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natsumehack said
I just do what I do, for reason which I do.


Still think my point is valid whether you care or not.
natsumehack said
I wish i could put this on a poster, and hang it on my wall.


I just tried to take you seriously...I guess I'm feeling philosophical.
Darog the Badger God said
you just need to stop posting, period.


Nat is like the greatest thing ever to happen to Spam. I literally came to this realization now. Seriously, allow me to explain.

Nat is the Spam Tutorial.

Newbies come in and since most of the time your threads appear on the front page they click on one of your threads or even just look at the titles. Let's be honest Nat's threads aren't amazing so Newbies usually do one of two things: Complain or Leave Spam in horror assuming everything is like that and usually the complainers are shot down because they just seem petty

The ones who stay in Spam do one thing: they ignore Nat and sift through Spam looking for other threads. Thus they learn the first rule of Spam: Ignore the Trolls (the very first thread in Spam pretty much tells you this but some don't learn). Simply because if you can't ignore the trolls, you clearly aren't mentally capable of handling everything else in Spam ad you don't have a thick enough skin not to let anything get to you.

Nat acts as a sort of policing mechanism, they make sure those who join us are for the most part capable of handling everything there is in Spam. He teaches newbies how Spam works. He isn't always the ones making the shitty threads or posts and so unlike shouting at Nat who loves attention, they will flip and you could end up in a situation which gets you banned or you could make yourself look like an idiot in front of Spam and therefore get ostracized yourself.

The lesson Nat teaches us is that it isn't an option to shout at every troll which appears, otherwise you might go too far and get banned. You have to learn to ignore the Trolls.

So keep on posting Nat, you may do it for attention and others may not see it but you do a service for Spam.
Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.


I was inspired to write a song. I call it: Lipid Dance. *coughs*

Mreasts and Breasts are lying in a bed, S-L-A P-P-I-N-G.
First comes Cleavage
Then comes Boobage
Then comes Aza with a tiny Package
Sucking her Flab
Greasing his pants
Trying to do the Lipid dance
And that's not all
That's not all
He's also eating a Can of Spam

I should go to bed.
Blitzkrieg said
They bring in people like Quicksilver, and Ant Man.Toad gets two fucking movie appearances.But still no Deadpool.Origins doesn't count.Fucking Merc with a Mouth without a mouth.


They did give him a solo game though, Ant-man and Toad haven't got that.
Do Muc
I'm intrigued.
Giygas this has certainly peaked my interest, looking forward to seeing how it goes.

Also obligatory I WANT TO BE IN IT.

And does anyone remember someone creating a similar fiction to this (not the story, more the whole Spam fanfiction idea) to this on OldGuild but it was set in Space. Too bad it never came to fruition.
Halo said
Oh come on, The Last Stand and Wolverine Origins weren't bad. As superhero films go, they were half-decent. I've seen far worse.


I don't mind Origins although I can't say its good but Last Stand can't be forgiven.

Blitzkrieg said
I too was pleasantly surprised with Quicksilver.


Now too see whether Marvel can top it with their Quicksilver.
In Alright, Nat, 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
natsumehack said
LucianHack


Nat...I thought we were married???
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