@Karl Kadaver Balls-to-the-wall at a ball! Get it? ...get it? ...Okay...
WELL I'M UPPER UPPER CLASS, HIGH SOCIETY
Toby's just saying...Natalia's got the biggest balls of them all.
Karl Kadaver
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STATUS: I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;) 9 yrs ago
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I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;)
10 yrs ago
Proper spelling and grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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10 yrs ago
"RP DM" when said aloud sounds like "Carpe Diem". Coincidence? I think not.
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Haven't said anything here for a while. Let's keep it that way.
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10 yrs ago
Stumpiversary is coming up in a little over a month! ^_^
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Almost everything you need to know about me is here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers..
Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*
Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"
Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*
Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"
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Toby's just saying...Natalia's got the biggest balls of them all.
Emily stood and mouthed the words Thank you to Roger as Robbie delivered his just-sincere-enough apology. Then she clapped her hands on her knees and addressed the children. "Okay! Who wants to go inside and play? We have all kinds of fun toys and books for you all to play with." She then turned toward Roger and said quietly, "I'll see you later."
Kenny grinned when Miss Emily mentioned toys and, for a few moments, forgot the fear that he had just moments ago. He broke into a light run as he made his way inside and to the large playroom. Multi colored mats covered one section of the floor, along with several foam letters and numbers, and there were even a few toy foam swords and wands lying about. Several clear totes were stacked neatly along the walls; each one containing a different variety of toy: one contained cars and other vehicles, while another contained small action figures, and still another contained animals of varying shapes and sizes.
Emily went inside after the other children entered. She told them, "Miss Madeline isn't feeling good, so she won't be here with us. For the time being, feel free to play with whatever you want, and come to me if you have any questions or troubles and I'll do my best to help you." After smiling brightly at the children, she walked over to one of the high-up cabinets and withdrew a developmental psychology textbook, then sat down in the Reading Nook and started reading it, while glancing up at the children from time to time.
Kenny saw that a world of possibilities had been opened to him, and he found it slightly overwhelming. When he was at home, he would usually ask his mommy if he could play the Wii, or he'd open the toy chest in the living room and play with his castle and knight action figures, but here...
He turned to Robbie with uncertainty and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Kenny grinned when Miss Emily mentioned toys and, for a few moments, forgot the fear that he had just moments ago. He broke into a light run as he made his way inside and to the large playroom. Multi colored mats covered one section of the floor, along with several foam letters and numbers, and there were even a few toy foam swords and wands lying about. Several clear totes were stacked neatly along the walls; each one containing a different variety of toy: one contained cars and other vehicles, while another contained small action figures, and still another contained animals of varying shapes and sizes.
Emily went inside after the other children entered. She told them, "Miss Madeline isn't feeling good, so she won't be here with us. For the time being, feel free to play with whatever you want, and come to me if you have any questions or troubles and I'll do my best to help you." After smiling brightly at the children, she walked over to one of the high-up cabinets and withdrew a developmental psychology textbook, then sat down in the Reading Nook and started reading it, while glancing up at the children from time to time.
Kenny saw that a world of possibilities had been opened to him, and he found it slightly overwhelming. When he was at home, he would usually ask his mommy if he could play the Wii, or he'd open the toy chest in the living room and play with his castle and knight action figures, but here...
He turned to Robbie with uncertainty and asked, "What do you want to do?"
I'm the GM! I'll do what I want!
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I don't have time to post now (I'm at work). I'll do it in a couple of hours.
Ah, yeah, that's right... Shall we move on then?
I'm going to wait for @RomanAria before Miss Emily takes everyone inside.
"I'm telling you, as your bodyguard, I think this is an absolutely terrible idea."
"I mean it, Nat. See these monitors? On any given one at any given time is someone who -Wants. To. Kill. You.-"
"If you -must- have this soiree, I insist you use a body double."
"I understand that being cooped up underground can drive a person mad, but you simply -must- listen to reason!"
And yet, Nat did not listen to reason. And as her subordinate, all Leo could do was grin and bear it. As they took the elevator to the mall where the Masquerade Ball was to be held, his eyes wandered about her figure. He had to admit, as terrible of an idea as this was, he likely wouldn't have had another opportunity to see her dolled up like this. She looked good. 'Fit', to use the vernacular. And he hadn't seen her this happy in a good, long time. And her expression wasn't the cheeky smile that she usually flashed at him when she was being scolded by him, but a true, genuine smile.
As the door opened and Nat made her way into the crowd, Leo remarked, "Glad you're happy." Although he meant it sincerely, his tone suggested that he still didn't think this was a good idea. And that's why the pistol that was in his holster was no mere prop.
Amira scowled at her coworker. The girl under her gaze shifted her eyes nervously left and right, quite unsure of what to do. In fact, Amira wasn't quite sure what to do; she wasn't supposed to be working today, and in fact, the girl hadn't actually done anything wrong.
It was her costume. The girl was dressed a Victorian waitress, as were most of the catering staff, whereas Amira was dressed as the "Lady of the Lake" of Arthurian legend. For a brief moment, Amira considered trading costumes with the girl, they were roughly the same size, and if the girl refused, she could simply knock her out and take her costume.
But...she was under orders. The day before, Amira had received a package with the dreaded costume inside, along with a note from Natalia herself. The Headmistress expected her to wear this costume. 'You'll look so cute!' the letter said.
Amira let out a low growl of frustration and sent the waitress away, while swiping a glass of red wine from the tray the girl had been carrying. After taking a sip, she glanced down at her dress, which she had to admit, did make her look sort of cute...she supposed...
Toby was at first reluctant to enter the mall again after what happened roughly a week ago...two weeks ago? He couldn't even remember how long it had been since that girl, Lyra, caused him to lose control. But word had gotten to him that Artemis would be there. He hadn't had any meaningful contact with her since she went unconscious, and he meant to remedy that now. He adjusted the surgical mask that he wore, then he opened the lab coat he was wearing as he took in the sights of the ball. Man, Miss Dawson went balls-to-the-wall with this place. Where's she get the money for all of it?
"I mean it, Nat. See these monitors? On any given one at any given time is someone who -Wants. To. Kill. You.-"
"If you -must- have this soiree, I insist you use a body double."
"I understand that being cooped up underground can drive a person mad, but you simply -must- listen to reason!"
And yet, Nat did not listen to reason. And as her subordinate, all Leo could do was grin and bear it. As they took the elevator to the mall where the Masquerade Ball was to be held, his eyes wandered about her figure. He had to admit, as terrible of an idea as this was, he likely wouldn't have had another opportunity to see her dolled up like this. She looked good. 'Fit', to use the vernacular. And he hadn't seen her this happy in a good, long time. And her expression wasn't the cheeky smile that she usually flashed at him when she was being scolded by him, but a true, genuine smile.
As the door opened and Nat made her way into the crowd, Leo remarked, "Glad you're happy." Although he meant it sincerely, his tone suggested that he still didn't think this was a good idea. And that's why the pistol that was in his holster was no mere prop.
Amira scowled at her coworker. The girl under her gaze shifted her eyes nervously left and right, quite unsure of what to do. In fact, Amira wasn't quite sure what to do; she wasn't supposed to be working today, and in fact, the girl hadn't actually done anything wrong.
It was her costume. The girl was dressed a Victorian waitress, as were most of the catering staff, whereas Amira was dressed as the "Lady of the Lake" of Arthurian legend. For a brief moment, Amira considered trading costumes with the girl, they were roughly the same size, and if the girl refused, she could simply knock her out and take her costume.
But...she was under orders. The day before, Amira had received a package with the dreaded costume inside, along with a note from Natalia herself. The Headmistress expected her to wear this costume. 'You'll look so cute!' the letter said.
Amira let out a low growl of frustration and sent the waitress away, while swiping a glass of red wine from the tray the girl had been carrying. After taking a sip, she glanced down at her dress, which she had to admit, did make her look sort of cute...she supposed...
Toby was at first reluctant to enter the mall again after what happened roughly a week ago...two weeks ago? He couldn't even remember how long it had been since that girl, Lyra, caused him to lose control. But word had gotten to him that Artemis would be there. He hadn't had any meaningful contact with her since she went unconscious, and he meant to remedy that now. He adjusted the surgical mask that he wore, then he opened the lab coat he was wearing as he took in the sights of the ball. Man, Miss Dawson went balls-to-the-wall with this place. Where's she get the money for all of it?
Was my post alright though? I think it's good, but I did it in 35 minutes so I wasn't sure! ^-^;
Well worth the wait. Very good! :D
I've done the same for years. I have countless documents from many long-dead RPs.
I like how we've got a pretty well rounded DnD party with our heroes right now.
Let's see...
Sir Kenny - Tank/Paladin
Professor Robot-Builder-Guy - Alchemist/Summoner?
Princess Casey - White Mage/Healer/Tactician
Master P - Melee DPS/Heavy Hitter
Captain Plankbeard - Ranged DPS/Rogue
Sprinkes - Shapeshifter Druid
Sarra the Sapphire - Nuker/Black Mage
How close am I? :)
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