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Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.

I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.

From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)

I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything.
Other than that, hey there fellas.

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A saintly warpriest kinda character.

Very interesting.
I feel him and Claus could form bad blood, especially if he notices Claus's lack of piety.
Sure, you pray to gods, since if you don't you aren't doing the correct thing. This doesn't mean he's a real believer.

Let's just see if my character gets to speak to any other player for a while, he's kinda stuck in the east :/

Oh well, i can always go and have a chat with Andrew, we're getting along fiiine..... just fine.
And i think lady Tuania likes Claus, she's got that look in her eyes. :D
Really?
This sounds interesting.
@Vas Khaleen No worries, everyone goes derp from time to time :P
@Vas Khaleen 16 inchers? SMALL?

youtu.be/uvZS63Osons?t=1m40s

Try a 4 pounder, it's ball is about 4 inch in diameter, and is described as "light enough to be drawn by only two horses."
It's the field gun used by Gustavus Adolphus the great.
A mobile field gun to support the troops.
The ground shook beneath the footfalls of Ha, each step leaving a steaming crackled footprint, he walked with his arms open pointing towards the ground on his sides, his head held aloft.

It was great to be free, the wind singing as it danced across his armour, the fleeing birds, the screaming peasants.
The screaming peasants wasn't really great, rather a nuisance really. But humans were so dramatic when it came to twelve metre tall steel gods whom walked across the countryside.

He paid them no heed however, there was a long way to go to the sweetwater delta still.

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Gox, servant of Jadaxes, watched in silence and cover how the forge god strolled across the landscape in the distance, he knew Jadaxes had ordered him to keep track of Ha but he far from enjoyed the work.
Gox was a miniscule deamon when it came to might, about as powerful as a trained human warrior, if even that. He made sure to sneak carefully through the forest when keeping his eye on the steel god.

The forest line crept closer to the road further on, so Gox would need to sneak closer to Ha to keep good vision of him. He cursed his luck.

Ha was getting bored, as the road grew narrow he kept scanning for interesting beasts or unexpected noises.
He was surprised as he heard a twig snap in the forest to his left, he scoffed, hefted his sword to the sky and with a violent motion pointed towards the source of the noise.
-"'Ember'... Sing!" with that command word, where the sword pointed a blast of fire erupted and sent twigs, rocks and a lesser deamon flying.

Gox was understandably confused, he had been sure to be silent, he didn't think Ha would notice that twig. As he slammed into the ground in front of Ha Gox scrambled for cover, but none were to be had.

-"My my... what have we here?" The avatar of metal said while grasping the puny deamon in his left hand, Gox squirmed and screamed, but could not escape.
-"Listen, vermin filth! Tell your masters that their reign is at end. I...
HA
have returned, under my gaze no deamons may tread!" The forge god boomed out to the flailing Gox as he held the deamon closer and closer to his face. Followed by changing his pose into a throwing stance, reached far back and spoke.
-"Travel upon the winds of Iuppiter!" Then Ha threw Gox as far into the forest as he bothered, which was still a good kilometer of five.
Gox constantly screaming all the while.

Then Ha resumed his stroll, walking with a watchful gaze.
Jerked, raised his sword and struck once more, uttering the words.
-"Sing!" Blowing up a rock within the river on his right.
It was not overly far left to the sweetwater delta, after that it was just the cursed task of finding a nature goddess within a forest.
Kalla and her accursed nature...

A considerable distance into the forest, the beaten and battered Gox managed to crawl to a limp stance. He gave up on his mission and began the task of returning to his nearest base.
Jadexes would not be happy about this.

@LucidnonsenseYou could do a Mekhania expedition force.

I have some ideas how the noble courts work there (they are ridiculus) but if you do a standard troop commander, or perhaps a techno-arcanist. You could focus on clockwork troops.

Although considering how the Mekhania usually handles things, the only way to make the clockwork angels fly properly would be with magical jet-packs...
Also, the flying troops schtick is starting to get a bit common, so i'd suggest a ground based troop.

But otherwise, i guess it's more fun if you do your own thing. But i sort of stole the clockwork steampunk thingy and it would be a bit strange if several nations did it.
Just suggestions though, naturally GM has final say.
From his high vantage point, Sir Tobrew sighed in relief as the lightning storm calmed and dissipated with him stopping and hovering in place, as he finally had a pause from constantly dodging the strikes he saw that the left wing of 'Aurora Kaotica Eleanora' had been struck and smoked from a miniscule fire in the wound.
It wasn't crucial, Tobrew was more concerned by what in the world that creature of wheels within wheels was, or actually more importantly how to take down this new beast which had just annihilated a group of soldiers, whom they had served he never saw, but they serve no longer.

Tobrew De Castillair had a plan, not a very good one but he seldom had overly thought out plans.
From his mount he screamed out to whom could hear him, which concerning the current noise of the battlefield wasn't sure to be many.
-"Allies, i will draw its attention!"

With that he kicked the sides of his mount with his heels which sent the two tumbling towards the earth in the same pose as a diving falcon.
The accumulated speed was used to propel them over the battlefield towards the giant.
The ray of holy sanctity first erupted from Kaoticas mouth which slammed into the giants chest and danced up to its right shoulder, followed by a ray strike from his Mekhania pyre lance that struck the giants right cheek up to its ear. Both strikes scarring the giant but not much more.

This annoyed the giant greatly and he began to swing his maul towards Tobrew and Kaotica. But wasn't quick enough to hit them before they were behind it.
The other champions could easily see the dragon and its rider repeatedly struck the giant with rays of sanctity, taking most of the giants attention.
This was the time to strike.
From behind a nearby hill, a sound resembling a mix between several steam whistles and the roar of a dragon boomed, heralding the arrival of the Makhania dragoons!

With unexpected speed, the clockwork dragon of Sir Tobrew flew over the hilltop with its wings spread fully and with its rider holding the lance in a couched upright position in his right hand.
The mechanical beast flew at a measly ten metres height, which cast a gust of wind which strongly gripped any loose cloth of the forsworn setting up their battle lines below as the machine whizzed past above.

Tobrew was running his trusty 'Aurora Kaotica Eleanora' at maximum speed over the battlefield, the entire situation was a mess, the alliance forces was trying to form battle lines, but it was made close to impossible when the enemy force was rising from the ground amongst them.
The lightning bolts were getting tighter and tighter, with a few well placed tilts Tobrew dodged two of them but had to fully pull in the wings and roll to his left to avoid a third.

Some distance away he saw Gargth letting loose a orb of destruction, with two alliance champions closing in. In another direction he saw a pocket of Eldanorré’s Loyalists who hadn't managed to get a proper battle line formed and risked getting surrounded by the emerging sand warriors of Gargth.
This simply will not do.

With a sudden jerk, 'Aurora Kaotica Eleanora' stopped her momentum and held herself aloft with heavy wingfalls as a lightning bolt struck where they would have been the next second.
With a tug of the reins to his left, sir Tobrew De Castillair had them fall sideways in that same direction before fully beginning to fly.
With a pair of quick wing strokes the dragon was up to combat speed, as it once more shrieked out with its distinct steam powered roar.
-"Behold! The divine light guides our path!" Sir Tobrew shouted just before the techno-arcana warbeast opened it's jaws fully, within the jaws, streaks of light seemed to form a ball of light as a whining sound grew in intensity.
Before its force threw back the head of the clockwork dragon, from its jaws a constant beam of orange light streamed out and slammed into the ground with great force.
The constant movement had the beam move through the front ranks of the sand warriors closest to the beseeched loyalists, easily moving far quicker than a quick courser the constant beam of holy sanctity danced through the dark sand men and annihilated all it touched, the beam cut a foot deep trench all along where it hit the ground.
The annihilation of the enemies closest to them gave the loyalists a pause to fully gain their cohesion.

As Tobrew stopped the strike he ascended and turned right, watching for a new target.
So, still going for dead?
Since i'd prefer not dead, but if people want dead it's dead.
So, what are we waiting for.

I could post everyday, but it feels a bit wrong to do so.
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