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6 yrs ago
Current I'm back, bitch.
9 yrs ago
Check out my Shounen RP! Again! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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10 yrs ago
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Still back, bitch.

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I'm down with Xander's backstory.
Amos viewed his Father and siblings' creation. A planet called earth. It was sparse at the moment, and need much more divine intervention. "Looks good." Amos said, a blank look on his face. He looked upon the land, and gave the earth sand. On the coasts, he made beaches, and where there was nothing he made deserts, and oasis's. Each fine particle of sand was his own creation, and he was happy. Then, under the ocean he placed his sand, taking care not to ruin his brother's creations. "Hmph. Is it alright?" He asked. He already knew the answer, of course, but still it was rude not to ask.
Dee is now officially a chick.
Actually, Dee is pretty Agender. I could change them, if you want. Their gender isn't super important to me, honestly.
Okay, I'm going to step out, I think. Ayz's out, Sutter doesn't post a lot, and Key just kinda... disappeared, and I'm really attached to that group. Way to much. But still, this updates a lot, and my creative juices aren't flowing enough to post consistently. Besides, I also seem to be overextending myself with all the RP's I'm joining.

So yeah, I'm gonna see myself out. Sorry guys, seeya on the flipside.
"Amos" is what I heard when I looked up how to pronounce "Sand" in Greek.
Yeah, but the GM has stated that it's immovable by all but Link, and also took the thing with him before walking eastward.
No, you aren't. I wasn't gonna say anything but, yeah, Bee, gonna want to edit your post dude.
Actually, I've invested myself in to many RP's recently. I'm going to have to pull out.
Matt's head swung around as he heard something snap, about the time after the pond guy was explaining his tone. Matt had no need for the explanation, he had dealt with people like that before, but that was neither here nor there. Back to the important things, a girl trying to be sneaky, keyword trying, had stepped on a branch like a moron and alerted everyone of her presence. Pond guy said something, but Matt was to busy giving his patented "you're an idiot" stare at forest lady to listen in. Suddenly, weird and strange creatures surround all of them.

"Yeah, that about sums up one of the thingies I'm seeing." Matt said to Pond guy, taking a glance at his pale face before looking at the monsters again. Then the Brown haired dude said something stupid again, before lying down and attempting to avoid the conflict entirely. "Dude, this is clearly just a lucid dream! Look, I'm gonna get us outta here." Matt said as he thought of a gun. It's shape, it's size, and how it was right in his pocket. He had done this trick before, it was easy. Matt reached in his pocket and pulled out... a phone.

"Uhh... maybe I did it wrong?" He said, before trying it again, this time with his left pocket. "C'mon... c'mon." he whispered as he visualized the gun. Out of his pocket came... a book. It was tiny, only one page, with a lightning bolt on the front. He opened up the book. The language was not English, yet still, he could understand it. He read it aloud, ignoring brown hair again.

"Yogldjjih rllagei S'smnrorouh." He read from the book, and a bolt of electricity came down from the sky and hit that rhino thing. "Shit!" Matt yelled, throwing his hands up in defense of the obvious onslaught of the creatures he provoked.
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