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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

Most Recent Posts

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"Can you eat? I mean, I can't really make out your esophagus."
This wasn't what I expected when I saw the title.

But it is much, MUCH, better.
Let's not delete this one, it's just funny.
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WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER
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"I'm sure Miss Crazybitch could kill the maybe two cops in the front. It is Miss, right? I'm just going to assume you're not married."
So now that spam is having fancy little chats about grammer, has spam become sophisticated and shit? If so, who the fuck is going to host the tea parties?


Someone get those people from the thread full of Brits.


Aside from being strong enough to break California off of the mainland if targeted correct (therefore creating new beachside real estate), there's NO WAY Superman would be able to outrun it.


Fat Man? Please, the real life version is way more powerful.
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