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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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I was betting the guy copying my math homework for a few seconds, then he simply looked at me and said "Islamic gommunism" and went back to work.
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My backpack had nothing to say about it.
The guy next to me in chem said "I love it when guys pull back my hair."
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The stool my humidifier is sitting on is definitely made of plastic.
In Drain Flies 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
A friend of mine has an entire room in their house they call the "Shit Room". It's full of random shit from multiple decades ago, and is also where they let their pets run free. It smells like hamster shit, probably because that's what's in there. There is not a bathtub in his house that is open, his room is soundproofed by the sheer number of clothes all over and it and posters piled on top of posters. The basement is technically furnished, but is really just full of random shit. There's a bed in there, but you wouldn't know because it's piled in moldy clothes that haven't been moved in ten years. There are multiple old game consoles that have turned into ant farms naturally, and you can't see what the couches actually look like through the piles of clothes, pillows, and a VHS tape here and there on top of them. The only thing that you can sit on that isn't covered in something is an exercise bike.

The real kicker is that he's fifteen and this is his parent's house.
I'm just gonna assume this involves the temporal vortex that brought Columbia to China, because that's clearly the most plausible explanation.

Oh God that actually makes sense if you don't think about it long enough.
I need to reach over to pull the chips back to me because the petting pushed them away.
In I'm shocked 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
transparrallel universe!!!! multiverses! omniverses! it's all true ALL TRUE


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