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6 yrs ago
Current All the guy did was change his pic to a swastika, say some entry-level /pol/ bytes, and changed his bio to basic slurs.
6 yrs ago
You know exactly who.
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6 yrs ago
I don't know why we can't blast both zoophiles and pedophiles at the same time. Two birds one stone.
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6 yrs ago
idk who needs to hear this but if you like women then you're gay, no ifs ands or buts
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7 yrs ago
I'm back.
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Bitch, I'm the best.

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On a somewhat related note, I am all for the criminalization of masks. There is no constitutional right to clothing choices. From protesters to luchadors, you have no rights to your own identity. There will be no identity fuckery.

And perhaps finally I can find out who that goddamn Spiderman is!
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Better to be right though.


I'd know.
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Not always, sometimes just pathetic.


It's okay to be wrong.
A flame war is funnier than a disagreement.
Sonika - Denver Skyline


The supervillain caught the revolver with ease, wasting no time to brandish it and instead immediately pointed the business end at the back of Celia's head. To be extra sure, in case it was single-action, she cocked the hammer back with her thumb. But despite the speed at which she seemingly prepared to execute her hostage there was no gunshot. She could already feel Furnace truly complying to the situation and toning back his power. Aside from the air directly around him, which was still under a slight deviation as he reduced his temperature, Sonika had complete control over her environment again. She felt a strangely shaped presence approaching, something she couldn't recognize. As such she had to turn her head to see two young men arriving at the rooftop on the back of a large wooden housefly. These kids seemed familiar to Sonika, as she had likely read about them before or seen them on TV, but she couldn't immediately identify who they were by appearance alone.

However one of them levied a threat at her.

She narrowed her eyes at Artificer. A piercing, angry stare that felt like it could kill at a glance. "I think there has been a misunderstanding," Sonika finally spoke, now returning her gaze to Furnace. "I am only outnumbered by how many hostages I now have." The blonde woman was about to slam Artificer, G4MER, and the Ebony Fly onto the floor of the rooftop but stopped herself as an idea occurred to her. Underneath her bandana she grinned and gently un-cocked the hammer on the revolver. At this point she felt yet another presence nearby, further down the side of the building. Someone who intended to retain their stealth, likely allied with the two young men who arrived. This skyscraper was getting popular, all because Sonika was on it. But she wouldn't be for much longer.

"I have more important things to do than play with children. I'll leave them to you, Furnace."

With nothing interrupting her powers now, a concussive blast of wind burst from underneath Sonika with enough force to affect everyone on the rooftop. Sonika herself was launched almost perfectly vertically into the air, away from the rooftop, while others would be thrown backwards away from where Sonika was standing. Celia, most notably, would be just as easily taken off her feet and tossed off the building like a ragdoll. Furnace would likely be knocked off the roof as well, though Sonika knew he had a glider and would bear no ill effects from the battering air or any potential fall. The Ebony Fly, with G4MER and Artificer still atop, was close enough to bear the force of Sonika's attack and would be pushed back and shaken quite hard. Hopefully enough to knock the kids off so that they too can be on a course to the cold, hard ground. With potentially three people on an express trip to hell, Sonika was confident that Furnace would be unwilling to chase her further. There was the issue with the mysterious intruder on the side of the building, but Sonika had launched herself high enough to no longer have that one in range so there wasn't much point to thinking about what to do to them. Instead it was time to actually leave.

With multiple people not only closer to Furnace than Sonika but also falling to their deaths, there was no benefit for the supervillain to remain a second longer. As her momentum began to decrease from her jump and gravity began to win the physics equation, she straightened her body out to be as narrow as possible and created another burst of air from her feet. This time it remained continuous, allowing Sonika the gift of flight as she rocketed even further into the sky. Her speed began increasing substantially and it would only be a few seconds before she would be too high up to even attempt to shoot at, should any have weapons on them. Of course Sonika had to also keep in mind her speed for several reasons. Primarily that if she started going too fast she would have to create a pocket around herself and hold her breath, so as not to harm herself with the friction and g-forces of air resistance. But if she also went too fast, especially at extreme heights, she knew that she would show up on the radar at the Denver International Airport. If that happened she wouldn't have really escaped, just delayed her capture. With that in mind she kept her speed under 100 miles-per-hour. More than fast enough to leave the foolish heroes but plenty slow enough to avoid unwanted attention from air traffic control. These independent capes were a problem in their own right, but Sonika wasn't about to get the PRT involved.

Cassidy Hendricks - Macavity's Batcave Bunker


While she had been the one to ask Macavity so many questions, the actual answers to them hardly registered to her. He could be lying or making a joke for how outlandish it all seemed. But then again the proof was right before Cassidy's eyes. They were in a secret underground bunker. They hadn't been found out yet. It was loaded with goods. And clearly millions of dollars and thousands of man hours went into it. But his answers to the more important questions, about why he did what he did, were far more interesting to the young girl.

His story was very relatable to her. Perhaps he had the intuition to sense that and that would explain why he's been so nice to her so far. His mention of drive-by shootings brought back terrible memories and reminded her that her family (and supposedly herself) had all died. But she kept her emotions in check as Macavity continued his story. He wanted to be a thief to feel powerful or successful, Cassidy figured. But it wasn't quite that simple. He certainly didn't do it maliciously, even though stealing is a crime that certainly has victims. Yet it wasn't quite just a hobby, as judged by the luxurious hideout they were presently in underneath Denver. "No, I don't think I have any more questions," Cassidy responded after a moment, setting the bar of gold back atop the pile. She made extra sure to stack it properly so that it looked like nobody had touched it at all. The thought that she could just take it and Macavity probably wouldn't care briefly crossed her mind but she ignored the idea. She didn't want to steal, even if it wasn't really stealing. She was better than that. Besides, committing crimes would only hinder her in the long run. Having a rap sheet makes it impossible to get into college.

Her eyes suddenly widened as she remembered her education. She was still a student who had to attend school. Her grades weren't looking good and if they dropped any lower she wouldn't be allowed onto the track team this year. Yet none of that mattered anymore because she died. The young girl let out a grumble of frustration as she fell backwards onto the bed. "Ugh!" Now that she was laying on the bed it was pretty comfortable. As tired as she was it felt like she could fall right asleep within seconds. Just as she closed her eyes, caving into her exhaustion and willing to postpone all her terrible thoughts she would surely be having, a familiar and awkward sensation came over her again. Cassidy sat upright and jumped onto her feet, at speed that probably surprised Macavity. "I'll be right back." Without waiting for any directions to the restroom she took off to the nearest door on a pure guess.

Her instincts were correct and she returned a few moments later, now fully relieved. "Sorry about that. Been in a box for a few days, had business to take care of..." The attempt at light humor was genuine but just mentioning it was a reminder of the terrible week she's been having so far. Once again she flung herself on the bed, this time collapsing face-down against the comforter. "Do you have any food here?" she spoke up, her words somewhat muffled from the bed. Apparently she was unfamiliar with what the MREs were that Macavity mentioned. "I feel like I'm dying..." With a drawn out sigh, Cassidy finally lifted her face up from the comforter. "But... Nevermind, it wasn't important. Actually... Okay, I do have another question. Do you think I should call the cops? Like... would it be okay if I did? I don't want to get you in trouble. I also don't want people to know that I'm parahuman either. I don't have any secret identity or costume or anything. I don't even have a home anymore, let alone a secret hideout... I'm on the track team too and I don't want to be disqualified from running because I have superpowers." It was only fair that she could explain a little bit about herself, after her savior had done the same earlier, yet it still made her feel nervous for even mentioning such a slight detail about her personal life. She was starting to wonder if she was getting too comfortable with Macavity, whom she's only known for less than an hour and knows only a little about. Then again she's already cried in front of him so it wasn't that exposing to talk about athletics. "Like, if I called the cops what would I even say? If they tried to look me up it'd say that I died. But would they think I'm trying to steal my own identity or would they take my side? I dunno. I'm just not used to working with police, I guess..."
Sonika - Denver Skyline


Furnace's reluctance to strike at the nearing Sonika presented a much bigger problem for her strategy than the climbing temperature. Sure, it was getting hot and Sonika wasn't impervious to the heat. But more importantly it meant he had some experience with combating proficient enemies. He seemed to know that if he swung first she would be able to counter-attack, or at the very least he was banking on exploiting a strike from Sonika for a counter-attack of his own. He had the upper-hand and he knew it. To make matters worse, Sonika felt the air being disturbed behind her as someone opened the rooftop access door. She wasn't about to take her eyes off Furnace to see who it was but she could tell it was only one, likely meaning this was another parahuman vigilante or perhaps one of the PRT capes.

"I will have to decline that offer," she spoke up again, this time taking a step back away from Furnace rather than closer. It seemed he was the source of heat as the air felt ever-so-slightly cooler. As well she could feel the air that was farther from Furnace was less effected by the updraft the heat created. Sonika was already able to deduce that he could make the air significantly hotter than it is right now, being that he was able to affect her earlier without being close enough for her to detect him. This was also a sign that he was genuinely trying not to harm her, as opposed to using that same amount of heat earlier at this closer range to cook her alive. Whether it was kindness or weakness it still provided insight for Sonika's next move.

The supervillain leaped backwards, using a controlled burst of air from underneath both her feet to make the jump achieve a superhuman distance. She landed near the rooftop access door, very close to Celia (whom Sonika still had not identified). As soon as she landed there was a powerful rush of air from the stairwell leading up to the access door behind Celia, with enough force to take an average human being off their feet and send them sprawling onto the floor of the roof at Sonika's feet. If Furnace, or Celia, hadn't figured it out immediately it was going to become very clear that Sonika was taking a hostage. She briefly glanced down at Celia, finally identifying the intruder as a young woman who was wearing a mask. Likely parahuman but it wouldn't matter at this point.

"Nobody move or I kill the girl."

Only now, with this new upper-hand achieved, did Sonika take a moment to become less tense and more calm. She could take in details better, such that this new parahuman girl she was threatening didn't seem to be breathing. This opened many questions about what her powers were, but indicated that she would not be susceptible to suffocating. To make good on her threat she would have to crush the girl, though if she was some kind of Brute classification then that would be unlikely to work. Alternatively she could throw the girl off the rooftop, but if she would be strong enough to survive Sonika's power then a fall wouldn't kill her either. It could, however, trick Furnace into going after her to save her. After all he may not know who this girl is either. If they were allies surely she would've engaged Sonika at her first chance when her back was to her. Instead she chose to spectate. The options were limited at this point but with Furnace constantly raising the heat it wouldn't give Sonika a chance to attack him directly. If he were to keep the temperature constant she could adjust to the new airflow and attack him at full power, but the alternating temperatures created updrafts that would reduce her power.

At the very least this could give her an opportunity if Furnace dialed back his power in light of the hostage situation. If he stopped increasing the temperature, just for a few seconds, Sonika knew she could send him off the roof with a few broken bones as a souvenir. But Sonika wasn't about to place all her bets on two possible good outcomes. The girl had a revolver holstered on her hip. Sonika moved the air around the holster, releasing the weapon from its restraints, before attempting to send it upward with a vertical gust. It would be a simple maneuver to catch the weapon with her right hand without taking her attention away from Furnace and would give her a good out on the possibility of her powers being ineffective at handling either of the other two on the roof. Something like a magnum round would possibly go through Furnace's armor, or at the very least make the shot to the chin fatal, and if the girl was a Brute perhaps it would be powerful enough to break her skin and damage. Only a maybe on that end though.

Cassidy Hendricks - Macavity's Batcave Bunker


The intricate, lengthy, and complicated steps at first seemed silly to Cassidy. There was no way he couldn't just be joking. But as the process of entering his safe house continued it began to dawn upon the girl that the thief was serious as could be. Once he made the grand reveal of the safe house, which was much more akin to a "safe mansion" in Cassidy's eyes, this only opened the floodgates for more questions. "Wh-... how? How did you get all this set up? How much did it cost? Just how much money do you have? How does nobody know about this? Did you do all this yourself?" Perhaps Macavity was hoping that he wouldn't be bombarded with more questions but the young girl's amazement had started a brand new inquisition. "Does the city know about this? What about the power and utilities? How..." She began to trail off as she walked around the room to examine some of the goodies that Macavity had stolen over the years. Her eye was particularly drawn to the literal pile of gold bars next to the bed.

Despite just being told not to touch anything she immediately picked up one of the bars of gold. She had never believed people actually kept bars of gold, believing it was just a movie trope. The weight of it surprised her, as well as how the gold wasn't particularly shiny. But something about it felt like it was real gold and not some kind of prop. "When did you... But... How long have you been doing this?" The final question of her barrage, as Cassidy turned to face Macavity with the gold still in hand. "There's no way you could've done all this yourself. You're only..." Cassidy was going to say "human" but immediately realized that she would've been wrong. He wasn't human. He was superhuman. And so was she. The gravity of the situation seemed to increase in her mind as she realized just what could be accomplished with superpowers. She had never really practiced her power and sparsely used it, only enough to figure out how it works and then recently to escape her captors. Were these the kinds of things she could do? Would she be able to obtain riches? Perform incredible feats that no human could hope to replicate?

The young girl sat down on the edge of the bed, setting the gold bar on her lap and looking down at it while she still held it. She had to remind herself that these things weren't his. He was a thief. He broke the law. A criminal that stole to obtain everything in this room. But at the same time he wasn't a bad guy. He was just using his powers to their full potential for his own good. And he was equipped enough to be able to thrive this much all by himself, if he wasn't lying. Being able to defend himself and being able to provide for himself, in this unfair world of superpowers, showed Cassidy a prime example of the parahuman life she had been avoiding until this point. She could do all this too if she wanted. "... Why did you start stealing things?" Cassidy finally asked, her voice much more calm and sincere for this question as opposed to the flustered and excited tone she had earlier.
Chikage


It seemed that the other genin didn't mind Chikage's awkward rambling when she introduced herself. Either they were generally tolerant people or perhaps it wasn't so uncommon for people to be as scatterbrained as Chikage. Whichever it was served her benefit. The boy with white hair was the next to introduce himself, as Tonbo Kei. He seemed to specialize in shurikenjutsu but he had a super cool umbrella weapon. I wonder how he uses an umbrella in combat... She imagined Kei using the umbrella in similar styles to the weapons he said it was armed with, and it was an amusing picture in her mind. But she was distracted from her imagination when Kei asked if she would be willing to spare any explosive tags if he were to run out in combat. "Well, I guess so. But don't be wasting bombs." An ironic caveat.

The other boy introduced himself as Dewa Shimura. He said he was the son of some guy named Lava Mouth, which just seemed like a weird name to Chikage. But he went on to explain that he has a Kekkei Genkai, one that specifically uses lava. And rubber. "How do you make rubber with lava?" she mumbled to herself, bringing a hand up to her chin as she thought about the science behind it. Or at least tried to understand the science of it. She brought the cup of tea up to her mouth again with her other hand, considering to give it another try and hopefully not burn herself this time. She couldn't make up her mind and ultimately decided to continue holding the cup, just in case she did feel like drinking the tea.

The Second began to explain their mission once the introductions were done. Chikage had already forgotten that he had mentioned they had a mission to do. It was to be an important diplomatic mission to a new village, where their goal was to be the bodyguards of Lord Second. Despite the A-rank of the mission it didn't seem so bad to Chikage but perhaps it was just ranked highly due to importance rather than difficulty. She had no idea about the politics of the Hidden Villages but if there was a new one it was probably something big and important to deal with. If we go to this place, won't there be others from the other villages going there as well? Chikage thought to herself, though she kept it only to herself. Kishimoto gave the three genin the order to grab enough supplies for several days of traveling.

"Huh, it's been a long time since I've gone on a mission that would take longer than a day," the blue-haired girl mused aloud. "I might need to bring more..." With a shrug the girl got to her feet, still holding the cup of tea. "Well I'll go get my bag and some food. Probably gonna tell my grandpa that I'll be gone a few days. Do you think I should find myself an umbrella of my own or something? It's probably gonna rain at some point if we're going to a place named after rain. And I need to keep my bombs dry. Actually..." Chikage finally brought the cup to her lips, quickly downing the rest of the warm tea and then simply dropping the empty cup. It landed on the cloth near the tea kettle but didn't break. "I'm going to need a coat and a parka anyways. Well, I'll catch you guys in a few minutes." The girl started to walk away, turning around to give her squad a "peace" sign with her fingers as she went. "See you at the gate!"
I've been influenced by Michael Crichton to be a nerd, I guess.
I can tell you that her gayness definitely affects her in-game cancer. Someone always has to pick Tracer now, in every match I've played since the comic.

Even if they aren't good as Tracer.

Especially when they aren't good as Tracer.
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fight the collective!


To be fair, there weren't any actually important Sarutobi up until this point. They weren't living up to their established canon. Problem solved now.
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