... How in the world did you even get here? Privacy means nothing to you, huh? Well, since you're probably with the NSA anyway, I might as well tell you what you already know: I'm a 25-year-old male university student from Germany. As a German, I take everything very seriously and have no humor. At all. Does not compute. I'm not saying I'm a terminator but let's just say that there's a reason they picked an Austrian to play it - The German model wouldn't have failed. As an advanced roleplay machine, I do put a lot of effort into what I write and usually end up hating it later, but I do my best to keep it a high level of quality and quantity. Of course, I'm joking. See? Germans have humor. Not when it comes to writing though - Roleplaying is no joking matter.

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">... How in the world did you even get here? Privacy means nothing to you, huh?<br><br>Well, since you're probably with the NSA anyway, I might as well tell you what you already know:<br>I'm a 25-year-old male university student from Germany. As a German, I take everything very seriously and have no humor. At all. Does not compute.<br><br>I'm not saying I'm a terminator but let's just say that there's a reason they picked an Austrian to play it - The German model wouldn't have failed. As an advanced roleplay machine, I do put a lot of effort into what I write and usually end up hating it later, but I do my best to keep it a high level of quality and quantity.<br><br>Of course, I'm joking. See? Germans have humor. Not when it comes to writing though - Roleplaying is no joking matter.</div>