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    1. Jurassic Weeb 8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
Current Fuckin' American stereotypes, fuck yeah, motherfucker. youtu.be/M_tMD5bTbLM
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8 yrs ago
@Garland- Oh, you know it, darling~ ♥
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8 yrs ago
Hideyoshi is best waifu. myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/im… Hideyoshi isn't male or female. Hideyoshi is a gender in itself.
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8 yrs ago
I freely admit to having shit taste, but it could be worse. I could unironically think SAO is a good series.
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8 yrs ago
Starting to think I shoulda just stayed home and binged Madoka.
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@HylianRose This is interesting. Mind if I send a PM to brainstorm?
Drake was happy to see the fire. Unfortunately that happiness was short lived as he was knocked unconscious. His mind drifted to happier times. He and his father fishing; his mother reading bedtime stories; family meals prepared by the cooks.

Then came the nightmare. Drake was little again. He was crying over his parents' corpses. They had been murdered in their sleep. He had come in after having a bad dream. And the man had nearly killed him.

But the murderer had let him go. He didn't know why, but he had let Drake live.
Bump!
Bump! Craving a Spartan Ops or post-Halo 5 1×1!
@LovelyAnastasia Could we steal from Tangled for a moment? Namely knocking Drake out with a frying pan? :D
Drake didn't even knock on the front door of the cottage. His mind was confused and muddled, but one thing was clear: he needed warmth. The young man shut the door behind him, and although he didn't realize it, with the snow clinging to his clothes, and fur exposed on his hood, he looked like some kind of yeti. "S-S-So s-s-sorr-rr-rry ab-b-b-bout barging in," he managed to get out. "F-F-Freez-z-zing outside!" Without another word he moved in front of the fireplace to warm up.
@AlterEgo I had a kind of sequel planned, revolving around the Gentooan girl Adélie from the episode "A Merry Companion is a Wagon in Space, Baby!" searching for Dandy after her grandfather dies, and wanting to crew the Aloha Oe as she promised at the end of the episode.
Tis only fair in this case. :)
@AirBender Perfectly okay. I was just a bit worried. :)
Mother- Someone who you vampirically fed on before you were born.
Father- May or may not be present. Usually a moron.
Sibling- Competition for food, attention, toys, and shelter. Must be eliminated ASAP.
Child- Parasitic lifeforms that resemble their parents. See "Tequila" and "Oops". For recipes, consult Martha Stewart.
Reality- An illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
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