Jorick

By popular demand:

Sherlock Holmes said
Oh, baby. Rawr. XD

By popular demand:

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Myself. But other than me, uhh... Probably Elendra. She's not super active in Spam but I still count it as enough activity.

I wish Sophi would post more often. I downgraded her from my favorite because she's never around anymore.

Hmmm... I'll go with my old standby answer of Seravee, because even though I've barely talked to her since the last time one of these threads happened and this kind of question was asked, nobody else in Spam in that time has even possibly come into consideration in my mind. Oh, also I guess she counts for a person I wish would post more.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

I'd fuck Holmes because damn gurl, u got it goin on.

I'll be lazy and say Seravee for the marry one because fuck it.

I'd kill Drakel because although he's not actually worthy of my murderous desires normally, if I were forced to pick one I'd go with him.

25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?

Wait, we're supposed to be a good mod if we're picked? Ugh, fuck, I was gonna be the asshole mod.

By popular demand:

2. why won't you pay attention to me jorick-senpai

Because you're subhuman garbage and not worth my attention. I feel disgusted with myself for even acknowledging this plea.

Next question.

Mod Nomination Thread

Brand said
I vote for Nat.. He also already has like 6 threads on the front page alone; the dude lives here so you're guaranteed access to a mod 24/7. I also vote to enforce a new rule that all threads created by mods must be sticky'd.Let's turn this cancer from localized to systemic.

Well thats one spammer down.

Sherlock Holmes said
Sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else again. I'm neutral, if anything. I live by my own rules / sense of justice -- 'good' and 'bad' are simply too black and white for me.True.

Holmes confirmed for Lawful Neutral alignment.

Well thats one spammer down.

Sherlock Holmes said
Sorry, I think you're confusing me with someone else.

Probably confusing you with Sophi. She was the nicest and caringest person everest.

Game of Thrones [Rabbit Doubt]

Lady Squee said
I had spoke to Guru in PM and he told me it would be a perma.After I threw in the "lazy" bit, Guru told me that they would let him off with a warning.Awson owes me.

Ah, that's pretty good, wasn't aware of that.

Well thats one spammer down.

Jster said
Says Littlefinger.

Shhhhhhhhhhh, that's irrelevant.

Drakel said
Why smash them at all? Why make them lower defenses? Why can't we just make treaties and everyone be friends untill a world war happens?

Get the fuck out of here, communist hippie socialist scum.

Koto said
Jorick.Hey.Yeah you.Jorick.Careful. We wouldn't want to get your mouth washed out with soap.

I'll eat your soap and shit bubbles for a week, I don't give a fuck.

Well thats one spammer down.

Jster said
No Jorick you're ruining it. I was lowering his defenses with smiles and winks.

Why lower defenses when you can just smash right through them?

Well thats one spammer down.

Koto.

Hey.

Yeah you.

Koto.

Fuck you and your "let's all hold hands and be friends" bullshit.