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2 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
3 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
6 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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6 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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6 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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In I did it 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@catchamber Established communism as Marx would have wanted.
O fuk he figgered it out.
In I did it 7 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
My friend and I bought french fries at lunch. We put them in the same container and shared them. This is true communism, it's over the class war has been won.
All holidays are tools of the bourgeoisie to exploit the working class.
Here's my WIP app, to give you an idea of what you're going to get from me.

I'm hiking down to the Amazon to harvest cacao beans by sneaking into corporate farms, then bringing them back here to make into chocolate (using shoplifted ingredients of course) using a stove I built myself. Because I'm basically a lifestylist.
@Arkaquiavel Actually, if North Korea tried anything of major importance China would probably blitz them and just set up another opressive puppet government in the region. China wants a buffer state, not the whole peninsula. During the big showdown where it looked like the cease-fire might be broken last year, China stationed mobile forces on their border with North Korea in what appeared to be preparation for an attack. For all we know, that might have been enough to make them stand down. It really boils down to whether or not China wants to deal with beating back American attacks, occupying a heavily populated and vehemently independent South Korea, and risking the possibility of the total destruction of Earth's entire biosphere.
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no u


I'm gonna actually be serious here: I really don't think there's an explanation beyond the one I already gave earlier. It's all connected to the recession's impact on culture, and the seemingly ever-approaching threat of a full-on cyberpunk dystopia.
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Elon Musk? Ew.

You really think I'm cool with the idea of skyscraper sized space dildos that shit out methane?


The alternative being antigravity?

As much as I hate him for turning space into a commodity, I do love me some space dildos
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Yes


Well you really shouldn't.
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