Well, I spend 99% of my time in Freeform Sci-Fi NRPs. So I'm definitely the second one, which doesn't exactly translate well when I write outside of NRP.
I demand that they join the UN, then use my newfound political power as the man who made first contact and also presumably the Secretary General since I was ALLOWED to make contact to turn the UN into a single political entity. Humanity now technically controls a galactic empire.
I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?<br><br>EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.</div>