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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Ajax Thera - Council Member
Aiden soon approached, bringing a red-haired girl with him. Evidently she was going to be his partner. "Alright," Ajax responded first, almost about to start leaving before Oriel opened her mouth. While the two of them expected Ajax to get angry, the large man only looked at them and raised an eyebrow. After an awkwardly long moment of silence he turned away again and began walking. "Anyways..." He was about to start explaining the plans for training when Aiden asked him a question. Expecting them to follow, Ajax exited the guild hall and began walking down the streets of Crocus. There was notably few people in the streets, as most of the citizens were still a bit frightened by the Jupiter cannon scare from days before. Once the crowd had thinned out sufficiently, and several minutes of awkward silence had passed, Ajax answered Aiden's question. "The guild that perpetrated the attacks was Demon's Maw," he explained, though he continued walking as he talked. "Demon's Maw was once thought to be destroyed, but it seems they managed to survive. I believe one of your guild's members was formerly in Demon's Maw." Ajax tilted his head slightly now, so he could see Aiden and Oriel over his shoulder. "They did those attacks to gauge how strong the wizards of Fiore are. The next time they appear they will undoubtedly be much stronger." With that ominous warning he brought his gaze forward again. "Do not worry yourself about it for now. The demons you faced likely won't resurface anytime soon now that they see the margin of error." "You have more pressing matters." Ajax stopped abruptly, turning around to face Aiden and Oriel. He reached into his pockets and withdrew two train tickets. "You two are too weak to immediately become Magus Hunters." Despite his words being somewhat harsh, his tone of voice made them sound more factual and less insulting. The council member held the tickets out for the both of them. "We will be going to the Magus Hunters' training facility. There is no natural food or water there. The facility rests in one of the harshest climates in Fiore." His yellow eyes went between the two for a moment as he let his words sink in. "You may very well die in the training if you don't follow the rules. You will be trained physically and taught discipline. You will sweat, you will bleed, you may even cry. Once you get on that train, there is no turning back." Ajax paused again, turning around to continue walking with Aiden and Oriel behind him. "By the end of it, however, you will be thankful for the experience. The train leaves in... ten minutes. Last chance to back out."
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai
The pink-haired woman thought about Yuuka's summary of their skills. "That sounds about right," Hana agreed. "Though I can do long range if I really wanted... I can demonstrate some time if you want. Just not now." Though her last statement was obvious, given they weren't in a particularly safe area to be flinging powerful magic around, Hana still smiled innocently. "Besides, we'll be just fine between us four." A surprisingly devilish smirk formed on her face as her eyes drifted to Niti. "I guess you can say... we will clean out the competition." Though her joke wasn't particularly comical, she found amusement in it and began giggling to herself.
Stacy Kaiser - White Tiger
The young, pale woman was clearly pleased when she defeated Kyou at chess. Not many people do that, after all. The thought drifted into her head that it could be possible Kyou let her win, but the idea was interrupted when her boss was interrupted by Drake Roganoff. After Kyou finished speaking, Stacy scoffed and spoke up. "The Hound Dogs are nothing more than that anyways: dogs," she snarked, leaning back and kicking her boots onto the table. "If you need them to be king then I feel sorry for you." Her deadpan expression smirked slightly as she pulled a bottle of beer seemingly out of nowhere. "You should be smart and rely on us Magus Hunters. We get the job done, people actually like us... and we don't have a stupid name." After popping the cap off the bottle with her teeth, she took a few chugs before letting out a sigh of relief. Stacy nonchalantly pointed at Drake with her hand that was still holding the bottle. "When you want something done right, give me a call." The white-haired woman gave Drake a wink before getting back to work on the bottle in her hand.
I figured Revan would take a few. But man just one ought to make a world of pain for him, gauging the effects from the canon. XD
BTW, if Revan is Mard Geer or E.N.D level then he shouldn't be one shotted by that magic. Mard Geer took blows from Devil Slayer Gray and still lived. Like having mild injuries or so. E.N.D for sure won't get one shotted.
Gray only hit Mard Geer with Devil Slaying magic once. The other ice attacks were his standard Ice Make. Source 1 Source 2 Result First two sources are precisely one chapter's worth of pages apart. Devil Slayers completely and utterly annihilate Demons. Revan would get mad wrecked by a direct hit.
<Snipped quote by Hebigami Shiho> Revan: "I'm going to fucking de-de-de*sudden;ly breaks into a fit of sneezing* Dammit Ivory, can't you be something else, fuck!" Also, Revan's only Half Demon, and his demon half has been rather diminished which means they'd probably think he's a low level demon at best. Them having a devil slayer will be a problem, as Revan will still take extra damage from that. Should Revan and Xavier be just as affected by Devil Slayer Magic as full demons, or just have it be 1.5x the damage instead of the full 2x.
I don't think Devil Slayer magic does extra damage so much as it one-shots them. In the canon Gray only had to hit demons once to beat them, regardless of how strong they were. And Dragon Slayer magic also has insane boosts. Literally all magic doesn't even effect Dragons except for Dragon Slayer magic. Even Curses don't effect them. Going from zero to anything is pretty good considering Dragons are alleged to be the strongest things to ever exist.
do fairies have tails? Are there four heads on a cerberus? DO MERMAIDS HAVE HEELS!? ARE PEGASI BLUE?!
This explains everything.
Little funnies are always grand.
Such is life in the African savannah. I know I've heard this quote from a David Attenborough nature documentary, but I wish I remembered exactly which one. I'd link it every time I said it.
This is out of place but I just got my first ace in CS:GO and I'm super pumped. Normally I'm trash but I've been getting better. :D
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai
The pink-haired woman was present at Master Lyon's meeting. As it turned out she didn't commit hara-kiri, agreeing with Oram that there were other ways to regain her honor that didn't involve her dying. Now she was back at Lamia Scale, the guild where she belonged. After listening to Lyon's plans to form a new team with Hana in it, she only smiled pleasantly. "It sounds fun," she agreed, in regards to the team she was now in. However one of the others spoke up. Yuuka never worked with Hana before and was uncomfortable not knowing her teammate. At least her magic and abilities, as everyone at the guild at least knew each other by name, most people knowing Hana as one of the kindest spirits of the hall. "Well..." Hana began, thinking about how she would describe her magic and skills. "I was trained as a samurai and I use Requip Magic. But my favorite magic has to be my Cherry Blossom Magic." Though she spoke slowly and deliberately, her voice was soothing and pleasant. Which kept her from sounding boring or drab. The smile on her face also helped. "You have Flower Magic yourself, don't you?"
Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot
Though initially peeved by missing her opportunity to kill demons, Piper had long gotten over herself during the past three days. The lectures from Gray Fullbuster were boring enough but at least informative. Now she knew a bit more about demons, which may or may not be useful in the future. The mentioning of a party, however, piqued her interest. "Oh, some fun!" she exclaimed, bringing her hands together excitedly. "I haven't had a good time in... a long time." After adjusting her glasses, making sure they didn't slip off her face, Piper jumped over towards the Guild Masters and joined in the chaotic and alcohol-fueled fun.
Ajax Thera - Council Member
The large council member stood at the door to the guild, resting against the wall and watching Gray finish his speech. Ajax had remained in Crocus, unlike his fellow council member, in order to bring Aiden and his partner, whom he was yet to meet, to the Magus Hunter headquarters. While Ajax would've taken them sooner, he figured letting them stay to learn from the Devil Slayer himself wouldn't hurt at all. But now that his training was complete, it was time to start Ajax's training. He looked across the crowd, searching for Aiden. He didn't need to go and find him, as by hanging around the door meant Aiden would undoubtedly notice him soon enough. While Ajax had patience he still had business to take care of that didn't solely revolve around the young Dragon Slayer. The Wizard Saint crossed his arms over his chest and began tapping his foot, waiting for his two new recruits to find him so they could leave and get to training.
also quick question should I create a list of Yuuka's wood dragon slayer techniques? or just add them as it happens?
Wouldn't hurt to do it. The list can always be added to later anyways so it isn't a concrete set of spells.
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