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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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What's with all these doubleposts?
TwistedSun said
*shivers*


Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna have fun. Definitely not having some guy names Charles do anything in Vanjana. No reason I mentioned the major religion. Nope. Definitely didn't try to make it obvious it could enable a religious warfare that people would sympathize with. Charles won't be 15 either. I promise.

Did I mention how much Vanjana has nothing to do with blue and yellow? Because it has nothing to do with that. Anyone that says otherwise is lying. Those colors don't involve anyone's flag, not at all. I'm not making a historical reference, why would I do that?

MOVE ALONG. THIS ISN'T THE REFERENCE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
darkwolf687 said
I may be interested in striking a few agreements and making some new friends myself...


The United Vanjanan Empire wishes to use you as a shield under the guise of us being allies.

Uh... I mean, alliance?

*Hides old men carrying pikes and vomiting sailors*

darkwolf687 said
Damn it! I do not have the mist powerful navy! As an island this simply cannot stand! Buuiiiilllldddd mooooaaaarrr shiiiiiiiippppsss


*Shoves plans for Ships of Line towards ambassador*

"Alllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy uuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
Oh, do I have the perfect species for this one...
Oh, do I have the perfect species for this one...
WilsonTurner said
This ain't Star Wars, and movie characters are always OP. You can't be OP here, so what you see in movies = nada


You should be able to have individual characters who are movie-level. I mean, I do have a character who destroyed a weapon that immobilized who knows how many soldiers by charging it head on with a pistol. She also killed a dictator. She did both of these at the same time. Her last name means "Famous Warrior", and she's Russian. She also grew up in Siberia.

If there's anything more movie than that, then I don't want to know what it is.
WilsonTurner said
This ain't Star Wars, and movie characters are always OP. You can't be OP here, so what you see in movies = nada


You should be able to have individual characters who are movie-level. I mean, I do have a character who destroyed a weapon that immobilized who knows how many soldiers by charging it head on with a pistol. She also killed a dictator. She did both of these at the same time. Her last name means "Famous Warrior", and she's Russian. She also grew up in Siberia.

If there's anything more movie than that, then I don't want to know what it is.
Balena_Rex said
I am dog


I thought that was my line!
Balena_Rex said
*snip*


Well then.

I guess I'll go with the east-

duck55223 said
*snip*


OH COME ON.

Oh well. I'll go with the location which I have named "Boringsville Desert of Nothingless". Which is that really boring stretch of land in the middle of the continent. I guess I'll have a city there. I'll name it Boringtown. My nation will be called Boringtopia. My people will be known as "Borings". The currency will be the Boring, which is made out of Boring gold which is only found in Boringtopia.

In other words, I will do literally anything for that central peninsula or part of the eastern one.
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