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10 yrs ago
Current Been sick last 4 days.
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10 yrs ago
Laptop's wireless is fried, need to take to shop, using friends tablet for now.
10 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
BUSY weekend for me, Reno today then valentines weekend.
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At hospital for the night, no postings.

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"Feelings may fade once the patient is no longer in need of care, either by recovery or death."

I should hope feelings would fade after death, otherwise we'd have an army of horny zombies hunting Nightingale down.

Does she put the 'romance' in necromancer?
Or
Isn't that the plot to 'lolipop chainsaw'?
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Well you could. But you would most likely lose the arguement


I believe winning that argument would result in a temporary ban... but it would be worth it!

Sadly all I could do is 7 suicide girls.
Thanks for the clarification @Sigil
Raa frowns at the dismissive nature of his history. all the more adding to the discomfort of the arrangement. He is clapped on the shoulder by the other and they move on with a question about mutton.

"Lamb is fine, but not pork... many think orcs and pigs are related, it would be like eating a cousin."

Soon enough they are now faced with a failing church, not a wizads tower, he takes a moment to say a prayer in elvish. Weapon dawn, the scythe sits on his shoulder as the other emerges. This one seems reasonable and even sad by the situation, words of a magic blade make the instinct of treasure seeking tighten his grip. Raa decides yet again to detect for evil intent on this new wizaard and his buck naked guardian.

If this falls to fighting, the fist step is to separate warrior from blade.

"Keystone, you seem to have left your sword at home. Perhaps you can borrow that one's sword as soon as possible. As for you sir, good sir, Who are you and what is your side of the tale?"

Six darts of magic flew from his employer into the wizard with no obvious harm, but the bodyguard didn't throw himself at the darts either. Either it was so knowledgeable or so simple it didn't try to protect its wizard. The half orc took a step between the two to interpose himself against any retaliation.
I swear you can find anything on Wikipedia.


You can't find 6 cheerleaders with their clothes blown/burned off on wikipedia. Thankfully theres a porn for that.
Deimos loved the way Nightingale was getting all touchy. I might even do something with that, later.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Nightin..
Name: Sergi Ivanovich

Identity: "Captain" (Collateral Damage)

Origin: Altered





Appearance:
6'0" 150 Red hair black eyes. His costume is made from dozens of different sports padding to keep everyone safe from him.

Background:
You know Captain comet? Flies around with that 10 foot long silver cape and super strength? Apparently he works at a newspaper reporter and fills out his W-2 like everyone else. Want to know something else? Apparently he is only powerful with the cape on. Without it, he can get hurt just like everyone else. Well one time Captain comet got a papercut as he slipped on his cape to save the city, that cosmic energy charged the drop of blood on the paper that changed a dozen hands and finally cut the thumb of a lowly accountant. This cosmic responsibility got passed to this unsuspecting individual without an off switch.

Weeellllll...lets just say that a superhumans first time is always rough, moreso in the bottom floors of a scyscraper. Thankfully, the villain scapegoat claimed responsibility for the travesty after no one else did. He awoke several weeks later in a full body cast and accidentally broke it to bits trying to look around. They blamed it on a bad plaster batch but apparently his wounds were not too serious upon revision.

Now out of a job and too strong for his own good, he had to look for 'bad ways' to earn money. He went to his uncle, a slum lord and loan shark who thought of a great way for his nephew to earn money. Ivan would sick the boy on his competitors in other areas or have him destroy construction sites at night when no one could get hurt. And every time Sergi said no more, something innocent would happen to interrupt the cash flow and he would be back at his uncle doing another job to pay the rent.

In between the moments with his uncle, he was trying to do what was right and make up for his misdeeds by trying to be a hero, often times his heroics are just as damaging as they are for working for his uncle, but his heart is in the right place.

Powers:
Superhuman strength and endurance

Talents:
-Accountant, years of number crunching has him the best in town for getting your tax return, but then again that's like being the best square-dance caller in Tokyo
-Goth-LARPing, A game whose first rule is 'no physical contact' makes him much relieved to participate in as he plays rock-paper-scissors in order to be the best vampire he can. The Russian accent helps a lot.
-Weight lifting, To try and understand his powers, he has been going to a junkyard outside the coty to try and understand his limits better, besides, its junk, how much more can he bre-oops.

Contacts:
-Ivan Ivanovich: "Uncle Ivan" Is a loan shark with old county values. Which country is the old country? He wont say. But he is the first and last person you ever need to meet to stretch your paycheck. While he feels sad that he lost an accountant, he hopes he has won himself a new enforcer.

-Jean Dough: An ambulance chasing lawyer, he was both the first person who the captain saved from a runaway ambulance and the first person to sue FOR the captain as well. He lives and works his law firm above his parents bakery, correction, his parents live with HIM and he lets them run the bakery downstairs from his law firm.


Probably tick-level strength.
CAPTAIN COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

Superhuman strength and almost no control over it, loved by insurance companies everywhere.
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