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doing trade school online is like reading about a sport and expecting to be able to play it without practice.
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7 yrs ago
Trade > bachelors
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8 yrs ago
Desire to type "git gud" intensifies...
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8 yrs ago
okay, watched the first episode of goblin slayer, not nearly as bad as what it was made out to be. Still a bit depressing but hey, saved 2 of 4 rookies, coulda been worse.
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8 yrs ago
So i figured out, as much as id love the equivalent of an anime doom guy slaying goblins, i dont like seeing the lovely anime chicas catch a case of the mutilation.
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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.
Short Name: Allard Age: 43 Gender: Male Sex Preference: Straight Blood: Oro Group: none Birthplace: Gaia
Appearance: He is 10'4" weighing in at around 800lbs. He has a solid body with a little bit of fat, giving his muscles a slightly smoother look instead of a hard-cut one, with a large skeletal structure and a clear large muscle structure. He has a broad and barreled chest and a squared jaw with a trimmed beard. His hair is dark brown, short but clean cut with two horns sweeping back with his hair on each side or a total of four. His eyes are green and very kind. He wears durable tan slacks that have a cargo pocket made into the left side for various items, and a plain white shirt, which sleeves end above the biceps. He has a two belt harness that runs across the front of his chest and his back. He has a shoulder cape on his right shoulder that is dark red on the inside and black on the outside studded into his harness by a leather pad, and just another pad on his left. both pads are lightly fur cushioned. His left arm is covered by what can be described as a large grey arm warmer that fits a little loosely on the arm and is held up by a small belt above his bicep. He has a regular glove with a thin cuff on his right hand. He has two decrepit wings on his back that if restored would give him an enormous wingspan.
Personality: A hearty and friendly man who is always willing to help someone in need, almost to a fault. When he sets his mind on something he will see it through to the end. He always falls for the damsel in distress routine, but oddly enough, is somewhat shy around women. He would rather fight with his fists before having to resort to his weapons, believing that fighting to the death should only be required if absolutely necessary. Though this isn't to say he doesn't enjoy a good fight, in fact, he finds them quite stress relieving and even fun most of the time. He holds a bit of a grudge against the Therosi and the hierarchy and military of the Fotian kingdom, but doesn't hold it against its people. He has an incredible resolve to finish what he starts and a strong willpower that keeps him driving. Not being raised in any sort of higher status, he sees himself as a common man, never claiming to be anything more. Once his trust is earned, he would willingly give his life for his fellow friends. The need to defend what is important to him comes first. Because to him, if it came down to it, if his sacrifice would allow others to live, then it is his place to do so.
Background:
At 32 years old, Allard had settled in a small Oro community away from the mountains in Gaia where land was fertile enough for farming. He, his small family, a wife, young daughter, and a teenage son, and a few other farming families in this area would grow crops to harvest. Once the fields were harvested, they would then form a caravan to go back to the capitol of Gaia for sale. This, however, was considered dangerous to most Gaians as it left the protection of the mountains behind, but was seen as noble undertaking. This was proven true as an unknown force of warriors raided and burned their farms to the ground. Little did Allard know at the time of the attack that it was Therosi slavers 'in the market' for new slaves. Being simple farming folk the families fell quickly and an of those who did surrender were cut down. Allard....didn't surrender. When Allard was young he was in the Gaian military, earning himself experience fighting in conflicts as a foot-soldier and against large beasts. With his father's sword in hand he fought back to protect his family, but it wasn't enough. Their magic was strong and their numbers were stronger. Allard lost that day, more than what he could ever imagine. His wife and son were killed and his daughter was taken from him, his arm ruined by a magic spell that wrought it useless, and he was enslaved and sold to become entertainment for the Fotian arena. A gladiator to live and die by the blade, wings destroyed so he couldn't run. A Fotian 'healer' of sorts in the arena dungeons cast a spell on his arm that would mimic the condition of his right arm so that it would function again.
In the arena, Allard rarely killed, and that made the overseers, Fotian nobles, of the arena furious as they couldn't seem to force him to actually do anything, so one day, they devised a plan to punish him. All they needed was time. Five years pass and Allard has still not fallen in the arena. He was a marvel, undefeated even by plots to finally snuff him out for wining too much. He spent mauch of his spare time watching and learning from the different gladiators, especially one named Ziton. Allard spent some time getting to know the other gladiator who had a cell across from his, more often than anything just sharing stories about their pasts so that they could relax and think about the good days. Allard would often find him scribbling on his wall at night when when the guard were least active. One night he seemed to be fairly cheerful as he seemed to figure something out, but Allard had fallen asleep before he figured out what it was. He seemed to disappear that night, not one story being the same. Some had him escaping, other dying for trying, and more saying that he may one day come back for the rest of them, but these were all gladiator tales passed throughout the dungeons. Allard knew that he had escaped. When Ziton was gone, they rearranged the slave cells after a new shipment came in and Allard was moved to Ziton's old cell. When in there, Allard began to study the writings. There were links to the writings on the wall and different places throughout the arena and slave quarters. Riddles to a ritual, that of which would open a portal to escape through. But it was very complex and time was short, it could be years until he found out how to complete the ritual.
Another five years passed and word of another unbeatable opponent had emerged, now matched up against Allard. When they squared away in the arena, the slender figure before him could only belong to that of a woman, though she was well built. He couldn't make out her face however, as it was hidden behind a hood at the moment. He himself was required to wear a helmet this time, which he wasn't honestly fond of. The overseers called for the match to start and the woman surged forward, what seemed to be a large two handed straight bladed cutlass in hand. It was at this moment, when the hood flew back, that Allard froze in place, save for an arm that reached out, "Hildebrand... my daughter." She didn't hear him, her face looking void of any emotion, a broken spirit. Her blade ran him through and he took a step back from the hit, but didn't fall. Cheers erupted through the stadium but Allard ignored them as he took off his helmet. "Hildie, what have they done ta you." This time it was his daughter that was shocked, and instantly started to tear up, not sure what to think and what she had just done. "Now, now child, don't cry. I am here." Allard couldn't hold back his own tears as he pulled her in to embrace her, both ignoring the blood from his wound. Her condition was terrible, battered and bruised. Why would they have put her in the arena? Was it because of him!? He looked up to the overseer, "YOU! This is your doing! I will not fight this opponent! This is my daughter! I forfeit!" the cost of forfeit of a slave could vary well mean execution, but Allard did not care. If it meant his daughter could go on, he did not mind.
"Very well, archers!" The nobleman lifted his arm to give the command. "FIRE" finally this man would pay for making a fool out of him and this arena. But the archers were not told to aim at Allard when this command would be given...
"NNNOOOOOOO!" Allard screamed as he rushed to his daughter. He tried to cover her but it was too late and from too many directions. "Hildie! Speak ta me girl! C'mon!" The crowd fell silent as they took in what just happened. This was not what they had come to see and they were clearly not thrilled with the out come, though the overseer was laughing historically. Hilda tried to speak to he father but words were failing her, and soon, what little light that was rekindled in her young eyes....were gone. Allard slowly rested her down. and stood up, arrows and a sword still embedded in him. "You....BASTARD SON OF WHORE!" Allard drew his own blade out and people started to panic. Allard, finding strength he didn't know he had, jumped out of the arena and onto the encircling guard platform that the archers used, which led to the seats for the nobles. Allard slaughtered every guard with ease as he made his way to the overseer, now trying to run, but it was far too late. Even as more arrows slammed into him, for him, they weren't nearly deep enough to stop him. A large knight tried to step in to protect him but ended up getting his skull crushing inside of his helmet by the mighty grasp of Allard's free hand. He grabbed the puny tyro noble as he tried to run and slammed him into back into his chair. He planted his own sword into the ground next to him and pulled his daughter's blade from his torso. "YOU WILL DIE BY HER BLADE, WORM!"
"NO! PLEASE SHOW MER-" that was all he got out as the blade impaled the man from the top of his skull, through his body, to the seat he sat in. He lifted the skewered man from the chair and swung the sword, casting the body off into the arena below. He picked up his sword and jumped down, landing on his lifeless corpse for good measure. Nobody there who opposed him were left alive, and all the others fled. He sheathed his sword and put her sword in it's sheath. He reached down and gently picked up his daughter's lifeless body, cradling it in his arms. "C'mon baby girl. Let's go home." He brought her over to the slave cells. He began going back over the ritual quickly, knowing he had to figure out the last part of the ritual or he would never escape and have to face the chopping block.
The last part of the riddle read, "The end of my oppression is the end of all, we'll stand as equals and never fall. Should we wish this life to end, where shall we then make amends? When all the arrangements have been placed, follow my lead and do make haste. Take an oath, forsake thy ways, and look onward unto brighter days. Answer my riddle, say a prayer, and wherever you need, thou shall soon be there. Take a blade and rake thine hand, for this pact we make for the promised land."
Allard nodded as the puzzle came together, over the years he had done what was needed to be done in previous riddles, spilling his own blood in the places foretold around the arena, a blood lock of sorts. Now he had to answer the question to his riddle in the form of prayer, more importantly an oath that would bind him for the rest of his life. He knew Ziton, and he knew what it would have to be, and Allard was prepared for what was required. Allard pulled Hildebrand's blade out and cut his hand open, dropping blood on to a faintly marked spot on the floor. He then picked his daughter up again and closed his eyes. "By my blood, I shall declare, to forsake my magic to pay my fare. I'll move forward and with a magicless hand, now take to the destined land." Light shown all around, as it slowly enveloped him, stripping him of all abilities to use magic or manipulation, however, blessing him with the ability to endure much more punishment from the world around him. Then at the end, t took him away from the hell he had lived for the past ten years.
He thought the portal may carry his failing body and his daughter back to Gaia where they could both die in their homeland, but instead it had taken them to Vrondi territory, where he had collapsed from fatigue. He was picked up by the Taxis, who were notified by some traveling Sol people, who had tended to his many wounds and taken him to Vrondi, in awe that he was still alive if even by a thread. His daughter however didn't make it, and left Allard alone to tend to her burial, in which he finally made a grave dedicated to the rest of his family as well. Since then, he has spent his time doing odd jobs here and there around town, helping wherever someone needed some muscle to get a job done, and spending his nights in a small out of the way, back alley bar. He kept his daughter's sword to always remind him of his past, and vowed never to draw his weapons again unless the cause is just, though he still carries his two swords everywhere he goes.
Experience: Years of fighting since he was a child for sport in his village, to military service, to the many years he thrived in Fotian arenas.
Motivation: To find a life worth setting down for. Destroy the Therosi if given the chance.
Weapons: His father's large, heavy, two handed sword, more like a steel bladed oar for common men. Instead of a traditional two sided blade, it has a single blade. The upper most portion of the handle is protected with a bar in front of the hand, while the lower portion is unguarded and ends in a curve like an ax handle. Its sheath is a rectangular wooden scabbard with a fur lined inside and metal bindings at both ends. It attaches to the harness at the back and the sword is sheathed from the right. An over-sized heavy cutlass, though instead of the traditional curve, it has a straight blade. Its sheath is at his right hip. His fists, which he will most likely use unless he has to resort to a weapon.
Abilities: Having forsaken all forms of magic, Allard focused on tempering the mind and body, hardening his body against wear and tear, both physical and magical, beyond that of his peers, and increasing his willpower tremendously. Due to the reconstruction of his left arm while he was incapacitated, it now mimics the physical condition of his right arm, meaning that it cannot be damaged, but will mimic the condition of his other arm. This allows his to block attack with his bare left arm.
Shadow skill, which is a handless form of fighting that amplifies strength and speed several times over.
extra: Allard was there to witness the fight in the arena with Czi, he thought the use of poison was disturbing and that the man deserved to die for how wicked he was. He was grateful to hear that she had escaped execution.
Dremmick stepped forward reluctantly with the group. The last thing he wanted to do was become part of some big show or a political tool. If he wasn't careful, he could get wrapped up deeper into this mess. He gave a slight bow, more like a nod of the head, when presented to the king out of respect, but Dremmick was no subject of his and thus felt that was all that was necessary.
Dremmick wasn't sure where to start with his questions. The death of his parents, then a few years later the sudden murder of his Aunt and Uncle, who never even used necromancy, much less do evil with it. There was one question he felt like Vrondi couldn't ask. He didn't know how he had been revived, by who, and how long he was dead. The only person who may be able to answer that was the seer. Maybe he would be able to ask her. Ignoring the eyes around him as he stepped forward, Dremmick was next to approach when Mirror was through. He looked to the king, his gaze steady from behind his hood and muffler. It was finally time for some answers to what he had been searching for.
"King Vrondi," Dremmick called strongly, "I come to you with a question and a request. Do you know anything of the Valswei incident eleven years ago, and the Mirindal family massacre that happened 5 years afterwards." He knew that the Taxis had been involved in one way or another in both occurrences. Though their amount of involvement as well as what happened have been buried in mystery, almost as to cover it up. Not much was known, if at all, but surely the king could answer for his own military. "If you are unsure of my queries, then may I ask for the assistance of your seer?" Some may see Dremmick as fairly blunt and to the point in his speech towards a king, but that was something Dremmick felt there was little use for. Respect was there, sure, though to grovel at someone's feet was well beneath him. He could hear as some of the nobles murmuring about how pompous he was by being so direct, even a few mentioning how he didn't really bow, but he blocked them out as he listened patiently for the king's answer.
As the group approached on horseback they would be met with the guards of Vrondi. They would halt them and point them to the stables. Then ask for their citizenship badges. "Present them." He would say. His other Sol guards, clad in silver and natural protection stood tall and ready. Spears set to the side however as they used them to help them stand mostly. Once their names were given however the guard rubbed his chin. "Ah. Not too long ago your friend entered saying to allow you passage. However we do not know this one." He pointed to Siiga.
"We thought she died, though we stayed behind and realized she wasn't. She was on the mission too," Constance spoke. "She's a strong one!"
The guard rubbed his chin. But it was not a big deal. He motioned for the gates to be opened and so it was. Sliding open the giant doors took a minute or two but once open they and many others were allowed to enter or leave. But none left and none but them entered. It was immediate as to why once they walked in. Confetti and fireworks lit up the sky with colors.
Dremmick's hood and muffler were back on by the time they reached the town. Even from outside the gate he could see that the festivities were in full swing. Confetti and fireworks filled the air, but he was too focused on Vrondi's promise to be entertained by them. While they were beautiful, he didn't like how it made so much noise, it made listening to the goings on around him a bit harder.
Constance internally let out a big breath as they walked past them, her arm on under Siiga to support her. Patting Siiga's shoulder, she smiled . "I'll keep you safe here. Are the fireworks too loud right now? Or do you want to watch? Whatever you want to do to feel better."
As the group came closer to the royal castle things got louder. Eventually they would pass it all and reach the main gates. There two Aion Knights stood. "Your royal guest passes." They said in unison. Their weapons forming an X at the door.
"I'm not a kid" Siiga rolled her eyes at Connie. That said, her concern for her was kinda cute...
"I don't think you're a kid. I'm trying to treat you as I would treat a friend," She spoke to her, before coming across the guards. Looking at them with a bit of confusion, she looked to Dremmick. "Did a Seraphim named Mason come through here? We are helping the Aion with a mission."
"I'm not helping the fucking Aion. You might as well stick me now" Siiga growled lowly. Seems she was insistent on this
"Don't tempt me," Dremmick said quietly to her as he passed on his way to talk with the guards. "Mason was our ally in a mission contracted by King Vrondi under direction of Mirror of the Aion. If you have any questions, I'm sure Mason came through recently with a woman of some importance?"
The two knights looked at each other. "Hm. We do know a Mason, a recently freed slave who helped the Aion earlier today. We have seen him with the Seer and Ami Lovegood. But without a royal guest you may not enter." They spoke in unison. Just then a whistle could be heard from above. Soaring down was Mirror. He gently landed next to Dremmick. "Took you lot long enough. Is the Seer safe?"
"She should have arrived with Mason ahead of us. From what these two say he should already be inside." Dremmick stated. He turned to the guards ,"Does he fit the bill as a 'royal guest'?"
The weapons of the knights moved aside. The door slowly opened. Mirror shrugged and walked inside. Once inside a servant welcomed them. "It's a delight you finally came Mirror. Please follow me." The servant said, leading the way to banquet hall.
Constance looked to Siiga, squeezing her shoulder lightly to assure her. Helping her with walking still, she pulled the cloak together more to hide her bloody chest. "Some food will help you, eh?" She said with a smile, trying to lighten the mood while Mr. Shady Shitsalot guided them to who knows where.
The servants looked at them oddly. They were clearly not royals so the guards kept an eye on the lot. The banquet hall was opened to the three. Not too from the entrance was Mason waiting. Mirror walked inside and thanked the servant. "What festive wonders. I wonder how long it will last..." He said as he walked to Mason. "How goes it fine knight? I take it things went well?"
Upon hearing the voice of the Aion leader, Mason turned with a smile, "The Allseer was delivered to the king safe and sound sir!" finishing his statement with a small salute. Looking past Mirror, he saw his companions, as well as the bandit girl Dremmick had nearly killed "Ah, it's good to see everyone made it back!" he happily exclaimed. However, his smile began to fade as Mason turned back to Mirror, "There was one complication, a scythe-wielding Oro accompanied by Basilisks attempted to kill the Allseer. Was it not for Dremmick's resourcefulness, I fear that the assassin would have succeeded." he whispered.
Constance felt an arrow shot through her heart. She did nothing the whole time, helped noone. For someone who's motto was to keep everyone safe, she did a shitty job. She decided to study the ground for a while. Looking up at Siiga, she frowned harder. This really, really wasn't her crowd. "Hey," She spoke, lightly interupting the conversation. "Where are the medics again?"
Dremmick noticed Connie and sighed, "I had to end up using one of those potions you gave me, Constance over there was able to cover me until Mason stepped in. All in all it wasn't a big deal. But we do need a medic for our...other group member, it would seem."
Her eyes widened at his response. She didn't know what to say, so she just nodded at him, swallowing hard. "Medic, yeah."
"I'm fine" Siiga insisted again. "It's just a flesh wound, really"
Constance looked at her with the biggest "What the hell?" ever.
Mirror sighed. Putting a hand through his curls as he expressed his distaste for what was said. Alas he had to give respect to Dremmick who once again seemed to be a very reliable hand in battle. He looked to Constance. "That would be... Well. Lets see here." He placed a finger to his chin. "You there. Would you be so kind as to fetch a wound healing potion." He spoke to a servant while motioning to Siiga. The servant bowed and then scurried off. "We can all get a relaxing recovery in a bit. First we must speak with the King. If hes not too busy. .."
Constance let out a sigh. Thank the ancestors. She looked to Siiga, a weak smile on her lips. "You're not avoiding this," She snorted.
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Why hello, you little stalker. As you can see above I have recorded your visit for potential future stalking purposes. In that list you may find some other recent stalking victims. You may wonder, "Oh no! I've been caught! Whatever shall I do! What will become of me!" Well... I can assure you nothing....as in really...nothing. Except the fact that you may have wasted a precious few moments of your life with this bio. In this, I can say for every person that reads this, I have stolen that moment in your life that you could have been doing something else. Anything really.....Are you still here? Shouldn't you...I don't know, be posting in one of your RPs? I'm sure somebody is waiting for your response, it might even be me. You are procrastinating aren't you? I know I am. At the very moment I typed this I was supposed to be writing papers for class. See? Now I've been wasting time on both our accounts. Look what you made me do.
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Ok, that is enough stalking...
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There really isn't anything else here...
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I'm gonna call the police...
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(What's the number for 9-1-1?)
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