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    1. Karl Kadaver 9 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;)
8 yrs ago
Proper spelling and grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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8 yrs ago
"RP DM" when said aloud sounds like "Carpe Diem". Coincidence? I think not.
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8 yrs ago
Haven't said anything here for a while. Let's keep it that way.
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8 yrs ago
Stumpiversary is coming up in a little over a month! ^_^
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Bio

Almost everything you need to know about me is here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers..

Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*

Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"

Most Recent Posts

Name: Lapin Delacroix
Role: SOLDIER 2
Location: Bone Village
Tags: @Sarcelle Renard @Renny



Lapin was too focused on getting a straight answer from the scientist who was attempting to leave that she initially ignored Beryl's first request to pursue. She stopped when the scientist replied to her and wordlessly beckoned the SOLDIERs with her to stop as well.

The scientist replied to her request in a typically dismissal manner, but something seemed fishy to her. Wouldn't the Lead be handling the specimen if it was so important to Hojo, and not some nameless lab coat?

As well, she was well aware of how the SOLDIERs under her command felt about her: they weren't fond of her command style, but they respected her. The two SOLDIERs in front of her now looked more like they were ready to fight.

Too much was wrong here, and she knew that Beryl felt it, too when he asked again for orders. She didn't even have to look at him to tell that he was gripping his weapon. She narrowed her eyes at the lab coat, but spoke a command to the SOLDIERs in front of her first. "Step aside. I want to see this 'scientist's' credentials." Then, as she reached behind her for her shield, she addressed Beryl and Rowan: "Apprehend him.




Name: Landon Milonas
Role: Turk
Location: Junon Residential District


"This is an announcement for all Turks in the Junon Residential District. The hacker is attempting to deceive us by sending fake signals in varying locations. However, by doing so, the hacker has exposed themselves as being in the Junon Residential District as none of the signals have hit that area. Please investigate any suspicious buildings."

Landon looked skyward as Short-Tank's voice rang out over the loudspeakers in the Residential District. He punched his robotic palm as he exclaimed, "Nice job, Short-Tank! Now that he thought about it, he had spied something weird as he was patrolling the main street: There was an apartment that had papers covering the insides of the windows. He had dismissed it at first as being some shut-in's way of closing themselves to the outside world, but maybe there was something more to it...

He bolted back to the apartment building and looked up at the windows, easily finding the one that was covered in newspapers. Third floor. Not too bad of a hike. As he ran to the door, he charged the Quake materia in his arm. As soon as he was within arm's reach, he threw a robotic punch, smashing the door from its hinges. He didn't have a lock pick on his arm, and with most of the Residential District being evacuated, he didn't have to be subtle. Quickly scanning the area, he found the nearest stairwell and started running upward, to the third floor.
Name: Lapin Delacroix
Role: SOLDIER 2
Location: Bone Village
Tags: @Sarcelle Renard @Renny



Lapin nodded her head in satisfaction, both at Beryl's answer and his willingness to replace his helmet. "I completely understand, Vagrant. Your honesty and forthrightness will certainly be noted in my next report." She then turned to Rowan and flashed a quick, but smug, smirk. "You could learn something from Vagrant here, Tuesti." She was about to dismiss the two soldiers, her mind already whirring and coming up with a way to be more proactive in rooting out the AVALANCHE infiltrators, when she heard the familiar whine of a helicopter engine.

She held up her fist and looked around. "Hold on, what's that?" She looked toward the source of the sound and spied four men heading toward the helicopter, one of them holding a briefcase. "You two, with me," she said to the two soldiers. She then started heading toward the other four men while raising her hand.

"Hey there! No one leaves or enters Bone Village without my knowing! State your purpose!" She had no reason to believe that anything sinister was happening, but protocols were protocols, and she finally had something to do.




Name: Landon Milonas
Role: Turk
Location: Junon Residential District
Tags: None



We're not SOLDIERS, and we're not infantrymen. Remember that...especially you, Milonas. I know you're itching for a fight, but you're a Turk. While the troops handle the proverbial stingers and claws, we're going right for the head. Find the hacker, and we can end this mess quickly.

A lone man wearing navy blue suit pants and a clean, white, pressed shirt strode down the main street towards the base proper. As far as Landon knew, most of the action was happening on the base proper, what with the robots attacking Shinra troops; it was all hands on deck, as they say. As he loosened his tie with his robotic hand, he slipped his hand into his back pocket and withdrew a worn photograph. The photo showed a him, but younger, and quite dirtier. He was standing next to a woman close to his age who had mousey brown hair and was wearing an outfit similar to his. They were both grinning like big goofballs, the joke shared between them long lost to the passage of time. "This ain't Corel, Rox...but sure sounds like it." His tie now properly loosened, he grinned. "My kinda place." He gently slipped the photo back into his pocket, then mused to himself: "Bet those guys are havin' a hell of a time."

Landon, being that he wasn't versed in the finer arts of hacking and computer science, set himself to the task of 'beating the streets,' waiting for a call from any of the others in case they got a location.
Name: Lapin Delacroix
Role: SOLDIER 2
Location: Bone Village
Tags: @Sarcelle Renard @Renny



Lapin soon got a response to her question, but she didn't anticipate the source: Vagrant, a 3rd Class SOLDIER under her command. "Sorry. I didn't mean to eavesdrop. You must be new?"

Her expression quickly turned from one of relaxation to the stern "hard ass" expression that many of her soldiers have come to expect. How dare anyone disrespect her, a SOLDIER in her second year of command? She opened her mouth to reply, but of course, Rowan had to get in his two gil: ”You realize you’re talking to our commanding officer, right?”

She took a slight breath, cursing to herself and wondering why no one ever wanted to wear the gods' damned helmets, then replied sternly to Rowan, "I don't need anyone to speak for me, Tuesti." Then she turned toward Beryl. "But he's correct, I am your commanding officer; I'm hardly new."

A thought flitted through her mind: Is being in one's second year really experienced, though? This is, after all, my first mission beyond Midgar's walls."

She spoke once more. "But, since you're here, Vagrant, maybe you can answer my question: Since I spied you doing a patrol earlier, maybe you can inform me as to the morale of my men?" In her mind, she threw up her hands in disgust, but outwardly the only evidence of this thought was a slight twitch of her fingertips. "And I completely understand that it's hard to see out of, and that they are quite heavy, and your sweat stays inside; believe me, I've heard every single complaint about these thrice-damned helmets, but it is part of your uniform and a measure of safety against attack. Place it back in your head, before I do it for you!"

Name: Lapin Delacroix
Role: SOLDIER 2
Location: Bone Village
Tags: @Sarcelle Renard @Renny


It was the same moment that Lapin heard footsteps approaching that she saw Rowan from her peripheral vision. She tensed up, expecting him to whine at her about his post or some nonsense. To her surprise, however, he seemed sympathetic to her...in his own sarcastic way. A way that she would only have tolerated from someone she had known since childhood.

In an instant, she had visions of a social event that they had both attended as preteens. Much like right now, they had been both bored to death. Only this time, instead of ambient, inoffensive music and humdrum conversations, the background noise was the sounds of picks and dirt being moved about. It seemed like such a long time ago…

As she turned to face him, a flash of annoyance crossed her face when she noticed he wasn’t wearing his helmet, but still being awash in childhood memories, she smirked at her charge. "Well, they’ve ‘narrowed’ their search, but honestly, I think he said that just to get me to leave.” She huffed in a way that Rowan would’ve recognized, since he had often been on the receiving end of such an expression. “If I were in charge of this operation, we would’ve already found what we were looking for and be on our way home.” She frowned and glanced downward for a few moments, before straightening up and taking a more authoritative tone. “Put on your helmet and walk with me.”

As she started to walk, under her breath, but loud enough for him to hear, she huffed, “Honestly, Rowan, have some professionalism.” Then, more quietly, she added, “We all know your hair looks nice, but you’re a SOLDIER.”

She didn’t have a particular destination in mind, so she strode over to the nearest dig site and watched the diggers as they did their work. “I get that the men want something to do other than do the same patrols over and over again.” The tone of her voice had lost the authority it previously had, and had now taken a tone that would’ve suggested to her other soldiers that maybe she was human after all. “Unfortunately, I’m at the mercy of the Science Team.” She absently kicked a small pebble. “Patrolling the slums of Midgar was better than this.” She leaned back on her heels and put her hands on her hips as she glanced skyward. “I like to think you’re my ‘man on the inside.’ How is morale right now?” This wasn’t exactly something that consumed Lapin’s thoughts, but she wanted to make small talk with her old frenemy, just to keep her mind occupied until either the Science Team found what they were looking for, or the AVALANCHE members revealed themselves...or more likely, both.
@Karl KadaverLapin is going to have 2 SOLDIERs under her. :)


This ought to be interesting. :D
Name: Lapin Delacroix
Role: SOLDIER 2
Location: Bone Village
Tag: None

"Ugh! I am SO bored!"

Lapin's eye twitched ever so slightly and she grimaced as she walked past the 3rd Class SOLDIER under her command. When a long, loud sigh escaped the man's lips, Lapin turned on her heel and faced her subordinate. Despite being shorter than he, as she stepped toward him, he took a step back. "If you are so bored," Lapin scolded, "Maybe you should go on a patrol around the perimeter again." She stood as tall as she could as she glanced around at several other idle SOLDIERS and Shinra troops. "Take some friends with you, too, if you want someone to talk to." With that command, she swiftly turned away from him and strode away, taking note of the exasperated sigh he probably thought she wouldn't hear.

When she was had gotten a sufficient distance away from him, her shoulders slumped and she let out a sigh of her own. There were days, she mused, that the burden of being a commander weighed on her. Today was one of those days. According to reports, the Science Team hadn't found what they were looking for, and the troops were getting antsy. Even Lapin, whose unbridled excitement of all things archeological led her to volunteer for this escort mission, was secretly hoping that the allegedly hidden AVALANCHE members would just expose themselves so she and her unit could apprehend them and get some much-needed action.

Soon, her destination was in view: The Science Team's tent. With all of the authority that her position afforded her, she lifted the flap and let herself in. Within, she found the team's lead, along with a few other archaeologists clad in the Shinra Science team uniform, barely a speck of dust to be found. The real work was being done by their underlings who slaved away in their evenly spaced quadrants throughout the camp.

The lead scientist glanced up from his maps and adjusted his spectacles. "Ah, Miss Delacroix. Always a pleasure." His barely contained annoyance wasn't lost on the young SOLDIER, but she didn't care.

"I prefer to be called 'Ma'am'; I didn't apply to and pass the SOLDIER exams to be called 'Miss'." Lapin waited for him to grunt an acknowledgment before continuing. "I'm also not here for small talk."

"Of course...Ma'am. To what do I owe this pleasure?"

"What progress have you made in finding your artifact? My men are..." She stopped herself before she said something improper. After quickly collecting her thoughts, she continued. "I'm sure even your superiors are wanting to see any results by now."

The Lead pulled his glasses down and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Ugh, are even the grunts breathing down my neck now? Look, Ma'am, we are doing our best with what we have. When every day is plagued with new murmurings of bloody AVALANCHE insurrections at every turn...well, the work has been going more slowly than hoped." He paused, then added, "We're narrowing our search and we should be seeing results soon." He pushed his glasses back up on his nose, then addressed Lapin as one would a small child. "And if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to speak to my team about how we're going to narrow our focus without any more interruptions, please and thank you."

Lapin pursed her lips, but restrained herself, knowing that discretion is the better part of valor. "Good," she replied curtly. She turned on her heel and left the tent as brusquely as when she had entered.

Finding herself alone once again, she surveyed the area and sighed. It was going to be another long day.
I'm still planning on having Lapin be at Bone Village, but I'm waiting on @Sarcelle Renard, since they've said that they want their character to be a subordinate of mine.

If they don't show up, I can probably whip up a RP post this afternoon/evening/night.




Here's my CS for review!



Also, a quick question: What would happen if Lapin tried to use Cure on Raithen? What with his whole necrotizing/zombie-like qualities.
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