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Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

So right now it's just Slice of Life stuff since the Skull Heart hasn't appeared, right?

Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

Well then it looks like Jane's going to be wearing gloves for the duration of the story, fights and threats excluded.

Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

Ooooh, now I'm debating whether or not Jane's parasite should be illegal.

Protagonist Drop!

Yosuke stalked towards the hill emanating bitterness. Why was he even doing this stupid crap? The people here were probably just going to make fun of him or something. He was strangely compelled to go though, partly because he wanted to kick the crap out of them, partly because of the mystery. An envelopeless letter appearing in your mailbox, telling you to come to the hilltop near the edge of town. Besides, his room was getting kinda stuffy, might as well get out a little...

Yosuke inhaled some of the crisp twilight air. Yeah, yeah this was alright. He needed to take a step outside sometime. Preferably with a 3DS in hand. He took a look at the hilltop slowly growing bigger in his eyesight. There were people on it, ugh. Some idiots were arguing, a military man and some dude in a T-shirt Yosuke was sure wasn't related to Touhou, simply because no one who played Touhou went outside, himself excluded for the moment. There was also some emo looking loser, an excited idiot, and 2 chicks. With an exasperated sigh, he approached the hill. "Hate to break up your petty squabble, but who the hell called me here, and why?" He asked, hopefully breaking up the dumbass strife long enough for someone to respond to his question.

Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

which has forced strict restrictions on Parasites and their hosts from the domineering Canopy Kingdom.

@poog the pig

What kinda restrictions?

Protagonist Drop!

Alright, I'll begin typing up a post now.

Marvel/DC: The Coming Storm

Uhhhh, DS? You there, man? You're up to bat for posting, I think.

Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

Jane Vermillion in: Deadlock Cagematch!

Name: Jane Vermilion

Gender: Female

Race: Human (Canopy)

Age: 15

Birthday: April 13

Blood Type: B

Height: 5" 5'

Weight: 104 lbs.

Measurements: 21B-18-23

Likes: Pro-Wrestling, Being right, Being alone, A fair fight, Salty foods

Dislikes: Authority, Her parents, cheaters, Country music, hand sanitizer

Parasite/Living Weapon:
Franky is attached to Jane right hand. His eyes are where her knuckles would be, assuming her hand wasn't covered in him, and his mouth is at her palm. From his mouth, he spews intense fire, and fireballs. Franky is timid and stoic, often times staying silent and allowing Jane to do the talking. He doesn't feel much attachment to her, and simply fights with her because she is his host, and they would both die if he were not to pitch in in some situations. He also feels a sort of social obligation, as to not stain his parasite name. Were he able to use the Skull Heart's wish, he would want complete equality for all.

Appearance:

My Hider

Blockbusters:
Big Bang Attack -LV1- Franky spews a flaming napalm ball at the enemy that is multi-hit and slowly expands the farther it moves. This move deals a small amount of damage.
Sub-Atomic Backbreaker -LV2- Jane flaming uppercuts the opponent into the air, and knees them in the back on the way down. This move deals a decent amount of damage. Causes a hard knock down.
Say AAH! -LV3- Franky grows to a massive size and devours the opponent. While in his mouth Franky simultaneously chews and incinerates his opponent. He then spits them out, still on fire. Deals major damage.

Bio:
Soon after Jane was born, she was left on her aunt and uncle's doorstep by her parents. She grew up watching her uncle's old boxing match tapes and the such. She wanted to be a great fighter, like her hero Beowulf. To accomplish this, she decided to try and get a lot of practice in. She has been in many fights, mainly at school. She has been expelled numerous times, and even arrested for enacting vigilante justice on a criminal who tried to scam her. In the fight, the criminal managed to slice her hand so badly that it needed to be amputated. For about half a year, she was without one of her hands and her dreams of being a professional were crushed. Her grades dropped, and her aunt and uncle became concerned. Particularly her uncle, who supported her dream and was saddened over the loss. She was given a therapist to try and cope. After another one of her sessions that went pretty much nowhere, she was confronted by a parasite. He offered to be her replacement hand, if she was his host, as he was particularly desperate to get one at the time. She agreed ecstatically, and the two joined. That brings us to today, where the budding relationship of host and parasite is going to be tested by the ensuing chaos of the new skullgirl.

Skullgirls: Parasite's Paradise

I'll try and get my character done by tomorrow. Right now, I need sleep.

Jumping through the multi-verse

As he watched the Machamp flee, he looked back at the girl fighting it. "Nice work, I guess." He said, gently clutching his chest. He would need to get that wound checked out before it got infected, definitely. Suddenly though, the pokemon he was planning on launching an attack on, had started to flee. Some didn't make it far, as spears of some kind pierced them and drained them of their life. He scratched his head, and looked at where the weapons were coming from, and saw a horrifying tentacled beast, reminiscent of eldritch abominations. "Holy shit..." He mumbled. Suddenly, an appendage shot forth, aimed for the girl he was trying to get to help. Before he could react, she pimp slapped the thing into a tree, and the monster wailed in pain, before the injured tentacle retreated, and more shot forth in a different direction. Then, his friend Jymni joined the mix, unfortunately not dragging Brownhair with him. He directed his attention to the knife he had brought back, a helpful tool. "Keep it, for now. You need a weapon." He commanded. Then responded to his question. "Yeah, we're fighting that thing." He decided, before preparing to shout at the top of his lungs in the most demanding voice he could muster. Before he could speak, a loud and cold voice sprung forth, telling them to leave. He ignored it. "SCREW THAT NOISE! JOIN ME AND DEFEAT THE HENTAI MONSTER!" He screamed, before dodging all the tentacles shot at him by hiding behind a tree.