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Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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ABOUT. GODDAMN TIME.

I would have thought Hana might have sensed the two monstrosities facing off in the outer rim of the city. o.o


I had assumed they were much further out. Why the hell would they be close to the city? If that's the case, I need to make an edit.
ITS A FUCKIN MIRACLE

I POSTED :D
Stacy Kaiser - White Tiger


Her defeat at the hands of her reanimated parents was more than humiliating. It was infuriating, disheartening, and scarring. Had Lamia Scale and Lunar Wolf mages not arrived and pressured Avatar to retreat, Stacy would've likely been killed. Her memory of her parents had been from so long ago. She had no idea her father was this powerful. Was his abilities amplified somehow? Then again, he had the same abilities as her. And considering he was older, it would make sense that he would be stronger in the end. Her inability to put them to rest left her upset. It was an insult to their memory for them to be manipulated by a Dark Guild postmortem.

The weeks had been spent mostly in solitude. Where Stacy was known for being loud, obnoxious, and completely uncaring of how others perceived her she had lately become much quieter and more reserved. She remained at her personal home in Era, which had been completely funded and given to her by Kyou in the past, hardly leaving the oddly luxurious home. It was a small house with Stacy as the only one living in it, but it was furnished fully and lavishly, reflecting just how much money Stacy was capable of obtaining by working with the Magic Council. Despite the eccentric and fancy home, Stacy found no solace in the environment she herself designed.

It was today that she decided to do something.

Ajax Thera - Hellmouth


The council member and Wizard Saint also had a home near Era, though it was in the outskirts of the town. It was a much more humble abode, being a primarily stone house with little decoration. The strong suit was that it had plenty of property around it, which Ajax used to train in his free time. The big man was standing outside his house, watering a potted plant that was too young to yet identify, when he noticed someone approaching.

Turning his yellow eyes to the dirt road leading to the house, he saw Stacy Kaiser. Without a word, Ajax stopped watering the plant and waited for her to enter conversation range. Something seemed different about the girl. While she looked the same, her aura felt different. She wasn't radiating her confidence, nor did she seem particularly obnoxious or exuberant at the moment. "You've never visited me at my home once," Ajax greeted, his voice as hard to read as ever. He didn't sound angry or irritated, but he certainly didn't sound happy. "What brings you out here?"

"I need you to train me further, Ajax-dono," Stacy spoke, giving him a polite bow. The larger man was shocked, though it was hard to tell by looking. A moment of silence passed between the two, only broken when Ajax set down the tin watering can on the porch chair. "You've completed your Magus Hunter training long ago. You don't need further training," he responded simply, crossing his arms over his chest now that both hands were free. "It's not about that," Stacy began, her voice notably wavering. "I need to become stronger. I need to grow faster. I'm not as strong as I'm supposed to be, and you're one of the strongest there is. I... I need your help, Ajax."

Another moment of silence passed between them. "I can't help you," Ajax said simply, a look of dread and surprise appearing on Stacy's face instantly. "Your magic and style are completely different from mine. There is little I can do to help you improve further. Training with me would be a waste of both of our time. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm not the answer you seek." The big man began to turn away, to walk back into his house and simply leave Stacy outside alone. He stopped when he heard the sound of cloth moving. When he looked over his shoulder, Stacy was on the ground on her hands and knees, practically bowing at his feet.

"Please, Ajax-dono. I'm begging you. Anything, anything at all. I need to get stronger and I don't know how anymore! Liz can't help me anymore! I need you to teach me how to be strong on my own! I can't ever fail again!" Tears had begun to roll down her cheeks, dropping to the dirt ground one at a time. She had begun sobbing on her own, and Ajax continued to watch in silence for a moment. "Get up," he commanded, causing Stacy to stop looking at the ground and turn her face to him. "Only the weak beg. You want to become stronger? Then get up." After sniffling a few times, Stacy obliged and returned to her feet. "I can't teach you anything new. But I can show you how to grow on your own."

"Prepare yourself."

Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


"Nine thousand nine hundred ninety-eight... nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine... ten thousand..." The Last Samurai was standing perfectly vertically, with her left hand on the wooden floor and her feet pointed towards the ceiling. Her right arm was held tight behind her back, to maintain balance. Her long pink hair had been tied into two large buns and she adorned a simple white shirt and grey sweatpants as her exercise attire. And with this final push-up she had completed the morning regimen. She returned to her feet with grace, wiping some sweat from her brow with her left forearm as she walked to the bathroom.

A quick shower to clean up and a change of wardrobe magically transformed this woman into the Hana that everybody knows and loves. The young woman sat down in the middle of her apartment's living room, crossing her legs and taking her meditation stance. She had meditated all her life, every day in the morning. Only she has been having difficulties lately, particularly since the events of Augustine Town. And the past few weeks had seen no improvement, what with the guild hall being attacked and a wayward comrade almost getting Lamia Scale in deep trouble with the council.

The world around Hana began to fade away after she closed her eyes. The rhythm of her breathing was maintained calmly as a deep blackness surrounded the meditating woman. All sound had disappeared with the world, leaving her alone in a void of emptiness. This calm state only lasted a few seconds. Hana felt her heartbeat begin to rise, the rhythm of her breathing losing pace and the void around her fading away. When she opened her eyes, she was still in her living room. I can't focus, she complained in her head, closing her eyes again and attempting to meditate once more.

The trance-like state slowly began to return, but it was equally short lived. Her pulse began to rise and she lost focus, snapping her out of her meditation again. There are too many things on my mind. I just can't find my inner peace anymore... With a sigh, Hana got back to her feet and gave up on meditating for the day. Just like every day over the past month and a half. Stepping out of her apartment, Hana took a deep breath and looked to the sky. It's been a while... Oh well... He'll be here soon. A sigh relented the thought and Hana began her walk to the Lamia Scale guild hall. Perhaps I should mix it up... I think I'll try doing something nice for the guild...

I'll bake everyone a cake. It'll be a surprise. And I need to improve my baking anyways. Last time didn't go so well... Before Hana could reminisce the time she almost burned down Lamia Scale, she detected a surge of magical power. Stopping in her tracks, the pink-haired woman turned to face the source. It was well out of range of her sight, and the buildings surrounding her didn't help any, but she could feel who it was. "Jeanne?" she questioned aloud. What is she doing? And... wait... there's another power. She's fighting someone. Someone... dark... The innocent smile began to fade away, taking a serious expression. That's... bad. Hana's body began to transform, turning into pink cherry blossoms that seemingly began to drift away in the breeze. Only there was no breeze.

Piper Hatfield - Ms. One Shot


The past few weeks had seen something new from Piper: she had actually been honing her skills. Training, if you will. Considering her position on the Harpy Wing team meant she would be working with such strong comrades, Piper felt inadequate when compared to them. The bespectacled sniper knew that, when compared to the others, she was the obvious weak link. And in preparation for the Games, she decided that she must train to overcome that gap. She wanted to be valuable and useful for the guild, not some trickshow. While her aim has always been dead-on, Piper has notably become faster over the past few weeks. Her quickdraw is viable and lethal, her requip speed has increased and she has notably been more energetic from her physical exercise.

Speaking of energetic.

From seemingly out of nowhere, Piper jumped up onto the bar next to Nigel. Rather than sitting at any of the stools, she instead sat on the bar itself and faced her favorite non-human. "The timeline you gave me claims you'd be done with the uniforms today," she noted, casually crossing her legs to be more feminine as she stared into Nigel's blue eyes. "I've been waiting to see how they'll work. They good to go for the Games? Oh, and don't worry about getting me a drink. I've already had seven cups of coffee. I'm more interested in how nice I'll look in the uniform, you see?" Piper giggled to herself a bit with her last statement before giving the bar a light shove to land on her feet next to Nigel. "I've also got something cool to show you later. I practiced it all night. I found a way to disarm someone and humiliate them. A perfect way to win a fight if I ever get picked for one, eh?"
Do what I do and have insomnia. Works every time.
Maddox


The red-haired mage raised an eyebrow when Jarvis announced he would be participating in the Grand Magic Games. I can understand putting me on if he wants us to win, Maddox mused, bringing a hand up to his chin. He didn't even seem to notice the looks he received, as people naturally looked to see who the lucky participants were. But I imagined he would just want to put on a good show. I guess I was wrong. Then again, I'm really the only one on the list that isn't all that flashy. So he mixed goals? Yeah, I'm sure that's it. With a sigh, Maddox stood up from his seat to full height.

"Alright, I'm in," he said calmly, putting his hands back in his pockets. His red eyes drifted over to the Frenzy Plant crew that had come to check in with the guild. While some assumed they were here to assess the competition, Maddox didn't particularly care if they were. Hardly a soul in the guild knew what he was capable of, and even then they were unaware of his full extent. Some potential future opponents would never learn anything about him or his style by observing, other than the fact people call him "Blink" and "the fastest man alive." And who would take that last one seriously?

Then Damien decided to give his little announcement. Maddox didn't seem to react at all to the revelation of his past violence. He's killed a few people, he noted in his mind. He must be a really nice guy if that was bothering him so much... Then again... Nah, nobody needs to know about that. The red-haired mage let out a sigh. He's a grown man, he'll be fine. There are other things to focus on right now. The Grand Magic Games. Who I'm working with.

I know Lazarus and Sasha's abilities pretty well, and they aren't too shabby. Sasha's creative too, so her use isn't limited to only fights. I'm aware of what Trinity and Damien can do, but I'm not all that familiar with it. They seem like fine choices, no obvious deficiencies. The others all seem adept at the least. I can't identify any apparent weak links.
Maddox thought about the others as he strode across the hall. Training together though... I'm not sure what I would benefit from that. But perhaps I can help them out. Damien could train them just as well if not better, so I don't think I'm that useful for that. What am I useful for here in this tournament?

With a sigh Maddox sat down at the bar, taking a seat next to Mayt. I suppose I can just reserve myself. Let everyone else shine. With our lineup, there isn't really anything I would be needed for that someone else can't do. Maybe a race? The others probably have tricks up their sleeves to win something like that too. It was about now that Blink noticed Mayt sitting next to him. Yeah, I'll just hold myself back a bit. It's probably better that way. "Hey, haven't seen you stop by here in a while," Maddox greeted him, removing his hands from his pockets and leaning against the bar. "Finished that job, eh?"
I'm a lot of things.
Hey, would you look at that. A post from that j8cob asshole. That's weird.
Maddox


The past two weeks at Phoenix Wing hadn't seen much of Maddox Colburn. While in the past he was known for constantly taking jobs, he had been busy otherwise lately. Training. Something he hadn't done in years. In fact, it was likely that he hadn't attempted to train even once over the years he has been in the guild. While he did train his body, it was not his focus. Daily exercise and workouts kept Maddox incredibly fit already. But instead he was training with his magic. His fights at the council, several weeks ago, had proven that years of being idle had taken its toll. His magic had atrophied. Now he was determined to get back into shape.

The red-haired mage strolled into the guild hall. His hair was slightly longer, and some might still not be used to his leather jacket (compared to his old jacket), but he hardly seemed different. Maddox checked in at the hall every day, to let everyone know he was alive and also to see if Jamie had returned yet. But today seemed different. The moment Blink stepped into the hall, he saw that most everyone had gathered around. Something to do with the upcoming Games, I bet, Maddox thought to himself, standing at the back of the crowd with his hands in his jacket pockets. An interesting strategy to change how the world looks at magic. Showing it off in a positive light. Naturally we're going to want the flashiest mages. For the first Games, winning isn't really important.

Or at least that's how I see it.
With a small grin, Maddox moved from the crowd and sat down at a table, crossing his legs and waiting patiently to hear who would be in the teams to represent Phoenix Wing. After the speech would be concluded, Maddox intended to talk with Jarvis anyways. To see if he knew anything about how Jamie was doing. Not that Maddox intended to bring him/her back, but just to see if he/she was at least safe. A vacation is always nice, but Jamie was a famous person. Infamous to criminals and dark mages. Being alone is dangerous, emotionally and physically. Maddox knew that all too well.

Beatrix


"About damn time." The tan woman was standing on a hill, overlooking Magnolia. An evil grin had formed on her face as she crossed her arms over her chest, tapping the gauntlets with a metallic clink. Her adventure in Edolas was not a pleasant one, having been captured, tortured, and used by the Edolas version of Maddox. But she had managed to escape with the help of Edolas Damien. It was a hassle staying under the radar after that, because she knew the Phoenix Wing of both realms would've tried to capture her as well if they found her.

But here she was, cocky as ever. "I learned from my mistake last time," Beatrix admitted out loud, still looking down at the city. "Fools can't be reasoned with. I'll just play it safe and wait. The time will come when I can kill you. I'll make sure to give you an extra beating, for your Edolas version." Beatrix pulled up her purple cloak, bringing the hood over her head and letting it conceal her identity. The only thing visible from under the cloak was her bare shins and black boots. "And if any of your stupid friends try to get in my way, I'll show them what a real dark mage is capable of."
Oh lord...I can't stand that blonde guy in the show though.


Jason OP.
I've been keeping up a bit, so I knew that. ;)

But still, I plan on becoming more active now. My schedule has opened up with school getting out, so I intend to use that time.
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