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Syrzan sat alone in his seat still, scanning the room for any delicious looking heads, the bigger the better,the brain will taste.
Of course he would prefer a child over an adult brain, such purity in innocence.
But at this moment, he'd settle for just about anything, and that's when his eyes fell upon such beauty.
The Illithid glided over the floor, his robe trailing from behind, as he came to a stop, standing over a young man's enormous sized head.
He ran his hands gently over the servant's head, caressing the baldness.
The servant gulped, and squeaked "May I be of service to thee?"
"You have such a magnificent cranium."
"Uh tha..thank you sir..eh madam..uh"
Syrzan pushed the servant away, "No This will not do, I'm not devouring a stuttering idiot's brain."
A young woman walked by carrying a tray of mugs.
"Excuse me, may I touch your cranium?" "Young lady, wench... come back here, I simply just want to talk, I promise. "
Of course he would prefer a child over an adult brain, such purity in innocence.
But at this moment, he'd settle for just about anything, and that's when his eyes fell upon such beauty.
The Illithid glided over the floor, his robe trailing from behind, as he came to a stop, standing over a young man's enormous sized head.
He ran his hands gently over the servant's head, caressing the baldness.
The servant gulped, and squeaked "May I be of service to thee?"
"You have such a magnificent cranium."
"Uh tha..thank you sir..eh madam..uh"
Syrzan pushed the servant away, "No This will not do, I'm not devouring a stuttering idiot's brain."
A young woman walked by carrying a tray of mugs.
"Excuse me, may I touch your cranium?" "Young lady, wench... come back here, I simply just want to talk, I promise. "
@Kenshi There are skeletal servants but there can be human ones too!
A must tend to other brain eating, supper time, but Syrzan will be looking for a delicious servant or 2.
These servants, they are Humanoid, yes? @Mae
Emergency quest added! good luck fine wizards, I salute thee.
How did Dark cloud's kobold get here lol jk
CLOSED GAME OVER CLOSED
Syrzan:
That's very amusing dear child, but this was close as I could find to eating your brain 😲
RISE OF THE MACHINES
RTD D6
1. FUMBLE/JAMMED 《lose next turn》
2. MISS
3. GRAZE TARGET 《Minor wound》
4. HIT 《serious wound 》
5. CRITICAL HIT 《 Heavy severe wound》
6. DEATH/KILL 《DEAD》
1. FUMBLE/JAMMED 《lose next turn》
2. MISS
3. GRAZE TARGET 《Minor wound》
4. HIT 《serious wound 》
5. CRITICAL HIT 《 Heavy severe wound》
6. DEATH/KILL 《DEAD》
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