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“ On ******, officials found five bodies in scattered locations throughout a Tuscany meat plant. Autopsy of one strangely failed to pick up any physical evidence while another three, as described in a statement by Chief of Police, simply ‘collapsed’ of heart failure. The final body was only salvaged in pieces, thrown into a meat grinder hours prior to investigation — whether the individual was alive or dead beforehand is a point of contention.
“Of the four identifiable bodies, each worked for Tuscany Meat Incorporated in some manner. Of the bodies found were Clance Jones, janitorial worker; Matthew Lannister, factory manager; Lana Perez, additional factory manager; and Chief Executive Officer of the company, Andrew “Andy” Cougar. Family of Cougar have reacted turbantly to the news, proclaiming his death as premeditated. And while we have to see a clear report on the events transpired here, it’s important to consider Cougar, one of the victims of heart failure, having no record of cardiovascular hardships prior to his passing — the same which applies to victims Perez and Lannister.
“Interviews will be conducted within the company between high- and mid-level executives to identify any malevolent intent. The Chief of Police claims Cougar’s will described competition between C-levels as a “pressure point,” bound to boil over. With the tension of Cougar’s family likewise bared on law enforcement, as well as a clamoring of Cougar’’s followers attached to the man’s public persona, we should see a continuation of the investigation, to determine if massacre truly did occur here on Tuscany property.
“This is Dan Wells from Evening News. We’ll keep you posted. ”
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