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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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Sylas


The woman seemed to try to block the hammer, a foolish move. But to Sylas's surprise she was launched out of harm's way rather than crushed underneath his attack. She had done something clever with her sword, but even then the power behind the attack didn't allow her to land easily or smoothly. The lieutenant had landed on her side and skidded to a halt, while the hammer was shattered once again. "A dodge," Sylas muttered to himself as he began to recover from the attack by standing upright. But before he could the woman taunted him and fired her pistol again. The ex-captain, exhibiting astonished speed and reflexes, jumped to his side right as she fired. The bullet sailed past him again, confirming that the first time she had missed wasn't an accident in the least.

"A clever strategy," Sylas began again, tossing the glass handle at the woman lazily. Even if it hit her there was no real force behind it to cause damage; it would likely just break once it hit the ground. "Dodge my attack and counter-attack before I can fully recover. A technique that is easier said than done. Had you been fighting a lesser foe you would've succeeded." His right hand moved up to his forehead, dramatically pushing his hair back as he struck a pose with his left hand pointing towards Hanna. "But you will not defeat me with tricks like that. No Marine can stop me. Neither can any pirate nor beast. I am Shattering Sylas! Conqueror of the West Blue! I have survived war, mutiny, and thousands of seakings! Your crew will just be another notch in my belt."

His hand on his head moved down and he dropped out of his dramatic pose, regaining a fighting stance as he aimed both his hands at the lieutenant. "Hari Hari no Anchor!" Glass began expanding from underneath Sylas's feet, rapidly expanding in a direct line towards Hanna. Once the glass was underneath her feet it would grow upwards, moving to catch her legs and stop her from moving. While this trapping technique was expanding, Sylas brought his hands down to his sides. "Hari Hari no Saber!" Two glass sabers grew from his palms and he gripped them each tightly as he rushed at the lieutenant again. Despite running over smooth glass he seemed uninhibited in the least. "My story is nowhere near ending. It's just beginning!" Though clearly not an expert with swords, Sylas leaped towards Hanna in a spin, intending to slash her several times and use sheer force to defeat her rather than skill or tactics.
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


Hana grinned to herself as both Matt and Revan conceded and allowed her the right to fight Ira. Hopefully she wouldn't have to, but from what she had seen of his fights before he might actually be worthy. It had been a long time since she's had a good fight, in her eyes. But while she was pinching Alice's kid's cheeks, Revan made a comment on her and Ajax having a child. The samurai woman immediately blushed and released James, standing up to full height and crossing her arms over her chest as she faced the half-demon. "Ajax and I know what we want," Hana said rather sternly. "And besides, he's gone all the time. I haven't seen him in two months actually. He's a busy man."

Then Hana turned away from Revan with surprising attitude. Clearly he had struck some kind of nerve with her, judging by her unusual behavior. Children must be a touchy subject. While Hana's redness was dying down, she looked back to Alice and let out a sigh. "Well that's good news. No need to pressure him or rush him or anything like that." The older woman and her child moved on to other business, forcing Hana to turn back to Revan and Matt. "I'm not really the stealthiest for watching people in secret, because I can't mask my magical pressure all that well," Hana confessed, walking towards the door. "But what I can do is spread it out to make it a lot harder to detect. I'll just watch them from afar, okay?" She didn't wait for any kind of confirmation from Revan as she stepped out of the door. The moment she was outside her body began to separate, dissolving into many hundreds of cherry blossoms that immediately scattered into the wind. And like that she had vanished from sight.
I had a good grasp that was what it meant. Given her massive age superiority over Kazu he assumes that she is the wiser and thus more dignified of the two. That's all. ^^'
Kazuki


The doctor had almost forgotten what Chikage was like. His left eyebrow raised in skepticism as she flirted. Kazuki was well aware that she was vastly older than he himself was, despite her youthful appearance, so it was likely she has been doing this sort of thing for hundreds of years to hundreds of men. It would be indulgent to think she solely focused on him so he didn't even consider the idea. "I didn't realize I was your sensei," Kazuki joked, chuckling lightly. There was no reason to give Chikage the cold shoulder, especially not when the mood was so light in the Dangeki Cafe at the moment.

Kazu sipped on his coffee while Chikage explained the situation. He narrowed his eye as she finished, already analyzing the information presented. Either Lady Chikage doesn't know what will happen for sure or she does and isn't willing to tell us, Kazu thought, setting down the coffee next to his briefcase. Both possibilities bring bad news. The situation is more serious than she is letting on. But it seems that nobody else has caught onto the magnitude just yet. It would be a bad idea on my part to bring it up right now. If the others aren't worried then there is no need to scare them. Kazuki let out a sigh and scratched the side of his head with his right hand.

"Fairly straightforward, I have no questions," he stated, before his good eye darted towards the door of the Cafe, or rather where the door used to be. He sensed the approaching Youkai, but did not react as the moth creature waltzed into the Dangeki. It didn't seem to present much of a threat, and even if it was dangerous it had just walked into a room full of humans and Youkai that could take it down single-handed. He kept his eye on the creature as it approached the vampire, Shiina, and locked her in a hug. Of course there was quick and punishing actions taken, resulting in the moth Youkai being punched to the ground and held at gunpoint. A spark appeared in Kazuki's eye as he began using his X-Ray Vision to examine the moth, assessing the damage it had taken as well as getting a good idea of its physiology.

It only took him a few seconds before the spark disappeared and his vision returned to normal. Much like how Rui-Ling stepped in to keep Sheridan from shooting the creature, Kazuki spoke up in its defense. "There is no need to overreact here," he stated, picking up his coffee again and taking another sip. "This Youkai isn't dangerous to us in its present state. Judging by the size and composition of its brain it seems rather young. Hurting it any further is completely unnecessary." Kazu closed his eye and let out another sigh. The Chasers were diverse and varied, so it was always a hassle when a large number got together. Many of them were far more vigorous and hot-blooded than Kazuki, so it was always annoying to have to rope them back in with logic every time they got out of hand.

When Kazu opened his eye he set down the cup of coffee. He then finally opened his briefcase, revealing that it had contained his combat gauntlets. He removed his gloves briefly to put them on before placing the gloves back over them, largely concealing them now. He left the briefcase sitting open as he picked his coffee up again. "I am ready to accept one of the missions now, Shiina."
Hana Oshiro - The Last Samurai


"Actually, it will be me that will handle Ira." Behind Revan and Matt appeared the guild's other most prominent member. Hana's expression was neutral and emotionless, fitting with her monotone voice she just used. "You two have each challenged him already and both times you had let him go. It would only be fair if I get a turn, but the main reason I will fight him is because I'm not like you two." The pink-haired samurai stepped forward, standing before Revan and Matt with an authoritative pose. "If he brings harm to Taka then I will fell him in one strike."

The other two mages were powerful but they both knew that Hana fought differently than they did. While all three were comparable, Hana Oshiro was known as the sharpest offense. Her fights were always quick and clean, wasting no time to test her opponent or herself. Most have to build up to full strength but The Last Samurai comes out with maximum force every time. "I hope there is no problem with that. You have to remember that it is also part of my responsibility to look out for everyone. Besides, from watching the two fights so far it might just require my touch to maintain our honor as the Wizards of Fiore." Finally a smile formed on her face immediately before turning to face Alice and her child.

Without any warning she crouched low to get eye-level with James and reached out to pinch both his cheeks. "This is your son? He's so cute. Has he shown any signs of magical aptitude yet?" Hana began, her monotone voice taking a friendly and sing-song tone to match the lighter mood.
Kellam bro
Chikage stole all of Zane's edgy thunder.


Good thing you got rid of the lightning, cuz we already got a character with those kind of powers. lol

Good to see you hopping on @Lmpkio.
Sylas


He twirled the massive hammer of glass around, eventually bringing it to a rest against his right shoulder as he held onto it with only his right arm. Sylas appeared rather casual and comfortable, despite the weight of the weapon and how comical yet intimidating he looked. "But how am I going to get close enough to sink those ships without them noticing me..." His left hand moved up to his chin, making sure that his pose reflected how deep into thought he was about the predicament. Sylas maintained the pose for a few seconds before tilting his head to the side and leaned back slightly. The timing, whether intended or not it was impossible to tell, was miraculous, moving just out of the way in the split-second before the female lieutenant fired her pistol at his head.

The bullet sailed past his face, the displaced air giving a slight breeze and causing his hair to ruffle slightly. But now he was facing the woman who declared he would die. "A sneak attack. First you take my vessel and then you attempt to take my life? When will the immorality end!?" Sylas now completely rotated his body to face Hannah, simultaneously raising his left hand into the air to take a dramatic post. "Oh, right. It'll end in a moment." His melodramatic pose was relented and his voice took a serious tone as he clenched his hammer in both hands. "Today will be the day the Navy regretted its offense against Shattering Sylas."

Hannah likely felt the man she was tasked in killing was very strange and annoying by now. But the moment he ceased his dramatics the air around them began to change. With a surprisingly fast dash, Sylas closed the distance to put the lieutenant just within striking range of his massive hammer. Naturally he opened with his vertical smash, a blow to immediately crush her should she find herself unable to block or dodge. As well the power behind the blow was tremendous enough to shatter the hammer and the concrete they were standing on. Now wielding only a glass handle, something relatively useless in a fight, Sylas held onto it with one hand and used the other to adjust his glasses. "No Marine can stop me..."
Kazuki


The two that originally seemed to be the subject of the meeting were replaced in a wash of darkness. Instead there was a young woman standing in their place. Or more correctly: a Youkai that appeared to be a young woman. And one that Kazu had seen before. Chikage, huh, he began to wonder. If she had called the meeting of Chasers then surely something is wrong. At least worse than the usual. With a sigh, the doctor finally took a seat at the bar, setting his briefcase down on the counter in front of him. He spared a quick glance back at the doorway, where Mia's guardian creature had accidentally destroyed the door. Then he turned his eye back towards Chikage.

"It's been a while, Miss Chikage," Kazu greeted politely, placing one of his gloved hands on the counter and tapping rhythmically. "The Dangeki doesn't receive very many visits from you. I hope you bring good news." Kazu couldn't be sure if she cared to remember him. After all while he was as supernatural as anyone else in the room, he was still standing in a room of supernatural phenomena. Nothing was surprising at this point, so not much could stand out. For someone like Chikage who has been around much longer than Kazu it must be even worse. Unless of course she has better memory than that of humans, something Kazuki would like to know but it wouldn't exactly be socially acceptable to run clinical tests on powerful Youkai.

He turned his attention to the counter he was sitting at. His fingers stopped tapping as he looked towards the Dangeki staff. "I would like a cup of coffee, please. Black." Despite his friendly greeting to Chikage earlier, he didn't believe that a meeting like this would bear good news. It was likely he would be staying up quite late, especially if there was any supernatural work to be done.
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