Name: John "Karv" Harper
Age: 19
Height: 1.78m
Weight: 86kg
Nationality: Some sort of caucasian, probably american.
Appearance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8a/7..Apart from his obvious features, he always wears a mask. He actually isn't ashamed of his face or anything, he just finds it utterly boring and regular. To his merit, everyone who's seen his real face do find it very forgettable.
And forgettable doesn't make good tv. So he keeps the mask.
Bio: Karv hates John, he's such a bore, a drag. No fun!
Karv wants to live life!
Growing up it was obvious little John had mental problems, he was a nice boy, he even went to school albeit only preschool.
In his teens it was apparent that he had some sort of multiple personality disorder. He went into fits of stuttering and random outbursts of comments.
This hampered him in his work and soon he was kicked out from his simple office job.
This is where John died, he could not keep out the other one anymore, he had solidified his presence with his normal job and normal life. But no more.
Now Karv have taken over, completely.
Insane is one way to describe him, he is highly energetic and wants excitement at all times. Calm sessions are rare and Karv is often seen climbing furniture and all sorts of things. Karv is also slightly affected with tourettes and is a pyromaniac.
That he likes his "red rocket" is not strange.
When Karv took over he joined up with a motor gang outside the usual metropolices. They had races themselves and loved to bash together mad machines. While Karv always loved the speedy cars and the dirtbikes, it was the big rigs that stuck with him.
Or more like this particular big rig, after the first race he used it in he's never wanted another machine. Claiming it was "his soulmate.. machine... car... HIS SOUL!"
The team realized that the silly city folk also had races, and that you could win money by doing them! THAT'S CRAZY!!
Karv and his mates had a big race to see who would go. After destroying all the other vehicles it was apparent while Karv didn't technically win since he rammed that Dodge ram sideways over the finish line but his car was the only one running. So he went to the races.
Why does he race? To show those pansies how to race silly. What to do with the money? Upgrade the red rocket of love of course!
Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=OzkGzvWT7rYName: "The big red rocket of love"
model: Who knows, it's far too customized.
Apperance: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/3..A smoke belching gas guzzling monstrosity. Usually race cars are transported around with trucks, but this one is too big.
Firepower: 1
Grip: 29
Frame: 44
Acceleration: 6
Top Speed: 20
Note: the 1 in firepower represents the toxic smoke and the firespewing exhausts. You can inhale the gasses and the pipes are hot.
The safety regulations proclaim that such areas should be labelled with warning colours. Karv took some warning tape and ate it when told this.
Special Abilities: A massive reinforced ram, reinforced superstructure, reinforced engine, reinforced wheels. Etc' etc'.
To ram through any known hinder along the way. ANY HINDER!
Other special abilities include massive speakers to blast sick riffs on, and a mini fridge to hold cold beers and soda and the odd ham sandwich for when you get hungry for a snack.
Personal Weapon: A two-handed rocket boosted flaming hammer with exhausts on it. And a homemade pistol with a choppy bit.
Flavor Text: Overheard conversation between Karv and a new reporter discussing his vehicle.
-"But... it's not even red?"
-"I KNOW!!! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!"
