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STATUS: Fuckin' American stereotypes, fuck yeah, motherfucker. youtu.be/M_tMD5bTbLM 8 yrs ago
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Fuckin' American stereotypes, fuck yeah, motherfucker. youtu.be/M_tMD5bTbLM
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@Garland- Oh, you know it, darling~ ♥
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Hideyoshi is best waifu. myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/im… Hideyoshi isn't male or female. Hideyoshi is a gender in itself.
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I freely admit to having shit taste, but it could be worse. I could unironically think SAO is a good series.
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Starting to think I shoulda just stayed home and binged Madoka.
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9 yrs ago
Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Sometimes I'll look at an animal and ask myself, "I wonder what that tastes like...?" Dogs, bugs, bats, and rodents are exempt from this line of thinking, however.
Matanza:
Noun
- A place where animals are slaughtered for their hides and tallow.
Verb
- To slaughter
Please forgive the lack of a proper first post, but I thought I'd pitch the idea (again). For those of you who don't know, the Indominus rex was not the first genetically engineered hybrid to ever appear in the Jurassic Park franchise ("genetically engineered theme park monsters" and possibly Spinosaurus aside); that honor actually goes to the Chaos Effect toy line. I'd like to combine the line with hybrids that have appeared in Jurassic World: The Game, borrowing from the Lego short film "The Indominus Escape". And for once, all of the psychedelic dinosaur coloration will be explained. An initial list of residents of Isla Matanceros:
- Amargospinus
- Ankylorandon
- Baryonyx walkeri "kappa"
- Ceratosaurus nasicornis "xi"
- Chasmosaurus belli "tau"
- Compstegnathus
- Deinonycanis
- Dilaphospinus
- Dilophosaurus "venenifer" "delta"
- Euoplocephalus tutus "eta"
- Indominus rex
- Ornithosuchus woodwardi "iota"
- Pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis "upsilon"
- Pachysaurolophus
- Paradeinonychus
- Pteranodon longiceps "pi"
- Stegospinus
- Tanaconda
- Triceratops horridus "beta"
- Tyrannonops
- Tyrannosaurus rex "omega" (Juvenile)
- Ultimasaurus
- Velocirapteryx
- Velociraptor antirrhopus "alpha" (will include variations that have either naturally arisen-- due to these dinosaurs having a relatively unstable genetic structure-- or human-induced permutations, a lá Primal Carnage)
The backstory:
Among the Muertes Archipelago is an island known as Isla Matanceros. Behind his uncle John Hammond's back, Peter Ludlow began a project to develop dinosaurs for military application on the island. Ultimately the project was abandoned after the San Diego Incident, when the whole world became aware of the existence of InGen's dinosaurs. In 2005 Masrani Global opened Jurassic World, and Henry Wu was approached by a party who wanted to once again weaponize InGen's assets. A small force of InGen's security division set up a new base of operations on Isla Matanceros, where assets were created to be weaponized. Once again, the project was abandoned after the Isla Nublar Event in 2015. Now, the hybrid dinosaurs are free to roam about Isla Matanceros.
In the future (if enough people join) I'd like to implement hybrids from JW:TG (including "normal" dinosaur hybrids in the form of level 31+ dinosaurs). The RP would be from the viewpoints of the dinosaurs, complete with a field guide detailing each species' size, appearance, diet, behavior, etc.
TMW you see a new trailer/announcement for Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon:
@Lillic Welcome to the Guild! Please enjoy your stay! And don't mind the bodies laying around. The janitors will get to sorting out the drunks from the corpses when they get off break. 
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9 yrs ago
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Hello, RPG! I'm Otaku95, and while I haven't been gone for 10000 years, I have been on a brief hiatus, so I'm looking for some RPs to shake the cobwebs out of my skull! Before we get to the nitty-gritty, I have just a few things!
1- I am a 22 year old male, and prefer to play male characters. However, I do want to try F×F (I'm a yuri fanboy *ducks to avoid gunfire from yaoi fangirls*). I like a romantic angle in RPs because I am a hopeless romantic.
2- I can't be online every day, thanks to IRL circumstances. I would appreciate a partner who understands this.
3- I can double up on characters, and am willing to play as canons opposite your OCs.
4- I'm fine with mature content. Language, violence, h stuff, is fine.
5- I prefer RPing via PM.
6- I usually write on a Free-Casual level (1-3 paragraphs), despite having been RPing on forums since I was 13. This if for two reasons: firstly, I feel that it allows both partners to give and take with the writing process; and secondly, I have several diagnoses (namely clinical depression) that can make writing difficult.
7- If interested, please send me a PM instead of posting in the thread here.
Below are my cravings! Anything with a "*" beside it is a big craving. Anything in red is allowed to get NSFW; if a series title is red, all pairings are allowed to get NSFW. Anything with a "+" means I have a plot idea!
That's right, ladies and germs... the Pervy Hermit has returned!
Guys, I'm going to be frank. Right now I'm afraid I can't keep doing the RP, or even take part in general RPG shenanigans. I need some time to get my head in the right place, so I'm going to be taking an indefinite hiatus from the guild. Please do with the RP as you all see fit. Best of luck.
At the moment I'm finding it difficult to come up with the post. However I'll get one as soon as my brain cooperates. I'm terribly sorry about all of this, guys!
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