sword guy." Then she turned to twins, who at this point both seemed entirely uninterested in what was going on. "You two take the others." One of them sneered. "Don't act all high and mighty, you're hardly our boss. And only temporarily." "Shut up and move before I kill you myself!" The silent twin flipped her off and put his hands in his pockets, both twins then casually walking towards the group. "The power is going to your head, Beatrix," Grade said, causing her to face him. "And you don't even have power. I'm confused as to why Maddox would send a scout force, though I can somewhat understand that. I cannot fathom, however, why he would put you in charge." The large, armored man lifted the giant blade off his shoulder and let it crash to the ground, shattering it on impact from the weight. "Your psychological state is questionable and you aren't even top five at the hall. I hope your opponent kills you." "You shut your mouth before I crush you like the tin can you are!" "Whatever. Run along brat." Edo-Beatrix raised a fist at him, contemplating attacking her own ally before suddenly turning toward Mayt. Her anger with her own squad was now being projected onto him. "You all dare to mock me and treat me like I'm some kind of joke! I'll show Phoenix Wing! I'll show White Hydra! That I'm...!" She jumped high into the air. "Not!" Now she pulled her fist back before falling back to the ground at high speed. "A joke!" Rather than coming down directly on top of Mayt, her fist hit the ground several meters in front of him. The power from the impact destroyed the ground, creating a large crater and sending stone and tile flying everywhere. The ground even shook violently from the impact, sending cracks all across the courtyard and even up the nearby palace wall. Grade let out a sigh before lowering the mask on his helmet and facing Edo-Damien. "While the kids play around..." he spoke, lifting his sword off the ground and holding it in both hands. "The men can fight. I'm no fool and I can see you are strong. You must be worth at least ten points. This will be a good challenge." The large man hefted his sword to his right and made a wide horizontal slash in Edo-Damien's direction, using the reach provided by his long arms and huge sword to put incredible strength and speed behind the swing. The two twins were hardly noticeable, being they walked around the side of their noisier comrades. The two stopped several meters in front of Sasha and Edo-Jamie. "To be honest, we're not really fighters," the talking twin confessed, putting his pinky finger in his ear and flicking some wax on the ground. "So... I dunno. I suppose we'll just watch and see what happens..." The silent twin nodded his head in agreement and turned to face Grade and Beatrix's fights.
Edo-Maddox and Beatrix
Beatrix began to stir, moaning a bit as she awoke. "Son of a..." The young woman was chained to a wall. "Why do I feel so..." Her droopiness began wearing off and anger began to form on her face. With a grunt of effort she used her pure strength to shatter the chains holding her legs. With that done she freed her arms by placing her feet on the stone wall and kicking off it like a springboard. Her landing, however, wasn't so graceful. She was still a bit drowsy. After picking herself up she began examining the room around her. "This wasn't where they took me before," she remarked out loud. "I remember being somewhere else before getting knocked out. What did they do to me? They better not have gotten frisky..." A voice came from across the hall. "Don't worry, they didn't." A door on the dark side of the room opened, revealing Edo-Maddox and two goons behind him. "We simply borrowed something from you. In fact, we're not done." Beatrix put her fists up, a dead serious glare in her eyes. "I'll fight you again. I've seen through your-" "Quit wasting my time with your bluffs and shut up." "We're leaving now. You have an important role. Not very important, but I imagine what little use you have now is more than you ever had or will have in your life," Edo-Maddox told her, his expression unchanging. "Now are you going to come along nicely or do I have to give you the VIP treatment. It was enjoyable slapping you around before, you know." Beatrix scowled. Am I really this weak? she thought to herself. Is all I'm good for really helping this bastard do whatever the hell it is he is doing? Her fists began to lower and she sighed. "That's a good girl. If you are obedient enough I might let you give you a treat. One day."
Maddox
The red-haired mage looked at Trinity and then the spider-dog. "We should, yes," Maddox agreed. "But we may still be of use here. I believe the Magic Council might be able to get everyone back from the Anima." His red eyes looked back towards the crumbling Council building. "But that is not certain..." He clenched a fist, squeezing it tightly for a moment before releasing it. "There isn't much we can do... it's frustrating."
The hax.
Hmmm... The position this character would go for would be the Scout role, but my character already has that. I do like the character idea so I think I might make some adjustments to the roster to move my character out of the Scout role and let yours have it.
Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot
The young woman seemed a bit rattled when Sable grabbed her shoulder, completely surprised that he touched her. "Uh... you're welcome?" she responded to his thanks, taking a moment to adjust her sweater. The Dragon Slayer ran off in a rush of excitement. "... What is wrong with him?" Piper said aloud, putting her hands on her hips. "People are dying and all he cares about is a good fight. Bleh." The bespectacled girl adjust her glasses before catching up with Gwen, taking a look back toward Cynthia. "C'mon. You guys need to go ahead, I have to gather the others."
Ajax Thera - Council Member
The big man hardly reacted when the mysterious figure appeared. His expression didn't change and he showed no signs of emotion to his threats, despite the reactions from the Vyper Bolt guild masters and Greg. "..." Ajax looked around the room before settling his gaze on the newcomer. "Gentlemen," Ajax spoke up, talking to the guild masters. The Wizard Saint casually walked towards the figure and calmly sat down across from him, staring straight into his soul. "They don't need us." Now his gaze went toward Greg. "If this man's organization fears us, it shows they are not capable of fighting us. At least not presently." Now he looked back towards the strange man in front of him. "You're either overestimating us or underestimating our mages. Probably the second." Ajax picked up his own cup of hot cocoa and took a long, slow sip. Once he finished he set the cup down and let out a satisfied sigh. "So tell me... what is it you want to talk about?"
((Would you allow a insane character, or semi-insane person on board?))
Considering the First Mate destroyed a portion of the Crucible's capital city... as long as the insanity doesn't piss off Summer too much or put the crew/ship at too much risk (which is the equivalent of pissing off Weston, which is debatably worse).
I have a question, If a Black Mage was to specialize in using diseases as their primary use of magic. Would they also be able to heal people of diseases as well, by manipulating it to slow down or stop it entirely and if possible then reverse it? Honestly a White mage would simply be a better doctor but i would like to see how a black mage would do as a doctor.
I love it when people ask good questions. :D A Black Mage would only be privy to their own disease. If they poisoned someone they would be able to halt and heal the poisoning. As well, if it was a natural disease and the Black Mage was able to recreate that disease already they could reverse it. An unfamiliar disease or one placed by a different Black Mage would be impossible to do, unless your Black Mage learned all about the new disease right quick. In situations like that a White Mage holds up better because their magic is more adaptive to illnesses. A Black Mage doctor is entirely within the realm of possibility, though most Black Mages that are also "doctors" are also probably mad scientists and the like.
No no no. You don't post. Not yet. :p
Not to start we don't. LOL Though it would be convenient to have those roles filled before the plot can advance too far.
ACT I Bright Skies and Strong Storms
The rock bounced several times before rolling to a halt in the middle of the dirt road. Walking along the dirt trail next to Lake Krukow, the blonde teenager found some entertainment in kicking a small stone. The sun was high in the sky, though it wasn't exactly hot. It was never "hot" in Krukow. Nor was it ever really cold. The temperature fluctuation was minimal, no matter the season. It was just as boring as this dirt road. Aubrey gave another light kick, watching the pebble bounce across the road further. However, it came to a rest near something that at first looked like another rock. As Aubrey drew near, he stopped and examined the small object. It was a wooden butterfly, slightly larger than the pebble next to it, with some kind of thin lace. A necklace of sorts. At first, it seemed plain odd. Then Aubrey's eyes widened. "An Aeva?" he thought aloud, bending over and picking it up. Holding it by the lace, he looked at the necklace intently for a moment. "Hey." The wooden object remained silent. "Helloooo?" Still silence. "If you're one of those Aevum I've heard about, you better not be messing with me..." The staredown continued a moment longer before Aubrey let out a sigh. Shrugging his shoulders, he tossed the necklace into the nearby lake. "I bet someone thinks they're real funny..." With his hopes now crushed, Aubrey kicked the rock again. This time, it made a sharp turn to the left after the first bounce, landing right in the lake. Now mildly disappointed that there was no form of entertainment for the rest of his walk, he paused to watch the ripples along the lake surface. But as the ripples died out, he began to hear a rumbling sound. The water of the lake began vibrating, creating small ripples across the entire length. Confused, Aubrey turned around to face the source of the low rumble. Frighteningly low in the sky, there was a large airship. Heading directly towards him. "Whoa..." As the large ship, an open-deck freighter by the looks of it, passed overhead, Aubrey rotated to keep his eyes on it. "Don't see too many of those pass by... That jackass was flying really low..." Suddenly, an idea came to his mind as he watched the ship disappear over the trees. "I bet everyone in town saw that too!" The teenager broke into a brisk run, no longer caring about neither the stone nor totem that had his attention moments before. He had a story to tell his mother. --- "Vladmir..." A tall man with black hair and obnoxiously large glasses stood in front of a desk. Behind it was the Krukow mayor, Vladmir Maximus. Not only was Vladmir tall, he was also wide. Though he was grey haired and wrinkled, with a trimmed grey beard to boot, his size came from muscle rather than fat. Intimidating to look at. Hilarious to listen to. "I know, I saw it too," a surprisingly high-pitched voice came from the big man. The assistant adjusted his glasses. "It would seem that the freight ship that passed dangerously low has landed on the north side of the island. It was likely an emergency landing. Should we send a search party or...?" The older man let out a sigh. "We never have ships like that come through this region of the world. There are no major routes nearby. This is suspicious..." As the overly-large glasses seemed to keep slipping, the tall man had to adjust them again. "I do not believe that ship was Crucibellian, Vladmir." "Of course not. It was too old to be a Crucible freighter. But things like this... they are a bad sign..." There was an awkward silence around the mayor's office for a moment. "Alright. We'll send a search party. Gather some of my men from Maximus, just in case." Before the assistant could even agree to the plan, the double doors to the room slammed open. "Vladmir!" Another young man, barely an adult, had barged in. The sudden burst enraged the mayor, and he jumped to his feet. Now standing at full height, he seemed even more intimidating. "What did I tell you about kno-" "Three Crucible ships have been spotted coming from the south-east!" There was a tense silence in the room. As angry as Vladmir looked a moment before, he now looked scared. With nobody saying anything, the newcomer decided to continue. "Two Magellan-class ships and an Interceptor-class. The Interceptor will be here any minute!" The mayor shook his head a few times and his angry expression returned. He pointed at the bespectacled man, whom was frozen in fear. "Gather all of Maximus. We have more important matters than the other ship. Go around the town and try to get all the women and children to the north-west part of the island. We need to get them on the skiff to Kuiper, fast." The assistant snapped out of his daze. "But sir... the skiff won't fit all of them. If you're planning on confronting them, you still won't be able to buy them enough time." A scowl formed on his face. "We have to try. But we can't have a panic... Ugh... Change of plans." The other two in the room seemed surprised by his sudden change in tone. "Gather all of Maximus. But we won't be fleeing. We have to disarm ourselves and take what's coming. This way, we won't lose as many lives..." The youngest spoke up again. "But Vladmir! You've heard the stories. These people aren't going to be nice, even if we do just roll over and give up. Your Rift Hunting guild is strong, and many of the men that work at the lumber mill are strong too. We can fight!" "No, we can't. The Interceptor's crew alone will be too much for us. And those Magellans... Those are battleships. If we put up a fight... they will annihilate us..." --- Aubrey closed the front door behind himself surprisingly gently, considering how excited he was. Rather carelessly in a rushed fashion, he threw his small backpack on the living room couch. Despite the fact that his mother was hardly able to get out of bed, the house was incredibly clean and tidy. Perhaps it was Aubrey that managed it. "Hey mom!" he called out, rushing down the hallway and taking a tight turn through an open bedroom door. Laying in the bed, under the covers, was a black-haired woman. Though her eyes were closed and her skin was pale, as well as being on the thin side, she stirred. "A huge ship passed over the island a few minutes ago. I'd never seen such a big airship around here before," he told her, going down on his knees next to her bed. His mother's eyes opened, revealing they were brown. "I've never heard of it either," she responded, giving him a smile. Aubrey grinned a bit, before pulling something out of his pocket. "I got paid today." He held up his hand, showing her the thick wad of cash. This caused her to chuckle. "That's good. But we have enough groceries for the week. I think you should hold onto that." This seemed to surprise Aubrey. "Are you sure? Can't think of anything else to get with it? Are you running low on your pills?" His mother shook her head slowly. "We're all set. Thanks to your hard work." A grin formed on Aubrey's face as he put the money back in his pocket. "Now why don't you go and find your friends. You deserve to have your fun for the day." Aubrey stood up to full height now. "Sheesh Mom. You still talk to me like I'm a little kid." This made his mother giggle a bit. "You always will be my little boy. Now run along. Make sure you're home by suppertime, and don't get into any trouble. None of your friends need to know how much money you have." Aubrey chuckled, before nodding his head. "Love ya, Mom." He walked out of the bedroom now, and with her son gone the woman rested her head and closed her eyes again. Now with everything done for the day, Aubrey walked into the kitchen. Before heading out, he needed one thing. A pair of sunglasses rested on the dining table, and the teenager quickly snatched them. After checking his reflection on the back of a clean spoon, he determined he looked cool enough to wander around town. With a grin on his face and money in his pocket, Aubrey headed out the front door. Upon closing it behind himself, he took a look around. The town seemed too quiet and boring for his taste. Before he could even decide where to start searching for people, he saw several Rift Hunters walk by. It was obvious who they were, as they wore the Maximus uniform. The teenager watched as they walked by. Though it wasn't uncommon to see them around, as they lived here, something seemed off. The two men seemed almost suspicious. Aubrey watched as they walked down the street and turned the corner, likely heading for the town hall. Their boss worked his day job there as the mayor, after all. Despite the strangeness of that event, Aubrey shook it off and the grin returned. Time to find some friends.
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