Kafka Komedy

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yosuke was scared out of his wits. How would she know he slept with his glasses on unless she had watched him sleep, knife at the ready, poised to strike and rip his throat out? Although there was something bizarrely funny about Naomi stalking him, there was now the fact that he had his arm around, and possibly were holding feelings for someone who had proven that they were planning on murdering him, and had killed others without remorse before? He suddenly cursed himself in his mind for being such a fool for bringing his question up. He also silently thanked his parents for being restless.

Naomi was revealing an awful lot about herself, and Yosuke hadn't talk a lot about himself. "Well, if were sharing stories, I guess I can tell you why I think I got here." Yosuke said, directing both of them towards the northern end of the hall. "Sometimes, when I'm alone in my backyard, I hurt small animals, like lizards and squirrels and stuff. They're so... Tiny, and useless. It's so cathartic and powerful to end their lives." Yosuke said, grinning a little. "I could never kill a person though, the police'd catch me like, immediately"

After a small silent streak during walking down the hallway, Yosuke decided to lighten the mood a little. "Hey, I found this comic on the net, right? And in it, there's a species of alien, and their romance is like, you hate someone, but also find them attractive and stuff. It was cool, and..." Yosuke trailed off, blushing immensely. Why the hell did you just say that?!? his mind screeched at him. "Uh, so, why don't you just kill me here?" Yosuke said quickly, changing the subject. "I mean, I know it probably wouldn't do anything, but it might still hurt? Can you feel pain in hell?" Yosuke pondered aloud. He decided to test his theory. He unzipped his messengers bag and handed Naomi a pen from it. "Try stabbing me with it."

The Knights of Songbird: A Bioshock Roleplay

As Lucas placed six bullets in his chamber, he looked up to see that the boss had taken care of the current guards. He put his gun back in the holster, and straightened his vest. The boss then hopped into the portal, followed by Val, followed by Mason, encouraging the others to hop in too. That somehow seemed like a bad idea, but Lucas had decided that, it seemed that everyone had survived the entrance through the portal, and the boss needed to be brought back safely, so he guessed it couldn't hurt to hop in.
Lucas gave the portal a running start before hopping in it, the pressure differential popping his ears and making him feel uneasy. He fell onto the cold, damp floor, and cursed about getting his slacks wet. He decided rush after the others, since the prisoner was running, the boss was, so Val and Mason were too, he might as well. He ran after the others, Paddywhacker at the ready, just in case any more guards had decided to pop in.

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Naomi was either depressingly serious, or seriously funny, the second one probably unintentional. She also had major survivor's guilt, and had just said god was fucking retarded, which was pretty amazing, and also agreeable. He was heavily hurt by her last comment though. "I'd never even think of it, Naomi." He said with a frown. Sure, he teased her, a lot, but he'd never molest her or anything. "As much as I like ritualistic suicide, we probably should leave here, this place is makin' me feel weird, and not in the good way." Yosuke said, eyes darting around the room nervously. He walked towards the door, but noticed a scrap of newspaper stapled to the wall. He speed read it, before pointing it out to Naomi. "Hey, check this out, we're in "Heavenly Host" apparently. Someone got murdered here or something? Whatever, let's just get out of this room." He said before exiting the room.

Yosuke stepped out into the dark hallway, the floorboards creaking under years of stress. He looked around the hallway. The paint was chipped and eroding, like it had rained inside the school somehow, and there were holes in the floor, some actually pretty big. There was no way they were going to be able to jump it with them supporting each other. "Hey, Naomi, why didn't you kill me?" Yosuke asked suddenly, wondering aloud why, if she was a serial killer as guessed, she hadn't ended his life? He was a jerk most of the time, and he was pretty sure she hated his guts or something. "Just never got around to it?"

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yeah.

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yosuke smiled to himself as he got up and stopped poking Naomi. He loved how he got all up in his face and insulted him. She stood up to him and his douchebaggery, and spit more acid than he ever could. He admired her so much, but was surprised when she questioned his admission to hell. "Well, I don't believe God should be worshiped, all he did was whip up a buncha tools who hate each other. Also I'm an asshole, so I don't think he'd let me into the great playground in the sky." Yosuke said, as he obliged her command to allow her his support as a crutch. He slid under her arm and put his arm around her, grinning like a tool. "How romantic, eh?" Yosuke joked, wriggling his eyebrows "By the way, sorry if I hurt your side when I elbowed you, just wanted a gently nudge. Just don't know my own amazing strength sometimes." He apologized. "So, where we going, commander? That door over there looks like our best bet." He said, pointing to an exit to their left.

The Knights of Songbird: A Bioshock Roleplay

I'm fine. Sorry for being a little inactive, need to sit down and think up a post.

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yeah. We're a group of close friends.

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yosuke gasped as the floor was ripped out from under him, and the floor shook with an amazing intensity. He was already off balance since the first earthquake, so he fell in relatively easy. His only thought as he fell to a fate worse than death was Damnit Yosuke..

A musty, mildew like smell filled the air as Yosuke stirred. The floor creaked more than usual as he pulled himself up a little, still sitting on the corroded floorboards. The classroom looked, familiar, yet off. The desks were smaller, and disheveled, and the ceiling was much higher than usual. This place is giving me anxiety. Yosuke thought to himself as he got completely off the floor. He gave the room another look over from his now much more encompassing view, and noticed Naomi, passed out on the floor. He smiled to himself as he walked over to her. I may be trapped in Hell, or where ever this place is, but at least I have Her here to suffer with me.. Although he'd probably never admit it to anyone's face unless they black mailed him or something, Naomi was his favorite out of the group of friends he had acquired over the year. He may have even had or still does have some sort of romantic inclination toward her, though you'd need to threaten him with a knife to get info like that.

Yosuke walked over to Naomi, crouched down next to her, and poked her stomach repeatedly. "Hey, wake up sleepy head, we both finally got sent to Hell for our sins."

Corpse Party: Heavenly Curse

Yosuke yelped in surprise as the thunder sounded, accidentally dropping his paper doll piece. He freaked out, and looked around frantically for it. In the commotion of the earthquake, he had completely lost the probably very important doll piece. He cursed himself silently as he got up off of the creaky floor. He decided to not tell anyone about it, why worry them after the freaky earthquake that just occurred? Yosuke then asked "Is everyone alright?" before straightening his messengers bag and wiping the dust off of his jacket.

The Knights of Songbird: A Bioshock Roleplay

Lucas nodded to himself as Kennedy explained the mission. "Freakin' lowlifes, stealin' from the poor." Lucas said to himself as he got up and stretched. Then, the strangest thing Lucas had ever seen in his short life had happened. A portal to a broken down, soggy, prison looking hellhole opened up in the Knights' meeting place. Everyone else had noticed it too, so he wasn't hallucinating. In fact, Val had reached in, and pulled a man who mas beating an obviously weaker man. out. Lucas questioned his sanity while Val was beating the tar out of him.

More guards attempted to join in the fray before Mason downed some Murder of Crows and promptly fired it at them, the birds providing a nice distraction. Lucas slammed six bullets into the chamber of his Paddywhacker and lined up a shot, before firing, end the life of one of the guards, and spraying viscera on his friends. Lucas then unloaded the rest of his clip on the crowd, killing three more guardsmen before the familiar click notified Lucas that he needed to reload. "Cover me, I'm reloading!" Lucas said, as he scrambled for more bullets.