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Known primarily as Klomster, both on the net and on real life.

I really enjoy roleplaying and do so every weak, preferably twice in two different campaigns. Sometimes even more.

From time to time i've done some forum roleplaying with mixed success. I've tried GM-ing with even more mixed success and all in all, i find forum rp's enjoyable. Hence why i joined, hoping to play some forum rp's and OWN at it. (Or something.)

I have an erratic thought pattern so my posts can appear as incoherent, if you notice you can just mention it if i should clarify anything.
Other than that, hey there fellas.

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It's mostly just a magic battery, and not even a very big one. Now, if he found Urgrugg's spellbook, that could lead to trouble. Any normal person would just see gibberish... but a ritual-focused, warp insanity driven/guided psyker? Well, he might have a shot at getting actual information out of it, and there are secrets in that thing even Urgrugg leaves be.


So it's like my book! :D

We can have a book exchange day! We could learn so much!
Or melt from warp magic... the possibilities!

Team chaos sorcerers with evil magic books. Go!
@Necroes Meh, it will probably work out. It's probably fine.
*Mummified arm falls off.*
It's fiiine!

And remember, my character is basically a chaos sorcerer, he understands the dangers. The gem is still unusual and interesting.

I could probably fix the arm actually, however.... the others might just off me with a bolt to the head. And it's certainly not possible within a null field.
My character is basically a confused noob techpriest in here :P
Even the sobbing psyker is a threat to him here. Not a big one, but still a threat if it comes to shove.
The deed is done.

I figured out a scene! :D
Also, DRAMA!

Also @Fallenreaper, it's STEEEL fist, not iron fist.
Just a pet peeve :P
And is it just me, or is it more story about the poor slave than your character?
For days it had been a guerilla battle, the men of the Steel Fist making miniature strikes upon the forces of the Manshrew alliance which were working to take hold of the town.
But the day had come which Claus had awaited with no anticipation, the drums rang in the distance.

-"It's time." Claus said while staring out from one of the arrow slits in the keep. As he ran towards the keeps gate the drums grew to a crescendo with at least twelve deep war horns sounding the attack.
He stopped in front of a window to see the scores of banners marching into the town on a sea of troops. Andrew had gotten tired, he was seizing the town with utter force and would probably go for the keep at the same time.

-"INCOMING!" Was heard roared from somewhere when the wall next to Claus exploded as a trebuchet boulder smashed right through.
The siege engines were working overtime, a final hail before an assault. Claus had used the technique himself in the siege of Krypola.

-"They will charge within minutes, positions, POSITIONS!!!" Claus boomed out as he finally reached the gatehouse, troopers were running to and fro, carrying stones, munitions and water to posts, many were standing put and the crossbowmen were already beginning to shoot through the slits.
Knowing his men, this meant enemy troops were already within optimum crossbow range, which in turn meant that the enemy were making great progress in taking the town outside.
-"Sound the retreat, i want any of the men outside back inside the keep. Then seal the hidden passages!" Claus roared to a runner, whom ran to a balcony and sounded his bugle, which was followed by another bugle. Shortly after a massive stationary horn call sounded the retreat into the town.
He knew some of his attack teams were doubtlessly dead or surrounded already, but at least he wanted them to have a chance at getting back with this warning.
A great impact shook the room Claus was residing in and a trooper fell to the ground while others held on tight. The Manshrew siege crews had managed to topple an ancillary tower, which was toppling over the main gatehouse. Luckily the fortress of Clarm and specifically its stronghold was designed to withstand anything. Even dragons the stories claimed.

-"Steelhead! Look to the main street!" One of Claus' lieutenants shouted to him, he looked out and saw what he was referring too.
A massive elephant sounding its presence, it had massive ivory tusks, covered in decorative plates. It wore gleaming heavy armour decorated with brass and orange cloth beneath. The massive elephant bull trumpeted again and it was coming directly for the gate.
-"Hizreus balls!!!!" Claus roared as he began to run towards a stair which went up to the remaining ballista tower over the entrance.
Claus realized he had at least one comfort, unless Andrew wanted to kill his own men, he'd stop shooting with the siege engines, and he was correct. The final barrage had silenced, but from up here Claus could see the Orange banners and the massive bull marching along the main street. Enemy siege engineers were fastening chains to the gate as his troops shot bolts at them.
But shield bearers were protecting the engineers, so albeit with casualties the chains were properly fastened.

-"Aim for the head, we need to take it out!" Claus ordered the ballista crew, their chief engineer making adjustments before roaring.
-"NOW!"
The massive bolt flew straight, it was a perfect shot. With massive force the bolt slammed into the head of the massive elephant bull with enough force to send it stumbling across the street, crushing a couple of men and a banner.
-"YES!" Claus shouted, seeing the bolt stuck in the head of the elephant. It made a frustrated sound but to the defenders horror, the bull reassumed its place in the middle of the road and began to march towards the gate again, the ballista bolt still stuck in its massive armour. With just a trickle of blood showing it did anything at all.
-"NO!!!!" Claus roared out as Manshrew engineers were fastening the chains to the elephant which began to pull at the gate which creaked violently with the might of the Uzgob bull.
Claus was already running, he had a plan, a stupid plan.

He ran towards the upper levels of the gate, atop a ladder and to a roof.
-"Sir, what are you doing!" A concerned trooper who had followed him called out to him.
-"I'm going to kill that monster!" Claus yelled out pointing at the elephant. An arrow pinged off his helm making him lose concentration for a second before returning to smash at a banner pole with his mace.
-"That's suicide! You'll die!" The trooper shouted.
With the effort making itself known in his voice, Claus added.
-"If i don't... we, will, all... DIE!" On die, the banner lost structural integrity and began to wave in the wind. Claus let no time be lost and climbed up on a roof, one of his troopers on the inside looking at him confused before returning to shooting.
Manshrew arrows were constantly striking the roofs, for a second Claus realised how high up he was and just stared down upon the mad scene below. The handlers chanting, heave, heave, heave in unison with the elephants motions. The gate would not be able to take more, and if the gate fell, the Manshrew's would surely win this day.

-"I don't do this a lot, but Timtos! This better work or i'll beat the crap out of you as a ghost!" Claus said before taking a running start and launching himself at the banner pole which began to slowly fall over the massive bull below. With the constant anger and fear filled roar of Claus filling the entire battle scene.
The pole was too short, so Claus used it to launch himself unto the elephant, sword tip first with a roar.

The impact was massive, the elephant even felt it. Claus' sword broke in half with the force and he slammed into the elephant and rolled over to its right side.
-"It's their leader! Get him!" One of the Manshrew engineers shouted, another soldier screamed as he charged for Claus with a two handed mace.
Claus was barely able to move from the pain when he saw a crossbow bolt hit the man's jugular. With that Claus' adrenaline began to keep up with the pain and he rolled under the elephant as an halberd head slammed into the ground where his throat had been.
He had let go of his sword handle, it was too cumbersome to roll with, he still had the ricasso with the blade.
As he looked up he saw something which made him glad. The belly was not as armoured as the top, sure there was armour, but there were weak points and he saw one right at the elephants throat.
With an anguished scream, he took his blade and made a two-handed thrust into the bulls jugular, or at least he thought it was it.

The scream of that elephant would haunt many men for years to come, as it began to panic and flail its trunk and its front legs as it rose to its hind legs. Manshrew animal handlers were using their goaders to try and calm the beast, but to no avail.
The massive feet slammed down at the sides of Claus, who were frozen with fear. He had no time to react when the beast with a stumbling motion swiped its right foot to its left. Flinging Claus into the wall of the killing ground before the elephant toppled over, blocking entry to the gate. His world went dark as the elephant's head slammed down over him.
As the bull twitched slightly, three Manshrew men were cut down as they got stuck in the killing ground. Behind the fallen beast the troops were in disarray, the plan having failed and thus, confusion began to take hold.

The Manshrew alliance had taken the town in full. But the stronghold still stood, with a massive obstacle in the way of getting a ram or other siege device to the gate, the prospect of another similar charge was complex.

However, with their leader missing, the defenders had taken a massive toll themselves. Roogel took command over the Steel Fist and the defence of the stronghold.
With a sudden realization Zuriel found himself looking into the eyes of a marine out of armour. He knew it was a marine because of its size and his posture.
What was more important was that his hiding place had been found. He sat up, brushed his robe slightly splashing some filthy oil on the floor.
As he moved into the room he cocked his head and watched the downed people. The entire situation was a mess, loyalist marines, chaos marines, an ork and an ogryn.
The entire thing seemed like some sort of holo-film made in some more dubious place in the universe, or the topic of some crude joke. Except for the fact it was all too real.

He was holding his fingertips to each other in front of him, it helped him reduce stress. Or more like focus his mind, for it was in dire need of focus.
The book had not been kind to his cohesiveness.

He looked around him, the room and its machines not really making sense to him. Curse this psychic shield, he could not tap into the warp for knowledge. Now he craved it, needed it.
Suppose it was well played master of machinations, well played.

Zuriel reached the ork and briefly noted the scene.
-"You will have to put your past rivalries behind you astartes, fallen angels, heretics, mutants, abhumans." As he spoke he looked at different people of those present. Firstly the emperors child, then the techmarine and the apothecary, then the crying sod a bit longer and finally the ogryn.
He began to look over the wound in the orks arm.
-"If you wonder why i am tending to the wounds of a filthy xeno it is none of your business. However we are in this together and i assume you recognize the call. The reason why i assume you are all here. It can't be a coincidence." Zuriel spoke with seriousness, before sitting down and began to pull forth a rivet gun.

As he began to work he took some random shrapnel and used as rivet backings and began to crudely rivet Urgrugg together with filthy black smudges all over. He began to mutter and speak to himself as he worked.
-"Orkoid, xeno specimen of large size, probably nob. Weirdboy sub-variant, not overly wealthy, probable snakebite seeing the lack of clan markings.... orkoid physiology is tougher than that of humans, contrary to popular propaganda the larger orkoid leader caste often show similar resilience as the astartes themselves... orks are weak and lack proper muscle density, just shoot them in the head and they will topple over dead.... cybork, i could make it into a cybork... i should probably put it out of its misery."
With that Zuriel dragged out his hellpistol and put it to the temple of the ork... but hesitated.
He put the gun down seemingly confused.

-"No, we need its prowess. It's power." He went on, and gazed into the mysterious gem on Urgrugg's staff, which Zuriel promply picked up and began to study closely. Now muttering in some language none other understood, or it was just random syllables jumbled together, it was difficult to tell apart.
The arm was roughly riveted together and covered in unnaturally filthy oil which seeped into its partly open wounds. But Zuriel didn't care.
Name: Klomster Von Bismarck.
Known mostly as Klomster.

Age: Born in the distant future of 1988.

Species: Klomster.
Outwardly completely identical to humans, mostly all other ways as well. BUT! Not a human at all.
The primary attributes of being a Klomster is usually poor understanding of human interactions and for odd reasons referring to fish and the number 35.
The reasons for this might be some hidden racial memory, or he's just insane.

Gender: Male.

Sexual Orientation: Only women so far.

Position: Un-employed.

Personality: Usually friendly and nice, normally sits back and calmly studies what happens before him. If forced to fight he is unwilling to back down even to his own detriment. Even if he knows he'll lose.
Likes eating glue and try to be helpful and useful to people.
Can be pretentious and likes posing epicly for the camera. Or when others do it.

Weaknesses:
Poor physical health and stamina.
You know poor fitness? You don't know poor fitness, Klomster has poor fitness. Run 10 feet? Yup, panting heavily. Run 20 feet? Might start to get breathing problems. More? Yeah, he's screwed.
Bad initiative taking.
What? Who me? Do what? Nah. It can wait. He did what? I guess i might have to do something, but what? Oh no, now he's already somewhere else.
Poor social understanding.
This here concept with human interactions and ways to express emotions is complicated, especially towards these being known as females. Very complex. They seem to dislike a multitude of things. Like winkie faces and looking at them too long.
And random hugs are also confusing. Why? It's not bad but still, why?
Rambles.
Might start rambling incoherently, changing subject mid through speech or referring to different things after another. Can be confusing.

Appearance: Long brown hair with a hint of red in sunshine. A slight beard. Oddly similar to the avatar to the left actually.
But usually don't wear a hat. Nor a surcoat. But rather a dark grey piké shirt and some work pants with several useful tools inside.

Background: From the heavens, from a strange place where Klomsters live, came Klomster, who is a Klomster. Or so it claims.
Anyway, DEEP STRIKING! And studying interpersonal interactions is interesting.

Skills:
Can swordfight alright, especially with a wooden zweihander.
Can eat glue with no ill effects. No one knows why.
Is epicly god-like at making magical artifacts. Or just regular tools and mundane objects. Not electronics though. Can weave magic if needed to produce an artifact but not otherwise.
Can summon the mighty anvil of war, and the flaming hammer of hatred. Potent tools when forging magical artifacts.
Can have strange materials appear at a whim if needed for a magical artifact. This is also used to heat the materials being worked on.
Can dramatically enter and leave the chat or the scene, often through DEEP STRIKING! Which refers to arriving via drop pod or similar, at high speed with a dramatic impact. Shouting DEEP STRIKING is also an important part of this. Always to and from the heaven.
Has an infinite supply of glue, only comes in half litre bottles though. Labeled "Glue". The glue can bond most known materials.
Has an uncanny knowledge of deamonic entities and eldritch gods, seems to know some of them personally.
Is almost impossible to kill, although easy to take out since he lacks resistance and pain threshold.

Special equipment:
Indestructible cod-piece.
Forged upon the anvil of war with the flaming hammer of hatred, this cod-piece is worn by Klomster after he was kicked in the groin by a deamon. Klomster did not enjoy the experience and thus created the indestructible cod-piece after several people made fun of and/or comforted him. The Cod-piece is made of mithril or some shit and can't be destroyed by any reasonable means and even powerful beings find them too bothersome to bother trying to break.

Steel spackle.
A seemingly regular steel spackle with a wooden handle constructed in two parts fastened on both sides with rivets. The spackle is covered in an almost black layer of surface rust.
It's very useful for poking things and always reform in one of the pockets of his pants. Regardless of how much it is damaged and if stolen.
It's useful for poking things and doing simple work. Excellent for scraping things. It's not overly sharp though.
Greetings anyone who checks this.

I'll put up characters i feel like i should put up here. For a start i'll just add my chat persona to test out the form thing.
I'll use this if i ever start joining in on fight rp's as well.

Anyway, i see lord Andrew has given me something to act upon.

Yes, yes, i shall write when it's not frikkin 3 at night after roleplaying. Good plan.

BUT! It will be powerposing.
Also, i think i have a pm question. *Bing*.
@Necroes The obvious saviour of the day, the ork.

Makes sense.
With any luck, it will be up tomorrow or by Monday at most.


So, are you writing a novel? Seems to a lot of stuff in this CS :P ?
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