Avatar of Kalleth
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5 yrs ago
Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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9 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
9 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
9 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
9 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

Bio

I like language.

Speak to me.

And I'll tell you more.



Most Recent Posts

Make KILLER gains with down-on-their-luck chicken farmers.

You manifest the ability to cause random outbursts of horrible, terribly off-key singing and dancing. All the lyrics are hopelessly offensive.
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Congratulations to whomever wrote Shattered Realities for being a clever, clever bastard. :D I enjoyed that, even though you made me scroll. A lot. :P
Name: Salim of Raydir
Age: 17
Ethnicity: A medium brownish
Vices: Stealing and Gambling

Personality: Salim is quiet and shy, preferring complete silence. He had begun to equate loud noises with the shouts of accusation of thievery, and sounds tend to throw off his probability calculations. He genuinely tries to be polite and courteous with everyone, so that he could justify looting their pockets as a sort of diplomacy tax.

History: Salim's father was one of the new converts to the Vicarian faith in the western borders of the old empire, before its decline. To show his devotion to the new faith, he sent his youngest child to act as both diplomat and student in the church. At the tender age of 15, he arrived at the city gates, and quickly became enamored with the life of the priests. Specifically, the secret one they don't want people to know about. His natural aptitude for quick mathematics was put to darker uses in the gambling dens under the nose of the Vicarian inquisitors, and his quick fingers always gave him a convenient loan when he ran short. Without the guiding hand of his father (not that he had much time for his sixth child), Salim had begun to turn away from the values taught by his new religion.

Equipment: An abacus, a thick book of theology, and a stack of ill-gotten banknotes.

Appearance: Salim is short and rail thin, with a pair of tiny spectacles always perched on his nose. He has a bit of a moustache stretching across his upper lip. He lets his hair grow out long, which he ties back into a tail.


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BONUS POINTS FOR LORE-SPINNING!

GET YERSELF INTER THE CS RANKS YE THIEVIN' PREISTY BASTARD!

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In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Is anybody going to help Jordan? He's kinda drowning right now...
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Kalleth thats ok. I under explain and leave out details.

If we fuse together, we could become the perfext explanation.


Because I overexplain? XD Yeah, I do. Does that make me a bad RPer? Probably. Oh well. I'm that guy you skim through and roll your eyes at. I'm a hardcore tryhard casual player who knows no limit to the insanity he will attempt to weave from nothing!
Banned for having a dead puppy avatar. :(

And having a sig that shows Pikachu getting abused. :( :(
"Any man who must say I am the King is no true Shitlord."

-Tywin Lannister

"You know pussy, Jon Snow."

-Ygritte the Wildling

"A mind needs porn like a sword needs a whetstone."

-Tyrion Lannister
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In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Sorry @Zelosse. Trying to over-explain myself aren't I?
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