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When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Colony 257
"I am Deca-Commander Duheil of the Abh Star Forces." Says the Abh leader, she then points to another one of the Abh. "This is Military Doctor Ramrïural." She then points to the final of the three Abh "This is Aviator Dïuaséc, the human's name is Clark, and the Draconian... say, what is your name?"
The Draconian sighs, and looks Duheil in the eyes.
"I don't have one."
"Oh." It's clear she has no idea what to say, so she changes the subject. "Anyways, we had better get going. If we run into anyone, leave the fighting to us. We were bred for this."
To anyone without an understanding of Abh culture, that would seem like a literal statement. However, for an Abh it was much more. She had just said that protecting the family and the boy was the very reason they exist, and such a statement is just as important to an Abh as it would be to a human.

Shuroh, Unknown Galaxy
"I don't know how you figured that out, but the lab boys say that your crazy contraption could actually work! What do you say about a partnership, Miss...?"
The woman had spent weeks drawing up plans for the device that Fergus had told her to create, but she needed help. A lot of help. Negative energy wasn't even thought of, and particle accelerators were still billion-dollar projects taken on by governments. She had gone to the largest corporation on the planet, well, mostly on the planet. So far, they held a monopoly on space travel, with a total of three missions launched into low orbit.
"Call me Lahna, and I accept your proposal on one condition."
"What's that?"
"I get to command the ship and choose where it goes first. You will also provide me with complete control of your R&D section, along with the entire spaceflight division. In return for the extra control, I will also give you advanced medical technology and the ability to counteract gravity with the same negative energy used by the space-time folding device."
"Why, of course! You'll get all the resources you need for this experiment, I'll make sure our puppet companies and states give you control. Seventy aerial steamships will also be allocated to you for transport of goods."
"Perfect! We'll have people outside the system within the decade!"
'Lahna' left the building, stepping out into the smog of what might as well be considered the capital of the corporation. The smog was actually normal for any city, as technology on Shuroh caused extreme pollution, what with it being based mostly on steam power and all. She looked up to see a huge airliner, belching exhaust out of a dozen or so ports to its aft. Soot fell from it as it steamed on, hitting the umbrellas of the citizens during its slow fall downwards. She called a cab, which was constructed out of incredibly light and weak materials to allow it to be propelled by electricity instead of the alternative land steamers found in some of the less advanced nations. A few international credits were pressed into the driver's hand, as Lahna ordered him to drive her to the airport, where she planned to catch a liner to the capital what everyone considered the most advanced nation.
After all, a single corporation, no matter how large, wouldn't cut it for this huge of a project.
Colony 257
The group emerged from the tunnel inside the diner's freezer, and the light was strangely off. This did not make the human happy at all. The Abh and Draconian were fine though, which just combined with the fact that he had to be carried in the human's mind. It seemed like literally every other species was physically superior. They debated whether to go out and ask, but they decided against it. Soldiers might be eating at or inspecting the diner, and nobody wanted to fire off a weapon with such a high civilian density. After what seemed like hours of waiting, but was in fact only a few minutes, someone came in. They quickly jumped him and pinned him to the wall, not wanting to take any chances. He obviously had no idea who they were, but they could clearly see him due to their enhanced eyesight. The leader went up to him and activated her flashlight, so he could see her clearly.
"Earth Alliance Military, no harm intended."
Her automatic translator worked just fine in delivering the message, and he relaxed a slight bit. It became clear he wasn't the enemy.
"Johny sent us, Johny's calling for operations insurrection and evac. We're doing a job for the Saints, operation evac that is."

Transgression
"We are so very sorry, we are transmitting our entire onboard database to you now. I must say though, we don't know much about what happened other than the fact that whatever caused the anomaly reached to either the negative energy from our warp drive or the antimatter that, according to the logs, was vented due to hull damage."
EAS Icarus, Pulsar KR-2297
Alarms sounded all over the ship as the outer hull plating began melting under the stellar heat, the crew rushing to repair heat-damaged systems and seal off breached ares. Suddenly, the captain regretted taking the assignment to explore a pulsar on a starship named Icarus. Seriously, that wasn't tempting fate, that was yelling "come at me bro" while naked and unarmed.
"Electrical systems failing captain! All systems overheating, the sublight engine is gone!"
"Warp out!"
The science officer called out, instead of the usual ops-captain conversation that always seems to happen.
"Picking up an anomaly! Captain, you're not going to believe this!"
"I know Fergus McClain! Of course I'll believe it!"
"Our mass has decreased by a factor of ten thousand! We've just traveled though a dozen galaxies, I'm initiating emergency shutoff!"
The ship's warp drive abruptly shut off, and when it did the mass of the ship returned to normal. with most of the navigation systems down, the crew triangulated their position using a good old starmap and sextant. Turns out that they are in the worst possible place for an EA ship to be: above an Equiis Pact world. They quickly transmitted a message to explain the transgression.
"This is the EAS Icarus to Equiis Pact planet, we apologize for the transgression. It was completely unintended and the result of an anomaly that altered the mass of our ship. We were trying to escape from a pulsar about twenty galaxies away from here when the event occurred, the trip took us only a couple seconds due to the anomaly. We will attempt to enact repairs on our ship, and will leave your space as soon as we are able to."
Sorry, double post.
(Aaaaaaand there goes my lifelong no-doublepost streak)
Sukui said
Source please.For...uhh....Science.Yes, science.


Why of course, who am I to deny you the ability to "research".
http://www.projectlafiel.net/
http://seikai.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://www.abhnation.com/index.php
I wish to note that most of the stuff about the Abh has been shamelessly ripped from Crest/Banner of the Stars by Hiroyuki Morioka. I am not responsible for the fact that nobody cares about it anymore but me. Please note that I have taken liberties with a single aspect of their appearance (only the royal family has ears in the Novels, Manga, and Anime), along with greatly expanding their gravity tolerance.
Kepler Alliance
Some EA officials have agreed with Fergus, must most still refuse to allow the Kepler Alliance to reject the doctrine. They continue to spread anti-Kepler propaganda, though some of it borders on anti-Equestrian. Obviously, these posters have been ripped apart and burned by most of the citizens, most of whom want a peaceful solution. It seems that every second a civilian message is sent through the public commnet towards Equiis Pact space, specifically the Kepler Alliance area, all of them apologizing for the idiocy of their leaders. Interestingly enough, multiple tractatori have been deployed into the streets. The official explanation is that they are conducting a "uninterruptive survey" to see what the citizens think about about the Kepler Alliance. They are using the medical nanorobots installed in their brains that monitor neural impulses and fix any problems with them -such as mental diseases- to conduct the survey.
This couldn't possibly have any ulterior motive whatsoever.

EA Research Colony, Draconian Front 001
"Focusing dark energy, buildup is reaching critical levels. The containment field will not hold in the effect if we increase the load any more."
The Dolphin scientist was speaking using a translator module installed in his tank, he was controlling the experiment using brainwaves, The actual experiment was taking place twenty light years away, of course. Dark energy had already been proven to be what keeps the universe going, it essentially counteracted gravity and let it keep expanding. As such, this experiment had two purposes. The first being testing a dark energy weapon, the second being to see if that weapon can be used as an excuse to harvest enough dark energy to halt universal expansion within the local group of galaxies so that they do not meet the inevitable fate of the "big rip".
"Deactivate containment field, observe effects."
The voice was unmistakable, deep but feminine, with an aggressive twist to the whole thing.
"Yes, Admiral Sora."
The sensors of the lab showed the image of a star system, all of the planets there were barren of course, and it was determined by hundreds of mathematicians that the system would never produce life. As the detonation signal reached the dark energy bomb, the star was thrust apart from the inside as globs of stellar material were ejected out by the dark energy's push. Some impacted the planets, devastating their surfaces. After about an hour, the system has been ripped apart, and the remaining fragments flew away from the dark energy.
"Counteract"
The dark energy was recaptured using another container, and safely returned to the lab's heavy containment area.
"Good job, your research might one day save the universe. You might be remembered as the most important people in all of history."
"We wouldn't deserve it, the Draconians came up with the containment method."
"But you rediscovered it, surely that deserves recognition."
"I suppose so, but it feels like we're robbing them of the glory that should be theirs, no matter how oppressive they were."

Diplomacy
"May today be remembered as the day our two peoples connected our paths, thus letting the illuminating light flow between them." Said the Governor, using the interestingly common path analogy. This time it didn't make any sense (since when does light act like a liquid), but at this point the EA has sort of given up on anything making sense at all.
I am, I love to explain things. It means I get to talk about cultures that are most definitely not my own, and I love to do that.
Kepler Alliance
Earth Alliance citizens and some officials have been quoted as saying "If they don't consider themselves human, then maybe they should make that true and change their DNA!" and other such remarks. The few followers of Faust still in the EA are probably the most neutral party in all this, and they are desperately trying to make the government see reason. As a follower of Faust and die-hard believer in the Common Sense Doctrine, Fergus has made a statement regarding it all.
"Centuries ago, humans denounced other humans because they had differing beliefs. That was just as bad as killing in the name of a god. Now we find ourselves denouncing the Kepler Alliance for not accepting Doctrine. I ask you now, why? They did not take part in the recent war at all! We must accept what they believe, and respect it!"
(Oh boy! I get to explain stuff! YES! I LOVE TO EXPLAIN STUFF!)
An Abh is a member of the Abh species, which was created by the humans to be the perfect warriors. They can withstand extremely high g forces and have an "extra-sensory organ" that allows them to interface with a ship's systems to allow more efficient control. In the time they have existed, they have developed a deep culture (which I created by fusing extreme EA morals with the culture of the Abh species from the franchise I ripped them straight out of). As recently mentioned, they have a focus on understanding and harmony despite being created for the sole purpose of killing. Their martial art I mentioned is based off of Aikido, which is my favorite all-time way of fighting. For a visual reference, they have blue hair and pointy ears. This picture shows an Abh male and female:

Abh males also appear quite feminine, and overall they might look frail to some, but they are much stronger than humans.
Makudan Diplomacy
The Earth Alliance has drafted an official treaty agreement for the Makudan, while short, it is clear and states everything the EA has to say on the matter.

Treaty Terms said
-The Domaenus Makudan will not be required to assist in wars the Earth Alliance is involved in, but the Earth Alliance will be required to assist in any wars where the Domaenus Makudan are not the aggressors.

-Both the Domaenus Makudan and Earth Alliance reserve the right to voluntarily assist the other at any time, unless it is an internal conflict and it is clearly stated that assistance is not welcome.

-Shipyards and planets of the Domaenus Makudan and Earth Alliance will be open to the other nation, and both nations reserve the right to request repairs or resupply from either so long as it is
A: Required for the ship (If a starship with no life-threatening damage requests a spot in any shipyard, the crew of that shipyard may turn them down)
B: Safe for the contacted party to provide (No planet going through a famine is required to give food to a starship, no matter how low their supplies may be)

-Both the Domaenus Makudan and Earth Alliance reserve the right to make sure that all international guidelines are upheld between the two nations using whatever means they feel necessary.


Colony 257
The Abh motions to the sky for a moment, and the other Abh do so as well. The neural impulses controlling such motions send a signal to the leader that they agree with whatever they were about to propose. Shen then speaks for the whole group, aside from the human and Draconian, as interspecies neural transmitting is considered dangerous and is only permitted if the brain structure of the two species is completely identical.
"The Abh martial arts style is quite different from the others..." she began, apparently talking about something completely unrelated. "It teaches you to be in harmony with the enemy, thus you do what they least expect. If they lunge at you, step out of the way of their lunge and help them along with a push as they go by. Every move is calculated to use just the right amount of force to achieve what you want, no more, no less. In wartime, we are in harmony with our enemy, we understand them and use that understanding to defeat them. Harmony and understanding, those are the key principles of our combat technique. However, as was once said by a fictional character named Ender 'In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them'. Though we were created as warriors, we live longing for peace. Not just for us, but for all."

"Our definition of peace is different, too" She continued "It is not the state of no fighting, it is the state of no problems. Your people have a problem, and today we vow to solve it. We will take the boy and his family to a safe planet, and you can bet that we will return to help the rest of you. This is a problem that has to be solved not by war, but with help. We have a division devoted to pretty much just helping, in almost every way. The moment we get back, we'll bring them to the colonies with the military, just in case. You gave us the best food you had, since words of our language cannot convey the gratitude we feel towards you for that, we'll give you the best food we have. The EA learned to never deny anyone anything no matter how much it might help yourself long ago, while the humans were still trapped on their planet. They decided to finally help those in developing nations, even though it would drastically lower the quality of living. As a result, human culture was suddenly enlightened with new morals and their technology skyrocketed, all because of the millions of great philosophers and geniuses that lived there. As our saying goes 'never deny the weak what they need, for they are better than the strong'. All we need is the location of this boy and his family, and we'll leave."

Kepler Alliance
The Earth Alliance has publicly denounced the Kepler Alliance, saying that they have chosen to ignore history by rejecting the doctrine. The EA has also said that by doing so, the openly invite the horrors of the Common Sense War and Doctrinal Conflict to come back and claim trillions of lives once more. As such, trade embargoes have been put in place between the two nations, and no tourists are allowed to travel between them.

EAS Anvilicious, Battlecruiser
The captain walked onto the bridge of the huge starship, and with a loud and hardly subtle voice, declared something that every citizen of the Earth Alliance knows because they are just that awesome.
"HEY! WE SHOULD HELP THE THIRD WORLD NATIONS INSTEAD OF HOARDING EVERYTHING! EQUALITY, HELL YEAH!"
The rest of the bridge crew joined in on the screaming of random things.
"SPACE IS REALLY AWESOME!"
"AUTHOR AVATAR NATIONS! WOO!"
"I THINK WE SHOULD STOP FIGHTING BECAUSE FIGHTING IS STUPID!"
"RACISM AND SEXISM ARE BAD THINGS!"
"DID WE MENTION EQUALITY!?"
((Been wanting to do that since I created the EA))
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